Zhang Dadao's unlucky thing, Yang Rui is not the first time to see him put on a scene, but he is still a little shocked at this moment. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info Yang Rui are all like this, not to mention the old Taoist. Zhang Dadao spread out a yellow silk cloth on the ground, about five or six square meters. It's full of all sorts of things. It can't be said that they are all unreliable, there are still reliable things. For example, the incense burner, of course, the incense burner is embossed with a woman without clothes, I guess they have never seen it. Looking at his face, Yang Rui still felt a little familiar, it seemed to be a few teachers in District 11. There is no one else with this skill except Bai Er. There are also magic bells, wooden swords, and dust, which are also things that a serious Taoist priest should have. However, the wooden sword is engraved with "Eight Honors and Eight Shames", and the bell is written "Take the class struggle as the key link", and the most hanging thing is the dust, at least seven or eight colors, and there is a clip on the side to straighten the hair. It looked like a slam that had knocked Matt's killer off his head on the road.

With these professional equipment, the old Taoist priest looked confused, who really took out these things so that he would have to be laughed at by his peers! He now understands a little, if such things are made in the circle, it is really like what Zhang Dadao said, he has a kind of impulse to leave home.

These alone are all small scenes, and what is even more powerful is other things, there is a stainless steel basin behind these magic weapons, and I don't know how this thing was stuffed into Bai Er's backpack. This basin is full of all kinds of mobile phones, from Nokia to Motorola, the common feature is that they are very old, and there is no smart phone. Just this pile of mobile phones, everyone who sees them has to be stupid, not only the old Taoist priest and Yang Rui! Especially compared with Zhang Dadao's previous words, there is a strange sense of disobedience.

Yang Rui felt a little damn at this time, and frowned and said, "Master, what are you doing here?"

"Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, it's all useful!" Zhang Dadao turned his head and glared at Yang Rui.

The old Taoist priest also shook his head again and again, pointed to the two rows of things behind the basin of the mobile phone and said: "Forget the mobile phone, what are these two? An iron pot and an electric car battery, are you sure that you are not collecting waste products?"

"I don't understand anything! Little ones, take the mobile phone to Poor Dao first, and scatter it for me in this valley and throw it away!" Zhang Dadao didn't pay attention to the old Taoist priest and Yang Rui, nor did he explain to them, so he asked his subordinates to deal with those mobile phones first.

The actor pushed Bai Er at this time, and Bai Er hurriedly went out with the plate! Yang Rui and the old Taoist priest frowned when they saw Bai Er leave, and Yang Rui said: "Master, what's the situation with you? Call the ghost? Don't tell me for a while, you call them and ask them on the spot?"

Zhang Dadao also laughed, shook his head, and said: "What are you talking about? I don't understand anything! What kind of place is this? Baihegou, Poor Dao said that this place is evil! Do you think I can't see anything like this old man? The magnetic field in this place is chaotic! Otherwise, the country would have sent a scientific expedition team in~ To tell you the truth, not only is the scientific equipment in this place not good, but the compass used to watch the wind and water is useless, and even the method of looking at the qi of the poor road can't see anything. ”

"Then use a mobile phone?" the old Taoist priest was despised by Lao Zhang, and he retorted angrily.

Zhang Dadao was happy and said: "What do you know, you guys! This is the use of mobile phones to strengthen the signal, according to the radio signal to locate the most distorted part of the magnetic field. Then use these distorted magnetic field positions to calculate, and finally lock the key position! This is a serious scientific view of Feng Shui, and now there are only three people in the world who have mastered this core inference formula! Poor Dao is one of them!" Zhang Dadao held his head high, his face full of pride. Just Zhang Dadao's strange idea, if it is true, then his combat power is estimated to break through the sky! I am afraid that only my country's traversers, Dongying high school students, and old American tramps can be with him in the world!

Yang Rui and the old Taoist priest are stupid, and the old Taoist priest has no knowledge. Yang Rui, a guy who has been fooled by Zhang Dadao in various ways, feels that he is really capable at this time, such a fresh and refined comparison, it is estimated that no one else can really pretend to be except Zhang Dadao. He opened his mouth and closed himself again, but he really couldn't figure out a reasonable explanation, and Zhang Dadao's routine was already out of his imagination as an old driver! However, the old Taoist priest on the side was not bluffed, mainly because he didn't understand the meaning of this series of things that Zhang Dadao said! That is, because he didn't understand, the old Taoist priest grasped the key point, and immediately said: "Then who are the other two who can do this? Don't you make it up, right?"

Zhang Dadao was happy, and said at the moment: "One of them is: Stephen, the king of Fudo Ming in Oxford Cave, Great Britain;

The old Taoist priest looked confused, but Yang Rui on the side was thoughtful, and after a while, he showed a crying and laughing expression, and said: "Master, I don't know who that little Yang is, but that Oxford Cave can't be Oxford University, right? Stephen is not called Hawking?

Zhang Dadao nodded with satisfaction, showed a smile and said: "The son can be taught, it is the Venerable Huo Jin, the King of Immovable Ming! Lao Xiao Yang is almost gone, that is, he has a little inheritance, he mainly practices double cultivation, and he is in his nineties and still has a sense of having a child with a young woman!"

Yang Rui slapped his palm on his face, shook his head and said: "It turned out to be him! Master, you have received the supernatural powers! I believe it, I really believe it! If you are not a person from the government, how dare you say this, this is not a death to find a lawsuit!"

Zhang Dadao was happy, he didn't hear Yang Rui talking the opposite at all, and he was praising him! Le's snot bubbles were about to come out! Zhang Dadao held his head high triumphantly, and at this time, Bai Er came in with an empty pot! When he came in, he said, "Master, I've put it all away!"

Zhang Dadao nodded with satisfaction, turned his head to look at the actor, and said, "Come on!"

The actor nodded, and lifted the iron pot up, just like a demon mirror above his head, Zhang Dadao shouted to Bai Er, and asked him to hold the battery of the electric car behind the actor, and lifted the two wires with clips connected to the iron pot and clamped them on the positive and negative poles! The old Taoist priest on the side secretly moved to Yang Rui's side, and pushed Yang Rui with his elbow and whispered: "Xiao Yang, what kind of play is this singing?"

Yang Rui rolled his eyes and said, "Do you still need to ask? This is what the countryside uses to collect TV signals, and the iron pot receives signals! Don't talk, it's better than letting us work, right?"

The old Taoist priest nodded, rolled up his sleeves and squatted down, and whispered: "That's what I said!