CH.80 Pretend to be a tiger and scare a pig

"What kind of ability is it to bully girls?" Zheng Ke looked at the bald head that was a head taller than him, and deliberately said the suffocating Japanese, without flinching. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Erina saw that it was Zheng Ke standing in front of her, and she just bent down and stood up a little straighter. However, she didn't understand why Zheng Ke was speaking suffocating Japanese, wasn't he afraid that he wouldn't understand it with a bald head?

The bald head listened to Zheng Ke's words, and when he saw the Tang costume on Zheng Ke's body, his face changed, "Are you from Huaxia?"

Zheng Ke let go of his bald hands, touched his nose with his thumb, and said stubbornly, "Exactly." It's really your fault just now, I hope you can apologize to this young lady, otherwise, let's go to a more spacious place to try it. ”

I hope there are Bruce Lee movies in this world, otherwise something big will happen.

Zheng Ke prayed silently in his heart.

"Will you kungfu?" The bald man's face became ugly, there was already bruise on the place where his wrist was caught by Zheng Ke, and this boy's movements had been seen in kung fu movies, and his heart immediately raised his vigilance.

"Kung Fu? No, I don't know at all. Zheng Ke waved his hand very honestly, "Let's hurry up and compare, I'm still in a hurry to draw lots." ”

The more Zheng Ke said this, the more vigilant the bald head became, and when he saw Zheng Ke reaching out to pull him, his body couldn't help but take half a step back.

Damn, the Huaxia people are so bad, they want to drag me to a place where no one is and beat me up, and they must not let his tricks succeed.

The bald man's face changed twice, and he decided to give in.

First, the whole thing is indeed wrong with him; second, he fights with others on the first day of the new year, and his luck for a year is not good; third, if the other party knows kung fu, it is he who suffers. Moreover, the people around him also surrounded him and Zheng Ke, pointing fingers at him, if he really made things bigger, it would definitely be bad for him.

What's more, this kid is not very old, but according to his experience (watching documentaries and movies), Chinese kung fu is indeed mysterious, and children have kung fu with bare hands, and now his wrist still hurts faintly.

Thinking of this, the bald head bowed to Erina, "It's me who is wrong, I apologize to you." However, I don't have any money with me, so I may not be able to compensate you for your phone. ”

"It doesn't matter if you don't bring money, just tell me your phone number and send the money in two days. Zheng Ke pressed step by step.

Your sister, do you want to play like this?

The bald head was about to collapse, but when he saw Zheng Ke who had no fear, the more he felt bottomless.

At this time, Erina also saw what trick Zheng Ke was playing, others were "pretending to be pigs and eating tigers", and Zheng Ke was "pretending to be tigers and scaring pigs". It's very difficult to get this trick just right. If the momentum is too weak, others will definitely not be taken to heart, and if the momentum is too strong, the other party is likely to break the net.

Zheng Ke has done a lot of tricks before, and now it's time for Erina to appear, in case she is poked by her bald head, it will not end well for either of them.

"Ahem......" Erina coughed twice, "Since you don't have any money, forget it." However, you should pay attention to your words and actions in the future. ”

The bald head squeezed out of the crowd with a red face, and Erina quickly picked up the broken phone, and found that it was indeed broken, so she could only sigh and put the phone back in the towel bag.

"Are you okay?" Zheng Ke saw the bald head squeezing out of the crowd, and his tense heart finally relaxed, and for a while, the strength in his body seemed to be drained.

"I didn't ...... Thank you, I didn't expect you to know how to do kung fu?" Erina's little hands were also covered with sweat, if Zheng Ke didn't come forward, her situation would be in danger. Although you won't be beaten, you're definitely going to be bullied.

Do you think that any Chinese person is a master of martial arts? Of course not. This is the same as not every Japanese person is a ninja. Zheng Ke waved his hand.

"But you just grabbed the man's wrist, and he looked like he was in pain. Erina asked, puzzled.

"You can do that, you can do it. Zheng Ke suddenly realized, "As long as you can grab his wrist, the rest is to hold it hard, just like holding a radish." For us, that's still a little bit of wrist strength, right?"

Like Zheng Ke, he holds a kitchen knife to cut ingredients all day long, from the thinnest willow blade to the heaviest bone chopping knife, which one has been wielded thousands of times, and the strength in his hand must be more than that of ordinary people, but if he really fights, it is unknown what role this wrist force can play.

Erina understood it at all, and after listening to Zheng Ke's words, she immediately understood the meaning of his words.

"I didn't expect you to fake it too. Erina said.

"If you don't fake, you can only be beaten. Zheng Ke shrugged his shoulders, he helped Erina because the two of them knew each other, and the relationship was improving, but he didn't have the habit of being beaten for others.

Erina didn't want to dwell on this topic anymore, "By the way, I want to use your phone and call Scarlet." ”

"No problem. Zheng Ke touched his trouser pocket and wanted to take out his mobile phone, but the trouser pocket was empty, and he remembered that he had changed into a Tang costume today.

"What's wrong?" Erina saw Zheng Ke's abnormality and asked suspiciously.

Zheng Ke laughed embarrassedly twice, "I'm sorry, I don't seem to have a mobile phone." ”

Erina rubbed her forehead, "When it comes to a critical time, it won't come in handy." ”

Hehe...... Sorry to disappoint you.

After about half an hour, the two men finally arrived at their destination.

As a local, Erina acted as a guide.

After passing the torii, Zheng Ke followed Erina to the front of the hand water house.

"Listen, since you've never been here, listen to me. There are also rules for hand washing. First, hold the handle of the spoon in your right hand and scoop a spoonful of water. Since you can only scoop this scoop, it's best to fill it up. Also, the water should only be rinsed, not drunk, and not splashed into the pool, but poured on the ground......"

Erina first made a demonstration, Zheng Ke painted the scoop according to the gourd, and it took a lot of effort to clean his hands.

Then, he followed Erina to the main hall money, threw in a 5 yen coin, and then grabbed the rope bell with both hands, shook it vigorously, and then learned from Erina and performed the etiquette of "two bows, two beats and one bow".

"What wish did you make?" asked Zheng Ke after Eri finished worshipping.

"Me...... Of course, I still became a top ten. Zheng Ke said with a smile.

"You're embarrassing the gods. Erina said.

"Is there any?" Zheng Ke felt that this request was not too outrageous.

The next step is the draw.

In fact, the lottery can be drawn or not, but Zheng Ke still chose to draw lots in order to try his luck. For this reason, Zheng Ke spent more than 2,000 yen to ask the clergy to write a royal seal, and then drew a small lot.