001 What about the body of my great shore?
At three o'clock, Chai Shao opened his eyes on time, he rolled his eyes weakly, covered his chest and hated: noble as me, how did he develop the habit of waking up at a fixed point.
has been a puppet emperor for 12 years, and there is basically nothing else to do except to enjoy the flowers, the moon and the autumn fragrance on the rest day when he does not have to go to the court. So, Chai Shao decided to turn over and continue to sleep.
It's just that...... It feels a little wrong?
Chai Shao touched and patted his chest, and his already bright eyes shone even brighter in the dark, but soon turned into horror.
Why is my chest so swollen so high!
He suddenly remembered the thin female body he saw last night, which was not as beautiful as a hemp rod, and of course the main thing that came to mind was the two lumps of flesh on the chest of the female body.
Thinking of the woman who had been on him last night......
Wait, up and down, what about the back, what's going on behind it? Chai Shao frowned, why don't I remember what happened next?
Chai Shao hates to beat the bed, I know......
"Click, crunch" The sound of the wooden board breaking suddenly sounded in his ears, and Chai Shao's whole person fell instantly, falling into the broken bed board.
The whole person is confused!
What about the small table, what about the small stool, dare you get out and tell me how my dragon bed has become so fragile.
I'm going to have to cut down those bastards in the Craftsman's Warden!
He made such a big movement, it was impossible for people outside not to hear it, and after a while, a bright light burned outside, and then a crisp but slightly anxious voice came, "Girl, what's wrong with you?"
Girl, who is it, and who is this woman...... Or ghosts?
Chai Shao grinded his teeth secretly, and his heart became a little brighter, it must be that Grandma Xia of Shaoyun Palace saw that I was not pleasing to the eye and came to rectify me, this month's paper money and wax were all deducted for her, and they must be deducted!
Thinking like this, Chai Shao tried to get up on his own, but when he moved slightly, he felt an unbearable stinging pain in his waist, and he couldn't help but snort. "I'm really ......"
Hey, something seems wrong?
Before he could react, Mingzhu outside had already come in with a lamp, first lit the two lamps on the table, and after seeing Chai Shao's situation clearly, he was taken aback, and hurriedly rushed over and shouted: "Hey, my girl, why did you beat the bed again." ”
She carefully helped Chai Shao up from the rubble, patted the wood slag on his body, and after seeing the blood soaked from his waist, she let out a short exclamation.
And Chai Shao was in a state of confusion throughout the whole process, 'Who is this, where am I'.
It wasn't until Mingzhu was about to help her move to the couch on the side that Chai Shao was slightly sober up and said, "You pinch me first." ”
Although his waist hurts, looking at this strange house where a woman lives, Chai Shao still feels that he is dreaming.
Mingzhu was so frightened that she hurriedly covered his mouth, "My girl, you can't say that." ”
Chai Shao was already in a trance.
It was really a woman's voice in my mouth just now, right? I heard it right the first time?
He moved with the pearl in a trance, until he passed the dresser, and the corner of his eye skimmed to the bronze mirror, and the figure in the bronze mirror.
Then he pounced with lightning speed.
What about my body that makes all beings in the world fascinated?
What about the handsome face that made countless girls scream wildly?
Who is this bean sprout?
No, no, bean sprouts are not the point, the point is ......
Bean sprouts are a woman!
No wonder I felt that my chest was so swollen, Chai Shao's brain twitched, he stretched out his hand, and nodded with satisfaction, at least it was much bigger than the woman yesterday and the little girl next to him.
It seems that no matter what I become, I am really outstanding!
Sensing Chai Shao's gaze, Mingzhu only felt a chill all over, and covered his chest meaningfully.
"Girl, what's wrong with you?"
Xu is Chai Shao's face was too magical, and Mingzhu's voice trembled a little.
Chai Shao reluctantly broke back his focus, cough cough, now is not the time for pride and complacency. Retracting his gaze from the mirror, Chai Shao motioned for Mingzhu to help him continue walking.
When he got to the top, he lay down on his side and said, "Don't bother, I have to think about it." ”
Mingzhu was just about to say that you were still bleeding, so she silently swallowed the words of admonition with Chai Shao's outstretched fist.
Hey, it's getting harder and harder to do slaves these days!
Having said that, Mingzhu didn't dare to really turn around and leave, and after Chai Shao's snort gradually stabilized, she tiptoed to bring gauze and wound medicine, and gently medicated him.
Then he squatted in front of the couch and waited for the dawn, but he was secretly thinking in his heart how to tell his uncle and wife when it was dawn. After all, this is the third bed destroyed this month.
There is a girl who is as angry as a cow, and she is so tired!
Chai Shao thought at the moment he fell asleep: When I wake up again, I must be on the soft dragon bed with my fragrant fragrance.
But the truth is that he opened his eyes again, and it was Mingzhu's reddish eye sockets.
The sky outside was bright, illuminating the Yiqiē in the room, but it couldn't shine into Chai Shao's dark inner world.
I......
She turned into a woman!
Chai Shao's face was resentful, and his silver teeth crunched. But the current situation will not change because of his resentment.
Mingzhu looked at his distorted face, and couldn't be more careful, "Girl, are you okay?" ”
Chai Shao stretched out his finger and tapped on her head, and saliva spurted everywhere, "Girl, your ghost, open your dog's eyes and see clearly, I ......"
I'm a ghost, I'm really the girl of this little girl!
The door of the brain that was clicked by Chai Shao turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye and then turned purple, Mingzhu covered his brain aggrievedly, with an expression that wanted to resist but didn't dare to.
This made Chai Shao slightly surprised, thinking of the bed that was scattered, he rolled his eyes, and slammed it on the table next to him, and in Mingzhu's exclamation, the table instantly fell apart and turned into a pile of waste wood.
Chai Shao: "......
I'm opening another plug-in?
But he always felt as if he had forgotten something, what was it? Oh yes, I didn't seem to hear the voice of the little girl on the other side from the moment I opened my eyes?
Chai Shao glanced at Mingzhu, who trembled in fright, and covered his chest again.
"Are you scolding...... I?"
Mingzhu shook her head in a series of ways, and swore with tears in her eyes to show her loyalty, "Even if the slave scolds herself, she won't scold you!"
Chai Shao stared at her carefully for a while, and found that this little girl's eyes couldn't be more sincere, and nodded in his heart, this girl is not bad, she is the same as she looks.
Just as I was thinking, there was a knock on the door outside, "Is the girl awake?"
Mingzhu looked at the house full of messes and looked melancholy.
Chai Shao also looked melancholy.
Because he wants to shhhhh