Chapter 161: Praying Mantis Catches Cicadas
In an office, Huang Jing was reporting to Yan Qingzong, "The yacht can accommodate up to twelve people, and at present, it should be six of us, six of them." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"All of our people can be trusted. In addition, the yacht is equipped with a locator that can transmit the direction of the boat at any time. The boss only needs to sit in the office and control the direction of the yacht at any time. ”
"Once you find the island of Poseidon, the boss can immediately determine the location of the island. ”
"Hmm, you're doing a good job. Yan Qingzong nodded with great satisfaction and looked at his secretary appreciatively, "What about them?"
Huang Jing said: "The six of them, which have been confirmed so far, are Meow Meow herself, her roommate Xiao Lin and Xiao Lin's cousin, a person named Xiao Wen. The remaining three people, Meow Meow intends to be randomly selected among netizens, and it is currently uncertain who they are. ”
"Oh!" Yan Qingzong thought for a moment, and then asked, "Who are that Xiao Lin and her cousin, what are they, and are there any threats?"
"Xiao Lin is a little girl, not a few years older than Meowmeow, and the threat is zero like Meowmeow. As for Xiao Wen...... Speaking of this, Huang Jing paused and frowned slightly, "According to Xiao Lin, his cousin seems to be quite powerful and has practiced a few kung fu. ”
"Hehe!" Yan Qingzong laughed when he heard this, "Have you practiced kung fu? There is a fart, no matter how strong a person is in a fight, can he still be stronger than a gun?"
Speaking of this, Yan Qingzong couldn't help but pat Huang Jing's shoulder, "Don't worry, when the time comes, I'll let the pirates who have business dealings with us help you, this cousin, right? ”
"The boss is wise!" Huang Jing hurriedly patted his ass, "It would be great if there were pirates to help." ”
"But ......" Yan Qingzong still fell into a deep groan, walked a few steps behind his back in the office, and frowned: "Although it is true that this meow meow knows the sea god, but the sea god can't come out to see her, it's two different things." ”
"And I estimate that the situation in front of me is so tense that even if I know the little girl Meow, Poseidon will definitely not come out to meet her just because the little girl is looking for herself. ”
"The boss is right!" Huang Jing hurriedly agreed, with a flattering look.
Yan Qingzong didn't seem to realize that his secretary was patting on the back at all, and continued: "And with Seagod's well-informed, it is very likely that he already knows that Meow Meow is going to the sea to find him. ”
"But how can the Poseidon have time to accompany this little girl to make a fool of himself? In my opinion, even if Meow Meow reaches the sea, the Poseidon will probably not come out to see him. ”
"Boss wise!" Huang Jing continued to pat himself on the back.
Yan Qingzong couldn't help frowning at his speculation, if the sea god didn't come out, he would send a yacht to escort Meow Meow to the sea, what would he be busy with?
After thinking about it, he said, "So, if we want the sea god to come out, we should think of a way by ourselves." ”
"What does the boss mean?" Huang Jing vaguely guessed Yan Qingzong's thoughts.
"Hehe!" Yan Qingzong, who thought of the solution, smiled, "In the case that Meow Meow is not in trouble, the sea god will not come out." What if Meow Meow is in trouble?
Without waiting for Huang Jing to answer, Yan Qingzong said categorically: "No! Even if it's not for meow, just to maintain his reputation as the god of the sea, he must come out." ”
"The boss is wise!" Huang Jing applauded loudly.
I have to say that Yan Qingzong's guess is too right.
Meow Meow, who is looking for the god of the sea, has not encountered danger, even if it is not in danger, even if it is just for the sake of maintaining the face of his identity as the 'god of the sea', Xiao Wen must also appear and maintain Meow Meow.
If it doesn't appear, if Meow Meow is in danger, the reputation of 'Poseidon' will inevitably plummet. That is, the word 'sea god' is not valuable.
Just imagine that you know that even a little girl who goes to the sea to find you can't protect her, and she still calls herself the god of the sea?
Once that time comes, Poseidon will inevitably face the ridicule of countless netizens. And even his fans, in this case, have no way to refute anything.
"So, if you want to get the sea god out, it's very simple. Yan Qingzong suddenly smiled lightly, "Meow Meow didn't get into trouble, did we? ”
"Citrine. ”
"Boss, please instruct!"
"Hehe!" Yan Qingzong said with a smile: "When you get to the sea, first of all, you have to find a way to create some trouble, such as the food is suddenly lost, moldy, spoiled, fresh water bucket leaks, and so on." ”
"Yes, boss. Huang Jing also smiled, as if she had seen the yacht, and Meow Meow knew that the water was gone and the food was gone.
Yan Qingzong then said: "Secondly, it is my arrangement. I'll arrange for some pirates to cooperate and pretend to hunt down your yacht. Once the god of the sea knows that your yacht is being hunted by pirates, he is afraid that he will come out first to save people. ”
"The boss is a good plan!" Huang Jing exclaimed: "Even if Zhuge Liang is reborn, it's just like this." Such an arrangement is simply seamless, and there is no worry that the sea god will not be fooled. ”
"Haha!" Yan Qingzong was relieved by the secretary's sycophant, but said in his mouth: "You kid don't pat on the back." However, once you are on the sea, you should also be careful with the sticks. Although we are looking for the sea god in order to trade with the little stick. ”
"But the credibility of the little stick, the ghost knows, once they know our arrangement in advance, I am afraid that not only will we not be able to get anything, but we will also be blackmailed by the little stick. ”
"The boss is right!" Huang Jing looked serious, "I will definitely be careful." ”
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It's just that while the two of them are talking about caution here, in the office of the Foreign Propaganda Department of the Cold Abroad, Song Zhongmin is staring at a monitoring screen, and inside the screen, it is the scene in Yan Qingzong's office, accompanied by it, and even a clear sound is transmitted back.
Hearing what Yan Qingzong and Huang Jing discussed at the end, Song Zhongmin couldn't help but sneer, "These Xia people are really stupid!"
"I think I can't find out who they are if I register an account online, don't tell my identity, and contact me privately?"
"With a little bit of money and a purchase of their IP address from the Maritime Forum, you can easily find out where your contacts are. ”
"Not to mention, this Yan Qingzong's cargo ship was just robbed by the sea god on the sea. The one who is most eager to take revenge on the sea god, in the entire Xia Kingdom, who can there be but him?"
"Hehe!" Song Zhongmin's assistant next to him laughed and echoed: "It's ridiculous that in Yan Qingzong's stupid office, the security protection measures are almost zero, and we only sent an agent to easily install surveillance in his office." ”
"Haha!" Song Zhongmin smiled, "What's even more ridiculous is that this idiot hasn't even found out that we have installed surveillance in his office." Talking about things in the office, every word is under the surveillance of our Great Cold Country. ”
Song Zhongmin's assistant nodded and said: "What's especially ridiculous is that these Xia people boast on the Internet all day long that they are the smartest people in the world, but what they do is just stupid and outrageous. ”
"Hehe!" Song Zhongmin waved his hand, "Don't talk about it yet, there are fools everywhere." In fact, how can there be such a thing as the smartest people? Every country has the mentally handicapped, and every country has smart people. ”
Song Zhongmin's assistant was a little unwilling, "A rational and wise person like the boss can certainly figure this out." ”
"But those stupid people like pigs in Xia never think about problems with their brains. All day long, I will only grasp the words of 'the whole world is a cold country', which is just the words of a few idiots who are not long brains in my country, to ridicule my Great Cold Country, thinking that the whole country of my Great Cold Country is this kind of thinking. ”
"But I don't know that in my Great Cold Country, I am also laughing at the ridiculous statement that some of them boast that they are the smartest people in the world. There are also many people who think that they are Xia people, and all of them are fools who think they are the smartest people in the world. ”
"Haha!"
Song Zhongmin laughed when he heard this, and couldn't help but take the assistant's words, and teased him by the way, "There are fools everywhere, there are SB everywhere, well, in the words of their Xia people, it is SB." The funny thing is that from time to time on the Internet, some people ridicule our big cold country, but they don't know that they are actually an SB. ”
"Just as it is possible that all the Xia people do not think that they are the smartest people in the world, how can it be that everyone in my entire Great Han Country thinks that 'the whole world is from the Cold Country', or 'Confucius is from the Cold Country' This ridiculous statement?"
Seeing that the assistant wanted to continue on this topic, Song Zhongmin waved his hand and stopped the assistant's words, "Okay, don't talk about this." Regarding Yan Qingzong's actions, we also have to make arrangements. ”
"Well, since they are sure that they can find the sea god, then we will send submarines and reconnaissance planes to follow this yacht from a distance. ”
"Also, didn't Yan Qingzong want to force the sea god to appear by making trouble for the yacht? Very good, let's also create some small trouble for the yacht, of course, don't make too much trouble, so as not to scare the sea god and make him dare not come out." ”
"Well, just send my patrol ship from the Great Cold Country to scare their yacht. ”
"Hehe!" the assistant smiled, "Boss Yingming, I'll arrange it." ”
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Xiao Wen's side, obviously didn't know what was going on here, in fact, after thinking about it, he couldn't figure out why Huang Jing wanted to help Meow Meow, so he simply didn't want to.
Even if Citrine has ulterior motives, what can it do? When it comes to the sea, it is their own territory, and no matter what they have in mind, they don't want to threaten themselves on the sea.
Xiao Wen has even made arrangements to send Wujie to follow the yacht at the bottom of the sea when the time comes, and where the yacht goes, Wujie will follow.
Dealing with a yacht is really nothing for a super sea monster like Wujie. After all, the size of Wujie is much larger than that of ordinary yachts.
What's more, at this time, Xiao Wen already had flying shoes, and his combat effectiveness had been greatly improved compared with before.
Coupled with the green armor in his hand, if it can be repaired, some air battles, even in the face of fighters, can be handled.
After all, it is a battle armor used by a heavenly general, and in terms of protection, it should still be able to get by. Xiao Wen estimated that wearing the green armor, as long as he was not hit head-on by the missile, there should not be much of a problem.
Supersonic flying shoes, with the Seagod Halberd, as long as the green armor is repaired, even against the fighter, he will have the courage to fight.
Therefore, the top priority at the moment is to find a way to repair the Green Immortal Armor.
However, since the yacht is about to depart, his own green armor is estimated to be brought to the yacht for slow repair.
It doesn't matter if you take it to the yacht and fix it slowly, after all, who can take care of yourself?
Bought a locked box, put the green armor and green iron in the box and locked it, Xiao Wen went to read the repair process first.
No matter how anxious you are to repair the green armor, you must first learn the repair process. I don't know the repair process, and I can't repair it if I want to.
The so-called repair process is classified literally, of course, one is repair, and the other is repair.
The so-called repair is to repair the original damaged function, and the so-called repair is to make up the original missing part, and the synthesis is to repair.
The repair process includes two parts: repair and repair.
And the green armor, because of the lack of a hole, the key is to make up this hole, what is really needed is actually to make up this part of the repair process.
It's just that at this time, it is obviously too late to read the repair process, because the yacht departs the next day.
Xiao Wen had no choice but to carry the box containing the Qing Ying Armor onto the yacht, and by the way, he dismantled the Seagod Halberd, and put another box with the Hundred Forging Hammer and the Heavenly Court Connector, and another box for clothes.
So much so that Xiao Wen alone brought three boxes, which was a big surprise.
Meow Meow's three netizens came to Baidao, two men, both in their twenties, and one woman, younger in age, about the same size as Xiao Lin.
The three of them were obviously very enthusiastic about Meow Meow and Xiao Lin, but they were a little cold to Xiao Wen.
A room is allocated on the yacht, and Meow Meow, Xiao Lin and the new female netizen Liu Yu live in a house. Xiao Wen was arranged to live with the two male netizens.
As a result of this arrangement, Xiao Wen, who had many secrets on his body, was somewhat unhappy. However, there is no way if he is not happy, at this time his identity is only Xiao Lin's cousin, and he is not the god of the sea, and others will not deliberately take care of him when arranging the room.
What's more, there are not many rooms on the small yacht.
Xiao Wen just struggled for a while, and he didn't bother to think about it so much. After the yacht was opened, everyone else went outside to play, but he was in the room reading the repairing process. (To be continued.) )