Chapter 256: The Robot Cat's Astrolabe and Jobs' 5S (3/10)
As soon as Zhang Dadao said his word, the whole store was quiet, Lao Zhao had already hid outside at this time, and he also knew that there was something big in the store today. As an old guy who is not young, it is Lao Zhao's way of life to protect himself and not to mix things that should not be mixed. The rest of the people were stunned.
Although Wang Xia found Zhang Dadao, she didn't expect this guy to tell the matter directly at this time, and she gave it straight without any foreshadowing, even she felt a little unacceptable, let alone someone else. Although the middle-aged man didn't believe that Zhang Dadao was a master, he didn't expect him to say so. Isn't it right for such a charlatan to say good things when he encounters this kind of thing?
Even if Zhang Dadao is not an ordinary charlatan, he should not be alarmist, except for such serious words, he should find some small faults and then say that he wants to collect money to crack it, which is right. Even the old lady was a little puzzled at this time, so she could only ask tentatively: "Master, is there any explanation for this? Is it not possible or is there any way to crack it?"
Zhang Dadao shook his head and said: "It's just fate? What else is there to say about this? They know each other, right? This is fate, and now they are not married, right? This is no share! What else do you need to crack this, but it will work, just take them to the Civil Affairs Bureau now. ”
"What? You say it's now?" Everyone was stunned, and the young man was also taken to an unreliable ditch by Zhang Dadao, muttering: "I'm not 22 yet?
Zhang Dadao rolled his eyes and said, "Change your age, what's this." ”
"Don't make trouble! Is that how fate is explained?" Wang Xia was angry, she had already said it bluntly as a bastard like Zhang Dadao, but who knew that now that she had made this one again, her little anger was squeezed out.
Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that he had agreed with Wang Xia that he wanted to mess up their marriage. Only then did he hurriedly say: "Also, my algorithm is based on reality. In the current situation, do you have feelings for him?"
Wang Xia shook her head decisively and said, "No." ”
"What about you?" asked Zhang Dadao, turning his head to look at the young man.
"I'd like to say yes, but it's just a good feeling. I'm afraid it's almost emotional. The young man glanced at Wang Xia, and could only tell the truth.
Zhang Dadao clapped his hands and said, "Isn't this enough, you don't have any feelings now." Naturally, there is no fate. The package of Poor Road is generally calculated by people who are going to get married. You have never encountered such a poor way of blind marriage and dumb marriage! Why is it not accurate for poor people to say that the accuracy of eight characters is because in the past they were all arranged marriages, which is too detrimental to the development of our metaphysical cause!" Zhang Dadao looked distressed.
Bai Er's fool even raised his fist and shouted a slogan: "Fight feudal superstition, fight to arranged marriage!"
I haven't shouted a word yet. Everyone watched him express their malice, especially the old lady, whose murderous aura seemed to be similar to the blackened characters in the comics: "Child, there are some things that can't be said nonsense!"
Zhang Dadao jumped up and stepped on his feet, scolding: "What nonsense! What are you doing about this customer!"
The middle-aged man interjected: "This is not an arranged marriage, is it? We just let them have contact, and it depends on them whether it succeeds or not." "This guy is also saying a good thing, in fact, the old lady has already taken a good idea, and even the engagement preparations have been completed.
Wang Xia originally wanted to say something, but she didn't speak at this time, and Zhang Dadao continued: "According to the calculation of the poor road. The fate of the two of you is not very important, if you want to be both of you have to work hard, one of them will not be discouraged. ”
Wang Xia waved her hand and said, "It's useless again, you liar, can't you?" ”
Zhang Dadao rolled his eyes and said, "I have calculated it, are you two sure that I can say it now?" Zhang Dadao looked at the two of them playfully, his expression was full of malice and excitement.
Wang Xia and the young man were stunned, and they were a little unsure of what this avenue meant. Although the two of them didn't believe that Zhang Dadao could calculate anything, they couldn't stand the magical performance before they looked good! The middle-aged man's lesson was to love himself, and the two of them didn't dare to raise the bar with Zhang Dadao with real iron teeth, if this guy really said something. That's not a good thing.
As soon as he saw the expressions of the two, Zhang Dadao felt proud: [Hehe, I was frightened by the poor road again, the fool taught by the old liar in the Seventh Courtyard is really good!]
Zhang Dadao saw that neither of them spoke. Only then did he light the table and said: "If you are not satisfied, the poor Dao can come to the next link of the real fortune-telling, we will invite the secret treasure of the poor Dao to dispatch, let's come to Ziwei Doushu!"
"Bell Bell Bell ~" Bai Er fool dubbed with his mouth in the back, and Zhang Dadao suddenly raised a wooden plate, which was full of their own lines and strange talismans. The moment Zhang Dadao lifted the wooden disk, Bai Er Fool shouted in a strange voice: "Ziwei Ding Astrolabe!"
"Hey. Enough of you two!Doraemon has seen too much!" When the two older ones were a little puzzled, Wang Xia slapped the table again, glaring at Zhang Dadao and Bai Er's fool with anger.
The young man patted his head and said secretly: "I see, why is it so familiar! 】
Zhang Dadao also felt that since he had subordinates, this forced style was getting better and better. In the past, how could there be the current momentum when he took out the magic weapon, but now with the cooperation of Bai Er's fool, it doesn't matter if the things taken out are useful or not, there is a sense of mystery on the spot with these two sentences. Zhang Dadao put down the wooden plate in his hand with great satisfaction, and said in his mouth: "Come on, report your date of birth first." Pingdao will show you your star position, by the way, the place of birth and time should be precise!"
Zhang Dadao said, while reaching out to look around on his body, after a while, he took out a mobile phone from the back of his buttocks, pressed it for a while, and put it on the wooden plate, Wang Xia saw that it was actually a compass APP, and the corners of her mouth twitched. Zhang Dadao arched his hand and said: "I'm sorry! I don't know where to put the magic compass of the poor road, but fortunately, now that the technology is developed, it doesn't matter if you use the APP, you can rest assured that the mobile phone of the poor road is opened by Jobs, and it has spirituality!"
Everyone was stupid when Zhang Dadao said this nonsense, only the young man glanced at Zhang Dadao's mobile phone and said, "Master, you are a fruit 5S, and Jobs died when you came out, right?"
Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, and said a little unconfidently: "Oh, this way, that's Jobs's ghost! )
PS: The third update, today's chapter names are a little longer!