Chapter 812: Deng Xueba who appeared again

Zhao Yongqi, who was almost squashed in his ribs, got up from the ground panting, raised his hand and pointed at a group of bastards who were looking at him with a smile, and said for a long time: "You, huhu, you wait!"

"Haha, we've been waiting. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info" Cheng He and Deng Chao took the hands of the others and stood in a row and danced a kick dance to show their mockery of Zhao Yongqi's threat.

Looking at the group of bastards in front of him speechlessly, and finally comparing the advantages and disadvantages of the number of people, Zhao Yongqi could only endure silently.

As the saying goes, it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years. Zhao Yongqi didn't think he was a righteous man and gentleman ten minutes ago, but now the opportunity for revenge came immediately.

"Actually, I really don't know that there are old and new in the Stone Age. Lin Xin touched his head, and said with some embarrassment when the program team had not officially started to release the task: "Who of you knows, the New and Old Stone Ages, which is closer to the present? ”

"Huh?" Lee Kwang-so was stunned for a moment, and then said, "It's possible." I don't know!"

When everyone heard this, they naturally looked at Xiao Wulu. Don't look at this girl as unreliable, but the problems related to hard knowledge, except for her, really don't think about it as a second person.

Xiao Wulu was about to explain, but Zhao Yongqi grabbed her, and said to Deng Chao with a wicked smile: "Brother Chao~~Lord Xueba~~ Explain." ”

Deng Chao swallowed his saliva, and wanted to refuse, but his eyes rolled, as if he thought of something, and immediately stepped forward, and said confidently: "This little problem, this Xueba didn't bother to say before, but since you are so sincere in asking for advice, then this Xueba will naturally remind you." ”

"Uh-huh!" cleared his throat and only heard Deng Chao say: "New Era Era or Paleolithic Age, which is closer to the modern era?

Hearing Deng Chao's answer, Xiao Wulu was just about to open his mouth to refute, but Zhao Yongqi had already taken the lead, pretending to be surprised and said: "Brother Chao, you won't be foolish, right? Tell us, why is the Paleolithic era closer to our modern age?"

"Simple!" Deng Chao said triumphantly: "You bought a watch last year, and it was new at that time." You have used this watch to this day, it has become old! Hmph, last year, far from the present, it is new! This year, it is close to the present, it is old! Therefore, the Paleolithic period must be closer to the modern age!"

"......" opened his mouth for a long time, Zhao Yongqi gave a thumbs up, and said with admiration on his face: "Brother Chao, your theory is really amazing, I was almost convinced by you! It seems that those archaeologists really don't have any culture without you!"

"Hahahaha......"

"Hee-hee, Brother Chao is a big idiot. Xiao Wulu was finally grabbed by Zhao Yongqi's little hand and regarded as a humanoid explainer, "The period of human clan and tribal society 10,000 years ago was called the Paleolithic Age because of the use of rough stone tools. With the passage of time, the ancestors of human beings became more and more intelligent, and began to use more elaborate polished stone tools about 10,000 years ago, and at the same time learned to make naughty, and even appeared farming, animal husbandry, etc., this period is called the Neolithic Age. Therefore, the Neolithic Age is the period that is closer to today. ”

After listening to Xiao Wulu's systematic explanation, everyone turned their eyes to Deng Chao with a smile. It's just that who is our brother Chao? That's a super existence with no lower limit at all! This gaze is completely destructive to his face that can prevent nuclear bombs.

I saw Deng Chao grabbing his hair, and said with a smile: "Actually, it's true, in the Neolithic Age, it turned out that primitive people learned new tricks, so they were so divided!"

"Haha......"

Deng's super theory once again brought laughter to everyone.

Ten minutes later, although the makeshift lottery box had been prepared, in the end, Lu Hao announced that there was no need to draw lots, and directly took out six and a half pairs of special shoes wrapped in animal skins and put them in front of the brothers.

"After discussing with the director team, we decided to change the rules and give you the shoes directly, and then you will distribute them yourself. After saying this, Lu Hao walked to the director's seat and sat down, and stopped talking.

Looking at the thirteen shoes in front of them, everyone felt a little difficult. It's just that I can't fight the director team, so I can only sit down and take off the shoes and socks on my feet first.

"Xiao Qi, what do you think of the division?" At this time, Brother Xiao Qi, who is resourceful and can be called the dog-headed military advisor of the brotherhood, immediately became the backbone of everyone.

"I can skip my shoes and save one. Zhao Yongqi thought about it, and without waiting for everyone to make it right, he said with a smile: "I also grew up in a ravine when I was a child, and it was common to run without shoes. ”

Seeing that Zhao Yongqi insisted, everyone stopped persuading, but Li Chen still frowned and said: "Even so, there is still only one person who can wear two feet." ”

"Well, it's a bit of a hassle. After running rapidly in his mind for a moment, Zhao Yongqi's eyes lit up, beckoned to the people around him, and said in a low voice: "I wonder if you can make your own shoes?" The horizontal and vertical director team didn't say anything, and those who weren't assigned were not allowed to do it themselves. If you take advantage of this loophole, you can't say anything if you want to come to Director Lu. ”

"Makes sense!" everyone was refreshed when they heard this.

It's just that soon Cheng He turned his head to look around, and said helplessly: "But there is nothing else here except sand, how to do it?"

"Don't worry, I've already thought about this. Zhao Yongqi said with a smile: "Since the director team gave us shoes, it means that we must have to walk a little way first." If you calculate it this way, you will definitely leave this river beach. As long as you get to the mountain road, I'm afraid I won't be able to find something like straw sandals or wooden shoes?"

Seeing that the brothers understood, Zhao Yongqi didn't sell it, and continued: "After a while, Brother Chen, Brother He, Guangzhu, Xiaoxin, Brother Kai, the five of you put on shoes and carry small buns. Brother Chao and Brother Clan Lan played a game of two people and three feet, and walked in three shoes. So that the shoes are just distributed. When you're gone, find the right thing, I'll make you a pair of shoes, and you'll be done!"

After careful calculation, the five goddess knights do not need shoes, the five mounts account for exactly five pairs, and the remaining three shoes are worn by Deng Chao and Wang Yulan, which is exactly the distribution of thirteen shoes.

"Xiao Qi, to deal with the conspiracy of the director team, it still depends on you!" Seeing that the problem was solved, everyone was in a good mood, Deng Chao patted Zhao Yongqi's shoulder with a "gratified" expression.

"Cut, you think of me at this time!" Zhao Yongqi replied angrily, "If you bully me again, I'll find some itchy grass to make shoes for you in a while!"

"Brother Xiao Qi, Uncle Xiao Qi, don't do it!" Just in an instant, Deng Chao's face turned green......