"Ah-, although I promised Senior Sister Qin to hone my character... But why is this the way to temper it!" Xu Mu sighed in the sky. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Don't make a fuss, you're not a child, what's the matter?

"Yes, everything is mentioned by me, you are naturally relaxed! Standing and talking without backache!"

"Miss Ben asked you to carry something, that's to look up to you~!"

"I... Hmph! Good men don't fight women!"

"Whatever you want~!Anyway, obediently be a porter for me and my senior sister~!"

"Sister, I protest!"

"The protest is invalid," Qin Shuang didn't reply, "Since I have already made it clear to you yesterday, then even if I do your special training now, you have no right to refuse." ”

"Did you hear that~?" Xiao Leimi grimaced at Xu Mu with a grin, "You can be silent, but every word you say now will be..."

"Testimony in court?" Xu Mu subconsciously answered.

"Wrong! It's spiritual food for my pastime~!hahaha~!"

"...... "Relax! Relax! This is a test for me! Remy did it on purpose! Xu Mu felt that his blood pressure was rising again, so he quickly recited the meditation sutra: (Ah~How fresh the air~, ah~How beautiful the world is~.) Whew-I'm in a much better mood!)

"Okay, don't tease him," Qin Shuangtong said to Xiao Leimi, "Xu Mu, it's not that I deliberately embarrassed you - as far as I know, most men can't bear to go shopping for as long as women, so this is indeed the most convenient and fastest way to hone your endurance at the moment." ”

"Yes, Senior Sister..."What else can you say? Looking at Qin Shuangtong's serious expression, she knew that she was not joking.

DAMN IT, DON'T YOU JUST GO SHOPPING? WHO IS AFRAID OF WHOM?! I'LL FALL IN LOVE! XU MU'S HEART WAS HORIZONTAL, AND EVEN HIS STEPS WERE A LITTLE FASTER--AND THEN HE REALIZED THAT SPECIAL FEELING THAT LIFE IS WORSE THAN DEATH.

Well, in order to make it easier for everyone to understand, the following narrator Jun will describe Xu Mu's cultivation process in the form of a four-panel comic:

The first grid: clothing store, Xiao Leimi and Qin Shuangtong happily tried on clothes, and Xu Mu behind him was carrying seven bags on the left and right, with a black line on his face and a helpless expression.

The second grid: Snack shop, Xiao Leimi and Qin Shuangtong happily picked snacks, and Xu Mu behind him had two more big bags around his neck, looking like he was stretching his neck to death.

The third grid: Shoes and hat shop, Xiao Leimi and Qin Shuangtong happily changed their clothes to play, and Xu Mu behind him had two more big satchels on his shoulders, and the color of the whole person faded, leaving only black and white lines, his eyes were empty and his mouth was wide open, and a Xu Mu-type ghost floated out of his mouth.

The fourth grid: daily necessities store, Qin Shuangtong is carefully selecting toothpaste and toothbrush, Xiao Leimi is looking at cosmetics, Xu Mu behind him also pressed a big bag on the top of his head, the whole person is almost buried by the shopping bag, he lowered his head, from the hairline to his eyes are all covered by darkness, his arms are bulging, his whole body is trembling, and he is about to explode.

Of course, if you think that the next scene is Xu Mu's outbreak, then you are very wrong, because the fifth grid is a cold drink shop, Xiao Leimi bought ice cream and fed it to Xu Mu personally (because Xu Mu didn't make a move), and then in an instant Xu Mu smiled, his whole face softened, and his cheeks were still flushed with confusion, and he was happy in heaven - what do you ask me to be angry? Of course it's zero.

(Bell bell bell ...... Hey, it's a narrator, what? The reader calls and asks why there are five squares in a four-panel comic? Oh, isn't this normal, now you have to add a hidden easter egg, this is common sense, just like the four heavenly kings must have five people, well, that's it, hang up!)

In this way, Xu Mu fell into an infinite cycle where his anger rose to the point where he was about to explode and instantly returned to zero, and he was really hungry for death.

[It's really a typical spare tire tactic... If you want to quit every time you want to quit, I'll give you a sweet date to eat 233]

[Don't talk nonsense, I'm cultivating, you see I can hold on to it now without eating sweet dates.] ]

[Well, congratulations, you have finally been trained to be a masochist. 】

[Too lazy to pay attention to you.] ]

[Huh, I thought you would say, 'Shut up.'" 】

[I really don't have the strength to quarrel with you in this situation now, uncle, you can do it!]

[Well, for your pathetic sake. 】

[Hey, my image of a big bag and a small bag must have lost its fashion value.] ]

[It's okay, your last mission lost your mind and opened the killing ring, but as long as it doesn't fall to 0, the event will be restored.] 】

[Oh yes, but I still don't feel like I'm out of fashion, and I even added a little bit just now, what's going on?]

[Just look around. 】

Xu Mu turned his neck with difficulty, and then he saw that the people around him, especially the men, had a bad look at him, some even glared angrily, and some were pointing at him in the distance and muttering. He strangely strengthened his hearing, and heard the same content from different groups of people: "Made! This kid is really lucky to be able to go shopping with two beautiful women, why don't I have this blessing!"

"Poof!" Xu Muhao squirted out, well, this is a blessing in disguise.

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Finally waited until the end of the day's shopping activities, Xu Mu put down the "weight" on his body, lay on the ground and stretched out his tongue and gasped.

"Xu Mu, how do you feel?" Qin Shuangtong walked over and asked with concern.

"Whew... Call... Although it feels like I'm almost going to be a dog, the effect is really significant. ”

"Oh, it's only been a day?"

"Yes, senior sister, although my endurance has improved limitedly, I think my boyfriend's strength has advanced to the gold level. ”

"Flutter!" Xiao Leimi laughed when she heard it next to her, "Dream on you! If you want to be our boyfriend, you are still 108,000 miles away~!"

"Well, very good," Qin Shuangtong nodded with satisfaction, "I'm still in the mood to joke, which means that you really don't have any big problems, so continue tomorrow." ”

"Uh..."Xu Mu almost didn't take his breath, "I want it tomorrow!"

"Of course, since it works, then continue to persevere. ”

"Okay..."I'll just accompany the beautiful woman to go shopping and brush up on the fashion value, Xu Mu thought helplessly, "But ah, senior sister, I'm all bronze steps, why does it feel so heavy to hold those things?

"......" Qin Shuangtong glanced at him, didn't say anything, turned around and walked away.

"Okay~!" Xiao Leimi squatted beside Xu Mu and patted her, "Sister Frost Pupil is now in the god disconnection mode again, for the sake of your hard work for Miss Ben, I'll tell you - that is her skill 'Heart Realm', which can amplify people's senses, so your heavy mood is magnified." ”

"Oh, I see. Xu Mu replied weakly.

"If you understand, get up!, or you'll hang it on the floor here~!" After speaking, Xiao Leimi also left.

"The soul is faint..."Xu Mu struggled to get up, "one day... I'm going to... Hey-Remy-chan wait for me~!"

[You, just accept your fate~!]