The matter came to an end, and the salespeople quickly diverted the customer. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info just made a lot of noise, and the deal has been delayed.

But after witnessing the whole process of the conflict, the customers clearly have no worries. I calculated the price and paid without hesitation.

Why? Didn't you see that Shabi was so noisy just now, and everyone changed his car? Although the little boss was not very good-tempered, the company's promise of a one-month package was returned, but it was really true!

This situation is really beyond the expectations of the sales.

Under the command of Pan Qiang, the employees quickly cleaned up the mess and restored the cashier area to normal. After finishing the tidying, everyone suddenly found that the boss was gone;

"Could it be that the boss just used up the power of the wilderness and ran to rest?"

"No, isn't it true that the boss didn't feel angry and went to find revenge on that person?"

"I just saw him go to the bathroom, probably from angry diarrhea. ”

"Help yourself to go, hide your merit and fame, and the boss is mighty ......"

Where did Li Fanyu go?

At the moment, he is sitting on the toilet in the company toilet. Although the people are here, their eyes are already outside the company.

Ring Road in Nancheng District, in a black car.

The driver stretched his hand out of the window, flicked the cigarette ash, and asked the co-pilot, "Brother Fang, does your back still hurt?"

Fang Xingnan covered his waist and said angrily: "The grass and the horse hurt Lao Tzu to death, if he wasn't afraid of messing things up, Lao Tzu would have to do them." ”

The driver smiled: "You are also powerful enough, I originally wanted to make a few photos, and then add text." You made it into a video. Go back and take a screenshot of their hands and send it to the forum, even if they are full of mouths, they will not be able to say it clearly. ”

Fang Xingnan took out a cigarette, lit it, took a deep breath, and said with the exhaled smoke: "Hmph, Xiaoliang, you don't know, I haven't shipped there for half a month." During this time, let Ya give me the top, brother, I can't even open the pot. ”

"Brother Fang, they are clowns who jump off the beam, and they have just opened for a while, so you can't do it for a few days. The driver flattered him and said with a smile: "By the way, Brother Fang, my brother-in-law is going to buy a car recently, go back to your place to have a look, and you will give you a discount when the time comes." ”

Fang Xingnan opened the car window and flicked the cigarette ash, "Cheng! This time you have done my brother so much, in the future, the family will buy a car, just come to my Longbao second-hand car." Suddenly, a foul smell came through the window, "Oh, what does it smell, it stinks." ”

The driver took a cigarette in his mouth and said, "Hey, there is a pig farm more than a kilometer ahead, and there is a big septic tank on the side of the road." ”

Fang Xingnan hurriedly raised the co-pilot's window and urged: "Minato, close the window, smoke me to death." ”

The driver nodded, popping the cigarette butt out of the window, "Okay, I'll ...... it."

There was not the slightest warning, and there was not the slightest precaution. One second he was still throwing cigarette butts, and the next second he froze. - Just keep one hand on the window and one hand on the steering wheel.

At this time, there was a big curve in front of him, and he froze, and the car immediately lost control and went straight to the septic tank.

Fang Xingnan was so frightened that his soul flew away, "Hey?!Fog grass Xiaoliang, what's wrong with you, steady, steady the direction, fog grass!"

He shouted twice, but seeing that the driver still didn't respond, he couldn't take care of it in a hurry, so he leaned out and went to control the steering wheel.

Just as his hand was about to touch the steering wheel, a strange-looking mosquito on his neck stabbed its mouthparts into the flesh.

Fang Xingnan maintained the posture of getting up and grabbing the steering wheel, his pupils constricted, and he watched the isolation belt quickly approach him.

With a loud bang, the car rushed out of the barrier, bumped a few times on the sand and gravel on the side of the road, and plunged headlong into the septic tank.

The yellow-green dung water bubbled happily, as if a witch was cooking some disgusting dish. The car was head-down, little by little, like the Titanic, sinking.

Although the two people in the car froze, they still retained consciousness, although their expressions remained unchanged, but their eyes were full of horror - when the driver Xiaoliang threw the cigarette butt, he didn't have time to close the window!

The two of them opened their mouths wide and watched as the yellow-green feces wrapped in fly eggs slowly poured into the car.

The dung water didn't go over their ankles, over their thighs, over their chests, and over their open mouths......

Fortunately, the septic tank was not deep, and the car stopped when the fecal water was about to reach their noses.

"Hmm!" purr-cooed......

"Uh-huh!!" Gurgling purrr......

At this moment, the two of them burst into tears, and they really realized what it means to be desperate.

Rao is body was a few kilometers away watching them swallow dung, and Li Fanyu couldn't stand it.

In the toilet of Zhengxin's company, there was a sound of retching. A few employees who were going to the toilet were curious, who is this?

。。。。。。

In the evening of the same day, the Tiancheng Weibo public account posted a push.

"At about 14 o'clock this afternoon, a strange traffic accident occurred on the ring road in Nancheng District, our city. A black Toyota sedan crashed out of the barrier while driving and fell into the septic tank of a pig farm. According to surveillance footage not far from the scene, the driver and co-pilot were smoking before the accident, and the driver was negligent when flicking cigarette ash, causing the vehicle to lose control.

Due to the remote location, it was not until more than 30 minutes after the accident that a passing vehicle found it and called the police. The two people in the car were delirious after the collision and soaked in fecal water that had not covered their mouths and noses for 40 minutes before the traffic police arrived.

Here, the city's traffic police department reminds the majority of drivers to pay attention when driving and try not to smoke. Accidents may happen in a moment when you are not aware of them. Mouth: Surveillance video of the place where the incident occurred. ”

As soon as Weibo was issued, the comments below exploded immediately.

Xiao Lu Tanhua: "I'm rubbing! This is the legendary eating SHI?"

Tear the text and take the poison: "It's not just eating SHI, this is simply the legendary eating SHI!"

"Everyone, please pay attention, they are soaked in the dung water that has not passed their mouth and nose for 40 points, and that's the point! They don't have to eat at night......"

Xia Dao slashed the cat: "@秋刀斩鱼." Brother, I don't want to eat at night......"

Falling fireworks: "Vomit...... It's disgusting, but luckily the video is far away. If it's close, it's going to make people sick to death. These two people...... It's so pathetic. ”

Eating a seat: "Life is a process of constantly experiencing novelty, and for these two sufferers, this process of eating dung will definitely make them remember it for a lifetime." ”

The eagle catches the chicken: "Who is @ me? Lao Tzu eats your uncle's!"

Guardian: "@老鹰抓小鸡, blame me?╮(╯▽╰)╭......"