Chapter Forty-Eight: Teasing Big Stars!
Xiao Lin looked at the angry Xu Xin'er and said, "I seem to know who did it." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info But why should I tell you?I gave you a gift just now, don't you want to show it?" Xiao Lin finished speaking, and posed an orchid finger.
Seeing Xiao Lin's "counting money" gesture, Xu Xin'er snorted angrily and took out her wallet from the LV bag she was carrying.
Xiao Lin snatched his wallet and said with a smile: "I'll just come by myself, don't bother you as a big star." Wow, that's so much money, buddy!"
Looking at the shameless "female soldier" in front of her, the corners of Xu Xin'er's mouth twitched a few times, and suddenly, she frowned and said, "What did you say? buddy......? Is it a man or a woman? Why do you have long hair and dye it? And why don't you ...... No breasts?" Xu Xin'er finished speaking, subconsciously covered her breasts and took a step back.
"Ahh As for...... I don't have breasts, can you just have one? You seem to be a deputy to the National People's Congress, right? I don't think you mind being a representative with a big chest?" Xiao Lin said perfunctorily, but his heart was still empty. His chest is also too "flat"!
"Don't change the subject, are you a man or a woman?" What IQ does Xu Xin'er have?
Xiao Lin patted his head and said, "Of course it's a woman! Oh, my small breasts are convenient for disguise! Big star, do you know that my flat chest also has many advantages!"
Xu Xin'er clasped her hands to her chest and said coldly: "Is it?
Xiao Lin snorted and said: "Once I dressed up as a man to go on a mission, at the station, an eldest sister asked me if I wanted to stay? I said no! But the eldest sister insisted that there are special services and beautiful women in the accommodation! No way, I can only say that I don't need beautiful women, because I am a beautiful woman! The eldest sister seriously despised me, saying that I am a big man, where is there a little femininity? Finally, I was in a hurry, I angrily tore open my clothes, revealing my little hood, and then said to the eldest sister, look at you, see if I am a beauty?"
"Flutter!" Xu Xin'er was stunned for a while, and finally couldn't help laughing.
Xiao Lin patted his flat chest proudly and said, "How about it? I didn't talk nonsense, right? Does a flat chest have the advantage of a flat chest? You see that I don't need to wear makeup to pretend to be a man, and I still need to tear my clothes if I want to prove that I am a woman...... By the way, do you want to tear it open and show you? Hehe, actually, I'm a female man! You know......" After Xiao Lin finished speaking, he threw a wink at Xu Xin'er.
"Ah, you don't have to tear it open! It's disgusting, you dead gay!" Xu Xin'er couldn't help but shudder.
"Can I write an article on the big star Xu Xin'er discriminating against homosexuals? Forget it, I'll let you go for the sake of money! Although a few thousand yuan is a little less, I haven't worked in vain. Leave you twenty yuan to ride in the car, you see I'm interesting enough, right? Well, this photo is a family of three? You have a child? Wouldn't you? This ......" Xiao Lin, who was poor at taking out a few thousand yuan, was dumbfounded when he saw a photo in Xu Xin'er's wallet, and almost lost his wallet!
"You...... Do I need to tell you about my personal and family problems? Okay, you also took the money, which bastard hurt me, you can say, right?" Xu Xin'er quickly snatched her wallet, her face flushed, and her heart beat faster, because that photo was her ultimate secret!
"What is Song Shao trying to frame you. There are two women in charge of candid photography, and there should be cameras installed in each of the restrooms, and you will not be spared no location where you go. But why do you have to go to the bathroom, not to wash your hands, but to be convenient...... There seems to be a problem with this, so you can check the people around you yourself. Xiao Lin's face was now pale, a little distracted, and his speech was a little mechanical, which was very different from the strange and ridiculous tone of speech just now.
"Song Shao, is that bastard? What about the two who took pictures secretly, I'm going to tear them apart!" Xu Xin'er gritted her teeth.
"Ahh The main thing is that I can't call the police about this, and I can't arrest them. These are two people who secretly photographed you, do you know each other? See for yourself......" Xiao Lin handed the phone to Xu Xin'er, and then leaned on the side of the bathroom a little weakly.
Xu Xin'er looked at the photo on her phone and said, "These two people really don't know each other." Wait, I'll send it to my phone. ”
"Pass it on. Xiao Lin closed his eyes and nodded subconsciously.
Xu Xin'er quickly operated Xiao Lin's mobile phone, and then frowned: "What's wrong with you?
Xiao Lin shook his head and said a little indifferently: "I'm fine, I was a little excited and dizzy when I saw the big star and made so much money from you." Is my phone okay? I still have something to go. ”
"Haven't you seen the money? I fainted for thousands of dollars, but I still thank you!" Xu Xin'er returned the phone to Xiao Lin and thanked her again.
"No thanks, I'm learning from Lei Feng to do good deeds without leaving a name, and leaving!" Xiao Lin opened the toilet door and was about to leave.
"What do you learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds without leaving a name, is it good for you to keep money? I have never seen a big man so shameless. Xu Xin'er pouted.
"Hmph, I saved you, you still guard me everywhere, who is shameless?" Xiao Lin despised Xu Xin'er for a moment, and suddenly said: "By the way, these two earrings are for you, this is the latest electronic device, if you go to the bathroom and open any earrings in the future, any candid camera equipment will fail! Also, if you encounter danger, you can open two earrings at the same time, and I will find a way to help you." These earrings are solar-charged and can be used for a long time, super high-tech, don't lose them!"
"Huh, really?" Xu Xin'er took the earrings in disbelief.
"Really, put it away!" Xiao Lin took a step, and couldn't help but say, "You see that I gave you such a valuable thing, can you go back to my question - are you married?"
"No, why do you ask so much?" Xu Xin'er snorted.
Xiao Lin said angrily: "What kind of attitude do you have? I finally saved you, can't I ask you a little personal question? You really don't have a boyfriend now?"
Xu Xin'er bit her lip and said angrily: "No, really!" Xu Xin'er seems to be very sensitive to this question?
Xiao Lin suddenly pointed at Xu Xin'er and said, "No, you haven't been married after so many years? Do you know that my female cat has been married several times in the past few years, and how many litters have the kittens had? You don't even have a boyfriend?"
"You...... Get out!" Xu Xin'er is mad! Who is this bastard woman? You were sent by God to play with me, right?
Looking at Xu Xin'er, who was angry and revealing her true nature, Xiao Lin lost her mind for a while. How long has it been since I saw her expression?Shaking his head, Xiao Lin smiled again: "Okay, I'll get out!"
"Hey, you wait!" Xu Xin'er suddenly turned pale and called Xiao Lin.
Xiao Lin turned around and said, "Anything else?"
"You...... You say, I was here just now...... Have you seen the video here?" "Xu Xin'er is in a cold sweat now! God, if someone sees the video of her going to the bathroom, how will she live?"
Xiao Lin was stunned for a moment, and then smiled evilly: "What do you say? haha...... It's so white!"
After speaking, Xiao Lin ran away!