Volume 1 Plum Huang Shiyu Chapter 84 It's a pity that a pot of good urine
The old man who spoke was the one who discussed with the sick tiger Yang Yin on the cliff platform that day to kidnap Xie Junyan, although I didn't see his face clearly that day, but I remembered his voice, and I didn't expect to appear on the Japanese ship at this moment.
I just listened to the other person in the room, you, the people of the Central Plains, there is a saying, it is called no profit and it is not early, Mr. Xie, I don't know what good we have to do this? This person's accent is a little stiff, it should be the owner of this Japanese ship.
It turned out that this person's surname was Xie, but I didn't know if it had anything to do with the Xie family in Jinling. The old man surnamed Xie smiled, our master promised your help, as long as he is willing to help us, he is willing to give us a thousand taels of gold.
Zhongzuo's voice was a little dissatisfied, he said that our brother was engaged in pirate trading, but it was not a death business, we acted like the wind, and ran away when we saw the officers and soldiers. Mr. Xie is known as a god operator, so it is better to help us calculate whether this deal is suitable or not.
Mr. Xie said with a smile, the general is thoughtful and worried, but as long as this operation stops at Hengjiang Port, there is no need to fight hard, I think this transaction is still profitable.
Nakasa said that the risk is too great, 10,000 taels of gold, no counteroffer!
Mr. Xie said, the general has such a big appetite, one thousand two hundred taels can't be more!
Zhongzuo Road, eight thousand taels, a fixed price.
Mr. Xie said, 1,500 taels is already the limit, otherwise we will find Tian Nakasa, and his boat is also nearby.
Zhongzuo Dao, five thousand taels, for the sake of Wang's face, I will give you a friendly price.
Mr. Xie said again: One thousand eight hundred taels, we are also three comparisons, and this price has exceeded that of the valley.
Zhongzuo continued, we are pirates, it seems that we are operating without capital, but we also pay attention to risks and returns, through our big data calculations, less than four thousand, there is no way to talk about it. But Mr. Xie, please rest assured, the same price, we have the best quality, the same quality, we have the best service, the same service, we are the fastest.
Mr. Xie was silent for a moment, and said slowly, two thousand taels,
Nakasa is in a hurry, you are sending Hanako. Three thousand taels, five-star praise cashback, dear.
Mr. Xie: Two thousand taels.
After another negotiation, the old man surnamed Xie insisted on two thousand taels and refused to let go, and finally said helplessly, you Central Plains people, you are cunning and big. Two thousand is two thousand, and a deposit of one thousand is paid first.
Mr. Xie: Goods ~ cash on delivery.
Nakasa Road, you can rest assured that we will strive to live until payment. But there is another condition, I heard that Mr. Xie is still in the population business, and after the matter is completed, we want a hundred beauties.
Mr. Xie said, small meaning.
Zhongzuo laughed and said, Mr. Xie is so refreshing, you still have a saying in the Central Plains, called a gentleman's words, what are the eight horses.
Mr. Xie said, Eight Horse Tea. (Note)
Yes, this is it. We can't patronize and talk about business, Mr. Xie is a guest, I prepared a Dongyi geisha tonight, let's talk while drinking.
When Mr. Xie heard this, he laughed and said: I have long heard that Dongyi geisha is unparalleled in the world, and if I don't see it today, I will definitely regret it for the rest of my life.
Hearing this, I suddenly heard footsteps next to me, I even hid to the side, only to see four or five old grandmothers and old Longzhong, wearing Dongyi kimonos, wearing white ~ powder, and walking over with crutches.
It didn't take long to hear Mr. Xie say, Your Excellency Zhongzuo, you tell them to retreat quickly, auntie, where are you going, go away, go away. Zuo laughed in the, and then heard Mr. Xie rush out of the door.
I was about to leave, but I heard another sound in the room, Mr. Eight, this Xie Donglai is an old slippery head, what do you think of this?
Mr. Wang's voice came from the room, and it wasn't a real war with the Daming Water Master, and this was a matter personally explained by Wang Hengwang's gang leader, and there was gold to earn, why not?
Zhongzuo said, Wang Heng's old guy is half buried in the soil, how good it is to be the king and hegemon at sea, and he still thinks about helping the old emperor restore, I think his brain is a little confused. I heard that the old emperor is in Jinling?
Mr. Wang was silent for a moment, and this subordinate didn't know.
Nakasa said again, I heard that you recruited three new guys, and one of them actually defeated Kato Shaoza, how about it, is this person reliable?
As soon as I heard them talk about me, I quickly pricked up my ears. Listening to Mr. Wang, this kid has two martial arts skills, and I really looked away.
Zhongzuo Dao, you arrange someone to try his details, don't let him spoil our big things, if it can be used by us, it is the best, otherwise......
Mr. Wang said, that's nature.
Then, Nakasa called out to a few young geisha and continued to eat, and I said in my heart that it was important to find the pill, so I stopped eavesdropping.
I wandered in the cabin on the third floor, arrived at the Zhongzuo room, rummaged through the cabinets, and found a medicine box, I couldn't tell which ones could cure malaria, and I put all my brains into my arms, and then looked, there was a stack of silver tickets below, and my heart said that since I came to visit, I couldn't come in vain, didn't there be a sentence in the "Book of Rites", came and didn't take it, and it was rude, and I took it away.
When he returned to the room, he said that he couldn't let Lang Zhong know about this, so he took out the pills, took one of each, and fed them to the two of them.
After taking the pill, Ronghua and Fugui stopped malaria, but that night they were like ants on a hot pot, walking around in the cabin and not sleeping all night.
I made a windfall and took out a silver note, which was thirty or forty thousand taels. When I looked at it under the lamp, I was really surprised, these were the silver tickets of Huitong Qianzhuang, and there were the seals of the Shen family of Shen Zhengdao, the former head of the household department!
This matter is somewhat unexpected, when in the capital, Shen Wansan, the old housekeeper of the Shen family, once took out this kind of silver ticket, at that time he said that the imperial court was strict and could not take it out, I didn't expect that this widow also had a Shen Mansion silver ticket, but I don't know whether the Shen family had a transaction with the widow in private, or the silver ticket circulated to the widow through the black market.
According to the law of the Ming Dynasty, the imperial court seized the property of officials, and the silver tickets issued by the officials' houses were seized in the major money banks, but these money houses were not all obedient, and some silver tickets flowed into the ground ~ under the money village, and then exchanged for silver with a draw of three to fifty percent.
These 30,000 or 40,000 taels of silver tickets, if you go underground ~ money bank, can at least be exchanged for about 20,000 silver. I secretly thought in my heart, this Shen Zhengdao has only served as the head of the household department for a few years, and he has collected so much people's fat and people's ointment, and the court has raided his house, and it is not considered that he has been wronged.
It's Shen Wushuang (Shen Qianya) that little lady, who has a face full of acne all day long, and she doesn't pretend to talk to me, it's really hateful to think about it.
The next morning, before dawn, the entire cabin on the ground floor was in chaos, and I was a little surprised, and even asked what happened to Ronghua, who was coming in from outside the cabin.
Ronghua Dao, last night's was stolen in the middle of the room, Lord Zhongzuo was furious, and was ordering people to check it one by one, saying, he asked with a concerned face, where did you go last night, it couldn't be you?
I said that I swear in the name of my master that if I did this, I would let him come back and miss it later!
What misses?
Oh, nothing.
As soon as the words fell, Kato Shaosa led four or five ronins to rush into the cabin and came straight to my bed, you, get up!
I said, Lord Shaozuo, early in the morning, do you want to let people sleep, hey, you have a good dress, buy a new one!
Last time I humiliated Kato in public, he held a grudge, and this time he was ordered to come to check the stolen goods, so naturally he targeted me first.
Last night, I lost something in Nakasa-sama's room, and I suspect you did it. You get out of the way, we're going to search.
I sneered in my heart, at this time he didn't speak Dongyi anymore, I said, I didn't even go out of the door last night, and I still used the urinal in the middle of the night to relieve my hands, you can't wronged a good person.
Kato bothered with it, and said, search for me!
As he spoke, a few ronins stepped forward and covered me, and the bed board was turned upside down. I said, anyway, I am also a closed disciple who stole the West Gate of the Holy Gate to blow out the lamp, if you can find it, will it not fall into the reputation of the West Gate blowing out the lamp?
Kato saw that he found nothing, so he searched his body again, and I said that everyone is a man, don't mess around. I took off my clothes and left only my underwear, and gave them the other way around, and you see, there was nothing.
Kato's eyes moved, and he didn't know what crooked idea he came up with, and asked, "You really didn't do it?"
I waved my hand, if I did it, the sky would be thundering. As I spoke, I glanced at the nightpot under the bed.
It was this subtle movement that caught Kato's attention, and he pointed to the night pot, take this one!
Seeing this, I hurriedly picked up the night pot, protected it in my arms, and said that I wouldn't give it to him, saying that these were all overnight urine, Kato-sama, you don't think this is good.
Kato is even more determined, this night pot is greasy, stretch out your hand and take it!
I shook my head and said, don't give it!
Kato made a look, and I even ran out with the night pot in my arms, and came to the deck, and suddenly dozens of Japanese robbers surrounded me, and the two were deadlocked.
Take it!
I said you really want to say it, although you look at me very sincerely, but you still have to tell me what you want, it's impossible for you to say that you want me not to give it to you, you don't want me but want to give it to you. Everybody's reasonable. Do you really want to?
Kato said with a sneer, your words reveal your weakness, if Nakasa-sama knows that it was you who stole something, just wait to go to the sea to feed Wang Ba.
Mr. Wang happened to be passing by, who was calling me? Who was going to feed me?
Kato Shaoza said, this kid stole the silver ticket of Lord Nakasa!
Mr. Wang came to me, is this really the case?
I said Mr. Eight, you have to administer justice to me, this Kato Shaozo came to my room early in the morning, and he had to take away my night pot, this is my night pot!
Kato Shaozo snorted coldly, if you did it, you will know if you brought it. As he spoke, his hands were like eagle talons, one hand clasping my wrist and the other holding the night pot.
I showed a hint of horror on my face, covering the night pot with both hands, but I refused to let go, Kato Shaozo laughed, and said that the fox tail was exposed, Mr. Wang, today I, Kato Eagle, in front of everyone, will come to solve the case for you!
As he spoke, he suddenly exerted force with both hands, and I resisted with internal strength, but his internal strength was not as good as mine, and his face was red, so he shouted violently and let go!
I said okay.
As soon as his hands were loosened, he exerted too much force, and with a stumble, he poured a pot of urine on Kato's head, and Kato's new clothes were all soaked.
I shook my head and said with some regret, but it's a pity that it's a good pot of urine.
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