Chapter 705: Choking

Li Ruofan actually knew that Lan Yuxuan at least had no ill feelings towards him. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info men have a dream of an emperor, not to wake up and take charge of the world, that is just to get drunk and lie on the knees of beauties.

Of course, in terms of wealth alone, this is not a problem. But Li Ruofan still envied his parents in his heart, and grew old with his son.

In ancient times, the three from the four virtues, from one to the end, the three outlines and five constants are actually aimed at girls. Including that footwrap, the little foot can't run, and it's easy to catch. Of course, this is originally a man's world.

Li Ruofan said: "How is Dong Yannan in Lanxuan now?"

This question was a little abrupt, Lan Yuxuan thought for a while and said, "She is still very responsible and capable. You don't still remember the time she slapped Yan Dan, right?"

Li Ruofan smiled: "How can I be so cautious? If you don't mention it, I'll forget it." Punish you for telling a story. ”

Lan Yuxuan smiled: "Okay, then I'll tell you the story of the old man Hu who fried fried fritters." ”

Anyway, on this day, the newly appointed immortal chief went to the food stall to have breakfast, and just found a bench to sit down, and listened to the old man Hu who fried fried fritters chattering while busy working: "Everyone eat and drink well, the city officials are coming to the stall, at least you won't be able to eat our fried fritters for at least three days!"

The immortal chief was shocked: The leaders of the Provincial Health Department were going to inspect recently, and the county only decided to carry out a surprise rectification in the next two days yesterday afternoon, how could this old man know early this morning?

Unexpectedly, this matter has not been figured out, and another thing has made the question mark in the immortal chief's head even bigger. One day, he went to Old Man Hu to eat fritters as usual. Unexpectedly, the old man was actually releasing the news again: "The old man Qingtian is about to come from above! Whoever has any injustice, go to the county hotel and wait!"

The immortal chief was surprised and annoyed. The working group of the Provincial High People's Court came on Wednesday to check the backlog of cases, and this news was only conveyed to the Standing Committee last evening.

There is no doubt that an old man who can't read a lot of words can know so much information inside the government, and there is no doubt that some government functionaries have a poor sense of secrecy and are not tight-lipped. So, he immediately convened a meeting and severely criticized those bureau chiefs and directors. The leaders at the meeting all lowered their heads and did not dare to speak out.

Or was the director of the Bureau of Industry and Security bold and couldn't help asking: "Immortal Chief, did you see this old man Hu with your own eyes, or did you hear it?"

The immortal chief slapped the table with a fierce voice: "I heard it with my own ears! Let me ask you, do you want to check the entertainment city tonight?"

The director of the Bureau of Industry and Safety looked embarrassed and was there. Immortal Chang angrily immediately ordered: "You personally go and find out what the background of this old man is, and report to me tomorrow!" Unexpectedly, the old guy was releasing news to everyone: "The earthquake chief of Chengguan Town is going to be unlucky recently." Wait and see, it's not going to be small......"

When the director of the Bureau of Industry and Safety heard this, he was very surprised. So, he sighed, smiled shyly, and asked as if he was stupid: "How do you know? Could it be that your son is Ji Wei's secretary?"

Old man Hu smiled: "How do I know? That grandson used to eat my fritters, and he asked the driver to drive a special car to buy them, but in the past two days, he has been unusual, and he actually came to eat on foot, and he always looked sad." When his father died that year, I didn't see him so uncomfortable. What can make that grandson more uncomfortable than his dead father, except for losing his official position, what else can it be?"

When the director heard this, he was secretly surprised, this old man really had two hits. So he quietly continued to ask: "Then how did you know that the police station inspected the entertainment city yesterday?"

Old man Hu smiled again: "Didn't you see that those entertainment cities put up signs that were closed for repair early in the morning?

"Then the leaders of the Department of Health came to inspect, how did you know?"

Old man Hu said: "In addition to the inspection from above, when did you see the sprinkler come out?"

In the end, the director asked a question that he couldn't figure out the most: "Last time the working group of the Provincial High Court came to guide the work, why did you get the news so quickly?"

Old man Hu pursed his lips and said, "That's simpler." My neighbor had a case, and the court delayed handling it for eight years. On that day, the judge handling the case suddenly took the initiative to visit, asked questions with a smile on his face, and repeatedly promised that the case would be resolved immediately. There are people up there, I'm afraid they'll petition!"

The director was so impressed that he hurriedly trotted all the way back and reported the situation to the immortal chief. When the immortal chief heard this, he was furious, and immediately convened the meeting again and gave a lecture for four hours: "Comrades, every fried fritter can see the trend of our work from some simple phenomena, what does this mean? It shows that we have too much formalism. If this kind of bad habit is not changed, how can the government's image be enhanced? From today onwards, if any department leaks secrets for this reason, and makes that old man an 'unpredictable prophet,' I am not welcome!"

Early the next morning, the immortal chief came to Old Man Hu to eat fritters again, wanting to verify the effect of the meeting. Unexpectedly, Old Man Hu was actually releasing the latest news: "Today, there is a big leader coming from above, and there is more than one coming!"

The surprise of the immortal chief is really extraordinary. In the afternoon, the mayor had to accompany the provincial leaders to inspect the work, and he only received a notice last night, why did this old man know in advance?

The immortal chief suppressed his anger and asked Old Man Hu: "You said that you want to come to the big leader, how big is it?"

Old man Hu replied without raising his head: "Anyway, it's bigger than the immortal!"

The immortal chief asked again: "You said that there is more than one coming, can you tell me the exact number, how many are there?"

Old man Hu raised his head and thought about it, and replied definitely: "Four!"

The immortal chief was dumbfounded, the superior leader really wanted to come four! His heart was pounding, and he asked again: "Hu ...... Master Hu, how do you know these things? And you know so accurately. ”

Old man Hu smiled faintly: "This is not easy? When I went out of the stall in the morning, I saw that the security guards of the county hotel were wearing white gloves, and they were all like facing a big enemy, so there must be someone from above." Looking at the parking lot again, the book plan and the fairy chief's car were parked in the corner, and there must be officials who are older than them. Take a closer look, the parking spaces of Shuji and Xianchang are No. 5 and No. 6, indicating that there are four leaders on it. Believe it or not? Being an official is different from us ordinary people, and you have to pay attention to the level and order of going to the toilet!"

When the county magistrate heard this, he opened his big mouth stuffed with fritters, and he choked! )