Chapter 121: I'm Not Targeting Anyone
Detected piracy!Imperial Military Academy 1024, Rector's Office.
Just when it was dark on Xu Mu's side, the two bigwigs of the academy were drinking tea and chatting, one of them was of course the principal Xiao Yuanlian, and the other was the guardian of Xuanyan City and the academy - Ning Yichen.
"Elder Ning, how's that?" Xiao Yuanlian blew a few sips of cool air on the black tea in his hand, and then took a sip gently, judging from the intoxicated expression on his face, the title of "Black Tea Champion" of the Xiao family should be ancestral.
ββ¦β¦ Heh," Ning Yichen closed his eyes and was silent for a while, then suddenly smiled, "Is there an adjustable soundproof enchantment? No problem, when this farce is over, I will personally add this function to the enchantment." β
"Haha!" Xiao Yuanlian laughed heartily, "Let Ning Lao say such a thing, it seems that I made the right bet this time!"
"Hey~!, it's not just right, it's just too right!" Ning Yichen let out a long sigh, "Tsk, the 16-year-old Bronze Seventh Order, it's really terrifying! There has never been such an outstanding student in the history of our academy, right?"
"Don't talk about our academy, it's not often seen in the history of the mainland!" Old man Xiao's eyes were about to laugh into two chrysanthemums, which was enough to prove Xu Mu's excellence to make the old man in front of him, who had never been an ancient well, so moved, since his wife passed away, the other party had not had such a big mood swing for a long time, "Even Her Majesty Ruan Mei, the founding empress of the empire, was more than a month older than him when she cultivated to the Bronze Seventh Order, you know, she is the peak powerhouse of the Golden Seventh Orderββ Although after the Light and Dark Starfall incident, no one on the Seven Star Continent has been able to achieve this cultivation, but at least it is also a golden sixth order!"
"Look at the way you look! He's still far from that! It's too early to be happy!" Ning Yichen pretended to be angry and reprimanded Xiao Yuanlian, but he didn't know, in fact, he also had a smile on his face.
"Ahem, I'm sorry, I'm out of shape, I'm also a little carried away for a while because there was such a talented student in the academy. Xiao Yuanlian hurriedly coughed twice and restrained his demeanor - at the age of the old man Ning, it is more than enough to be his grandfather, although the relationship between the two is good, it is a year-old friend, and the conversation in informal settings has always been more casual, but the other party is an elder after all, and the necessary respect must always be there - this is also the reason why he deliberately did not maintain his face like his wife, no matter what, a kind elder is always more principal-like than a young man- Of course, it is unknown whether he will change back when he pays the public grain with Qiao Yunzi2333.
"Okay, what else are you pretending to be with me!" Ning Yichen glared at him angrily, "Do you think I don't know that kid likes your granddaughter? I think you got carried away because you can get such a powerful grandson-in-lawβhey! Actually, don't talk about you, if I have a great-granddaughter, I also want to climb with him, you are really shit luck this time, in the words of Xu Mu's kid, jealousy separates my hemorrhoids." β
"Hemorrhoids separation, what do you mean?" Xiao Yuanlian was confused.
"I don't know, probably it means to let hemorrhoids out of the buttocks? Could jealousy still cure hemorrhoids?" Ning Yichen also didn't know, "It seems that we are really old, and we can't keep up with the times, and we can't even understand some of the words that are popular among young people now." β
"Hehe..."Old man Xiao leaned back in his chair and stretched his body, "That's why we're standing in this position of cultivating new talents for the empire, aren't we?"
"That's right!" Ning Yichen stood up and said goodbye to Xiao Yuanlian, "Then I'll go back first, remember that the follow-up confidentiality measures must keep up, you must know that the wood is beautiful in the forest, and the wind will destroy it-tsk, obviously this time it was to test Xu Mu, but it turned out that this kid took our army, and now our old bones have to be busy again~!"
"Haha! This kind of trouble caused by the sharp edge of a peerless genius, no matter how much I am willing!"
"That's right..."
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[Hey, the director, hurry up and cut the camera back!What? You said that the two of them still haven't finished the last line? If you want to cut it, you can cut it! What so much nonsense! I'm the director! Slippery! Who wants to always watch the two old men engage in philosophy β!]
[What are you messing with?]
[Oh, nothing, I want the camera-okay! The cameraman is here!Then all the departments are in place!Lighting and sound preparation!Start!]
[Good evening, audience friends, this is Chapter 121 of the Fashionable God of Fighting, last time we said that the protagonist Xu Mu finally pretended to be successful in slapping his face, so let me interview him about his current mood. (handing the microphone) Mr. Xu Mu, how are you feeling now?]
I have been the protagonist for so long, and I have finally relied on my own strength to release the spirit of the king with my own strength under the encirclement and interception of a thousand-knife killing system! (Audience: Not easy to ββ!)]
γ... That adjective in front of it is redundant... Besides, I'm also for your good, it's easy to lower your IQ if you're too arrogant, right? Only by relying on your own efforts to reach the top step by step, can you more deeply experience the joy of success - oh, and, please look at the audience and friends in the audience to be sensible, don't be too excited-tell me what about you, the soul of the narrator, don't think that you can bring a big speaker with a repeating function to make a fool of yourself there, what? Unconvinced? Security guard! Fork him out!]
[Hey...]
[uh... Ahem, I'm sorry to digress, so let's get down to business - congratulations to Xu Mu Tongshou for winning the protagonist's general achievement: "Pretending to be forced in another world", and I will present him with an award on behalf of the "Shockism Association" - this is a trophy and 250 fashionable points, please put it away~!]
[That bit of fashion value is obviously earned by my strength from those dragon sets, okay... And this Rausch trophy, only I can see a ghost when I am YY!]
[Sorry, this system does not have an achievement reward function, so it can only be performed virtually~!]
[What a waste of my time and feelings...]
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"Gollum," Chen Yuanwen's throat surged with difficulty, looking at Xu Mu in front of him, who was expressionless and didn't seem to put himself and others in his eyes at all (in fact, he was complaining to each other with the system), he felt a hot pain on his face, although the other party didn't say a word, but his meaning was already obvious:
"Don't you question why I have so many cultivation resources? That's because even if I multiply these resources by ten times and give them to you, none of you will be able to do it to my level! Yes, don't get me wrong, I'm not targeting anyone, I just want to say that all of you who came here to make trouble today are spicy chickens. β
- Xu Mu
Well, if Xu Mu knew that Chen Yuanwen had made up such a monologue to his brain, he would definitely say "I'm not! I don't!" However, the reality is not if, so during the time he was working with the system, the latter had quickly come to a conclusion about this matter.
"Whew-" Chen Yuanwen let out a sigh of relief, adjusted his mentality, and prepared to open his mouth to withdraw his troops-he ignored the crowd behind him that continued to be noisy, because after all, he was just a nurse sent by the top management of the academy, and he didn't have to worry about the feelings of that group of losers. Although it was a little unpleasant to be slapped in the face like this, the failure was within the scope of the plan, and now that the goal has been achieved, there is no point in staying here any longer, and the rest of the things are all games between the high-level, and he is not qualified and does not want to participate.
"Senior Brother Xu Mu, you've disturbed us today, then-"
"Wait a minute!"
"Huh?" Before Chen Yuanwen could finish his words, he was interrupted by a voice, and he turned around differently to find a person walking out from the back of the crowd.
"Senior Brother Xu Mu, I still have a few words to say, don't you mind?"