Chapter 500: Very Subtle Questions and Answers
Seeing that the staff brought another glass full of juice, Zhang Yang was about to cry. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Does it need to be like this?
Does it need to be like this?
Do you need to pour so full!
I'm your boss anyway!
You wasted such an opportunity to please me!
Is...... Is...... It's really overwhelming.
"Hahaha......"
Looking at his confused appearance, the audience laughed so much that they almost couldn't take care of themselves.
It's so exciting!
It's so nice to see being pitted!
Almost all of them have a hearty feeling of refreshment!
"I remember you. Zhang Yang viciously took the juice from the staff.
Audience: "Hahaha......"
Looking at the juice in his hand, Zhang Yang tried several times but didn't have the courage to open his mouth, and finally, he looked at Su Qingyan and said, "If you can spare me this cup, I will definitely give you special care when you participate in "Extreme Challenge". โ
"I don't believe it. Su Qingyan shook his head directly, without thinking about it.
"......" Zhang Yang almost vomited blood.
"Oh-"
The audience cheered loudly and couldn't stop laughing.
"I remember you too. Zhang Yang took a deep breath, tilted his head and poured juice into it.
The cheers of the audience grew louder and louder, and they were so excited that they almost jumped.
There was nothing more exciting than seeing him suffer.
The discussion board was even louder, and all the posts were covered with flowers and applause.
Like Sun Meimei and Zhang Guoqiang, they almost died of laughter now, looking at the close-up sent by the live broadcast camera without blinking, for fear of missing his wonderful appearance in pain.
It's so relieving!
It's really relieving!
Be sure to discuss this matter with him next time you record the show!
"I've never drunk such a bad juice in my life!" After pouring a whole bottle of water, Zhang Yang's whole face was wrinkled by the spiciness, and he looked at the camera with a painful face and said: "Don't buy Meiju Orchard in the future, really, it's too unpalatable." โ
"Hahaha......"
Zhang Yang gasped and said: "Don't ask this kind of question anymore, let's have something large-scale, I don't care if this show can be broadcast anymore, I only care about whether I will be explained here." โ
Audience: "Hahaha......"
Su Qingyan also burst into tears of laughter on the side.
"How many questions are there?" Zhang Yang looked at Su Qingyan angrily.
"Four questions. โ
Zhang Yang drank nearly half a bottle of water, and then said with a bitter face: "Is it too late for me to quit now?"
The audience who had just stopped laughed like crazy again.
Su Qingyan cleverly threw this question to the audience: "You ask them if they agree." โ
Zhang Yang glanced at the audience and said depressedly: "If you will agree, there will be ghosts!"
"Hahaha......"
After a bit of banter, the game continues.
"What's your closest behavior to the opposite sex?" said the questioner with a smile.
Listening to this question, the audience was shocked again!
None of them are fuel-efficient lamps, so why can't they hear the real meaning of this question?
Then, they were excited again! Their eyes shimmered with a dazzling light that they couldn't look at directly.
That's a great question!
I should have asked such a large-scale question a long time ago!
Zhang Yang also opened his mouth slightly, and looked at the young man who asked with admiration.
Talent!
Today's audience is full of talents!
It's obviously a large-scale question, but it can still be asked so implicitly......
The key is to be subtle and at the same time let everyone hear the true meaning of this question!
This language is an art!
"This question is ......" Zhang Yangqiang couldn't help but laugh, looked at the audience who asked the question, and asked: "How do you let me answer this question?"
"Oh-"
The audience, who was already excited, boiled directly after hearing this sentence, and didn't care whether his words were true or not.
Netizens also widened their eyes with excitement and pricked up their ears.
The answer to this question was of great interest to everyone.
Zhang Yang pretended to think about it for half a minute, and then said in a very cautious tone: "Hug! Don't ask how to hug, this question is just that, you can't answer it in detail, otherwise it really can't be broadcast." โ
Embrace?
The audience was stunned and a little dumbfounded.
What is the answer to this?
What's better than a hug line?
But some viewers didn't know if they thought of something, and their expressions suddenly became extremely strange.
At this time, the Internet exploded, and the atmosphere in the discussion area was lively like the New Year.
"I'll go!"
"yes, why don't you make it clear about this shameless person! There are many kinds of hugs. Where the hell did he hug him, did he have any clothes on?"
"I'm grass!"
"You are all God-men!"
"I'm on my knees!
"Is that the real answer?"
"Pure, I don't understand what you're talking about, but it looks like it's very powerful. โ
"Do you dare to be a little dirty?"
This meaningful answer was interpreted by the great god, and the discussion area was directly out of control, and countless posts that knelt down in submission poured out.
Half a minute later, someone suddenly said, "Oh my God, can you not be so dirty? Can you not think too much? A simple hug can be interpreted like this by you filthy gods." Zhang Yang said in the first two questions that he had never appeared on the pillow of the opposite sex, where else could he hug?
This long post stood out in a short post of kneeling and submission, and almost everyone saw it.
Then, they were so excited that they felt like a basin of cold water was poured down their heads, cold from their heads to their feet.
They were also dumbfounded!
They were surprised to find that they had been tricked by Zhang Yang again!
"I'm a big deal! We've been tricked by that shameless guy again?"
"I'm grass, can I still watch the show properly?"
"Is this the legendary IQ crushing?"
"I don't believe it! I don't believe it! It's not in bed, it's on the couch!"
"Poofโ"
"You ......"
"You have a good point, I am speechless!"
"The fourth floor is the real old driver!
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At the scene, the simple audience was skeptical, and said in their hearts that what can't be said in detail about a hug?
Hugs can still bring out flowers?
Although they still had some doubts about the authenticity of this answer, they finally accepted it.
Question 11.
"Do you think you're the most talented person in the entire entertainment industry?"
The person who wrote the question laughed very happily, thinking that his question would make Zhang Yang very difficult.
But what she didn't expect was that Zhang Yang almost didn't think about it, and simply admitted it.
"Yes, that's what I think. โ
After a pause, he seemed to think that this answer was not atmospheric enough, and added another sentence at the end.
"It's not that I'm talking big, there's no one in the entire entertainment industry who is my opponent...... More precisely, there is no one in this world who can pose a threat to me. โ
In the end, he didn't think it was too big to say: "This is what I say from my heart, sincerely." โ
There was silence!
Almost the entire audience opened their mouths in shock, not even the reporter.
Confused!
They were all confused!
They never dreamed of hearing such a frightening answer.
How dare you say it!
No one in the world dares to say such a thing!
You're not afraid of offending people, aren't you?
Aren't you afraid that the entire entertainment industry will scold you?
Forget about the country, you actually counted Hollywood as well?
Are you crazy?
Netizens were also stunned by his answer, and their faces were full of disbelief!
That's too much fun, isn't it?
You really don't answer the questions according to the routine!
Aren't you afraid of being attacked by the entire entertainment industry?
Aren't you afraid of the wrath of the people?
I don't know if this kind of thing has happened half a year ago, and they began to desperately scroll through Weibo, wanting to see how those celebrities reacted after hearing this sentence.
However, what made them feel weird was that those stars were very quiet, so quiet that they didn't seem to hear it.
In fact, many celebrities have heard this sentence clearly.
The moment they heard this, they were also taken aback, and then ...... There is no then.
No one knows what kind of mood they are in now, and no one knows how many celebrities are showing bitter expressions now.
Interestingly, almost no one was outraged, and no one wanted to refute anything.
This eerie tranquility made many attentive netizens aware of the cat, and then, many people became a little excited and began to inquire secretly......
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When they were stunned on the Internet, the staff of the Miracle Video Technology Department were almost scared to death.
Zhang Yang and Su Qingfang didn't know that this show had started live broadcasting!
They don't know that what they say will be transmitted simultaneously!
They all thought that Zhang Yang just wanted to deal with this problem, and then cut it out later.
So, the director of the technical department reported the matter to Zuo Shanghua in a panic.
Then, he got a reply that he couldn't believe.
Zuo Shanghua said don't care......
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Su Qingyan, who knew everything, naturally didn't worry about anything, looking at the audience's look at each other, she said with a smile: "Don't worry, with his shamelessness, no amount of attacks can hurt him." โ
"Coax-"
Hearing this, the audience all laughed, but Su Qingyan's next sentence made their smiles freeze instantly, and they gasped fiercely.
โโฆโฆ However, he is telling the truth, and no one should dare to attack him. โ
The audience was stunned!
Everyone looked at the two people on the stage with wide eyes, their expressions extremely frightened.
What the hell are you going to do?
He's not afraid of offending people, are you crazy too?
Are you trying to scare us to death?
Zhang Yang glanced at Su Qingyan, and then said to the audience: "If I am blocked tomorrow, you can save me!"
The audience couldn't cry or laugh, and said that you are still in the mood to joke with us, it should be fine.
Su Qingyan also smiled and said, "Your last question, it's my turn to ask after you finish asking." โ
The audience raised their hands.