So, Su began to fool his son.

"That's not the old man with the white beard, it's the master with the white beard on the mountain. ”

"What does the master do?"

"The master is the best for you except your father. "Isn't it a teacher for one day and a father for life, my mother has to be behind, no way, Su has to explain like that.

"Where's the mother?"

"Well, my mother is ahead of your father. Su Shi didn't care that the master was in front of him, just said so, otherwise the son should think that his mother was not as good as an outsider to him.

"Minshan, Master Whitebeard is catching those ugly ones, like snakes, tigers, and mice, how good-looking Minshan looks, how can the master catch you? Brother Zidan is also good-looking, chubby, Brother Zi Tian is a little worse than Minshan, and he won't be caught, so yes, the master is good to Minshan, and wants Minshan to accompany him, but he treats Minshan as his son, Minshan pities the poor master, and goes to play with him for a while every day, and then comes back to accompany his mother, okay?"

Min Shan tilted his head and thought about it, and said, "Then, I asked the master to take away the three in the Buddhist hall in our garden, it's so terrible." ”

Three Buddha statues in the Buddha hall!

began to crook the building, "Minshan first changed his shirt and went to the garden with his father to see, what else is there to let the master arrest, my mother will find you the storybook of the white-bearded master." ”

Now Minshan was happy, and pulled his father to change his clothes, Su Shi hurriedly found pen and ink, and had to make up a few stories about the white-bearded master, and had to coax his son to be willing to go to the mountain.

Okay, when dinner is eaten and his son is washed, the third master is about to tell the story of Master Whitebeard, and he reads one by himself, and looks up at his wife speechlessly, this is the Eight Idiot Master?

Su Shi whispered: "Don't worry about anything else, coax my son to say something else, anyway, I have to continue to write." ”

Su Shi is to remember the cartoons he watched in his previous life, what Teletubbies beautiful sheep Donald Duck is smart, all Hu series, and add a kind white-bearded master to write it in, anyway, it is a children's book, there is no logic, coax his son to go to the mage and then say.

So the third master told Minshan, who was sitting in his arms, the beginning: the smart Minshan and the clever white-bearded master.

"This story is to tell the story of our Xiao Min Shan and his master, there is a white-bearded old man who lives in the mountain and is very lonely, but Xiao Minshan, who is loved by his father and mother, feels that he should help the old man with a white beard, so he goes up the mountain and worships him as a teacher, kowtows three times, look, the white-bearded master smiled, and touched the head of Xiao Minshan. From now on, Xiao Minshan will go up the mountain every day to accompany the master. Min Shan wants to use his love and courage to give strength to Master Whitebeard, and then help the master catch those ugly things. ”

There is also the theme song, for the sake of his son, Su Shi went out, not afraid of being embarrassed in front of the master, and sang: Giggles, let's go, we love you, Xiaominshan......

With the head to draw a circle, it amused Minshan to make it happy, breaking free from his father and mother to sit opposite each other on the bed, and the two of them drew circles together.

The third old man is demented next to him.

Early the next morning, Min Shan happily chattered with his mother and said goodbye in circles on his head. Su Shi breathed a sigh of relief, and said in his heart: What kind of life? After coaxing the old man to coax his son, am I just a nonsense life?

Panyun Temple, the eight idiot monks waited at the door early in the morning, so as to take the disciple in, he also saw that this disciple had a bad temperament, impatience, and lost his temper, but fortunately, he would run with him when he diverted his gaze, and he had a headache.

I had to let the disciples get familiar with the familiar environment first, and if I couldn't come to the temple, he would faint here, and he wouldn't know how to get a golden needle. Yesterday, although the mage was not accompanied, he was not at ease, and from time to time he secretly observed, wanting to see how to start teaching, and after watching the fun, his parents must not have taught him anything in the house, let him play, this is not good, take your time first. I don't expect to teach a master apprentice, but I can't be a gentleman and come in the name of a master in the future.

Who knew that the disciple didn't cry today, got down from his father's arms, and took the initiative to hold his hand, just said something strange, "Master Whitebeard, the apprentice is here to accompany you." ”

What is Master Whitebeard? Why did you call me to accompany me? Do I need someone to accompany me? Or how old is a child to accompany me?

The third master found that the mage looked at him with a little resentment, and he also responded with innocent eyes, and the mage quickly led Min Shan into the temple.

When the master arrived at the temple, he was going to let the temple people take a bunch of disciples to the back mountain, and after letting go of his hand, the disciples looked at him and said, "Master Whitebeard, I want to kowtow to you." ”

The mage asked, "Why do you kowtow?"

"You are a master, I am an apprentice, my mother said that I would kowtow three times. ”

The master is relieved, the disciple's parents are not confused, yes, they haven't asked the master to be safe when they come to the temple. took Minshan to the Miaofa Hall.

The temple people took a mat and put it away, Minshan knelt down, solemnly kowtowed three times, and said to meet the master, after getting up, asked: "Master Whitebeard, don't be afraid, I will help you catch ugly things in the future." ”

The mage was stunned! Why did this sound so awkward?

Su began to use his brains in the house, writing and drawing the stories of the master and disciples, and adding those cute Pleasant Goat Teletubbies Donald Duck. It's really harder than going to university, and the whole thing is racking my brains.

Who will give me a brain hole, my brain groove is too shallow, there is no hole, I have to scratch my ears and cheeks to make up a few stories, but there is a stinky boy who urges me every day, do you want to force me to become a fairy tale ambassador?

When he came back in the middle of the afternoon, Minshan was also aggrieved and said that the white-bearded master didn't know this story, and he told it three times, but the master didn't understand, and Su said that the master didn't understand it, and he wanted to take the test for Minshan, and he didn't remember it if he saw Minshan, and Minshan said that he would take the children's book to the master tomorrow, otherwise he would forget it himself, and the master wouldn't sing the song, and he wouldn't learn.

Su Shi is in a hurry, she scribbled, and she wants to wait for the third master to be free before redrawing, and, that song?

She hurriedly explained to her son that it was not a giggling song, it was a smart Minshan song.

This shame was thrown into the temple!

The third master hurried to draw three short stories made up by his wife overnight, and said that he would be the champion in the exam. But seeing that his son was so interested in going to the temple, the third master also went out and took out the best pen and ink, he didn't want the mage to see that his disciple's father was too bad, so he seriously wrote down the content of the story in a formal manner, with the mage and Min Mountain he painted, as well as a group of people and monsters.

These two goods don't know that in the middle of the afternoon of the next day, the emperor was in the mage's room, looking through the album, and said with a smile that he took it back first, and asked the eighth prince to draw a picture, isn't he about to become a father, he has to be ready first.

Before leaving, he laughed and said that the master explained to the little brother where the album went, and I heard that the little brother was not very good-tempered.