On Taibai Mountain.

Moss and Yusheng ran to the pile of zombies, but what they saw was that the zombies had surrounded the two people, the two people, one was a very beautiful young man, and the other was a not very beautiful but very burly strong man, both of them were standing on a high place, and there were countless green zombies at their feet.

Yusheng had never seen such a beautiful young man, so he turned his head and asked Morse: "Morse, am I dazzled, there will still be such a beautiful person in the world?"

Morse smiled: "Why not, Yusheng is so beautiful in my eyes." ”

Yu Sheng's face turned red when he heard this, and he immediately changed the subject: "You say, if we ask him to help, will he help us?"

Morse shook his head: "It's hard to say, because they are beautiful people, and they are two extremes." Because they are beautiful, they have a green light everywhere they go, and there are always people who gather around them to offer them courtesy. So they will form two different personalities. ”

After speaking, he looked at Yusheng: "One is you, because you are always in a good mood, you are always very generous to people, and you will not fight with others." It won't hurt anyone. The other is that people are praised highly, there is no one in their eyes, and their personality becomes selfish and uncourteous. ”

Yusheng listened to Moss boast that he was in a good mood and gave Moss a big smile. Morse Heart 3, it is necessary to praise your lover whenever you want. Yusheng said: "So, we have to gamble, but whether he helps or not, we have to say what we think." Fight for it. ”

Moss and Yusheng were far away from the two of them, and they wanted to go over and talk. Helplessly, there are zombies in front of him, and he wants to kill the corpse, but when he thinks about it, this beautiful boy is now giving a lecture to zombies, and if he does it, it will not be good to make the teenager anxious. So he resisted the urge to kill the zombies, hoping that the zombies would open a way and let them go over to see the two of them: "Borrow light, borrow some light, let's go." ”

Yusheng and Morse never thought about it. Someday. They will not do anything in the face of so many zombies, not only will they not do it, but they will stand on an equal footing and let the zombies make way for themselves. It's like giving way between human beings. Treat them as human beings.

But the zombies seem to be hypnotized. Or maybe you're hooked. They all listened to the extremely beautiful young man with wide eyes, and they didn't move, and Moss and Yusheng pulled for a long time. None of the zombies would give way to them.

"Scolding, Lao Tzu will open a bloody road, see if you give way?" Morse's temperament was a little impatient, so he pulled out a javelin from behind, and he was about to rush in.

"Patience" Yusheng's little white face remained relatively stable, he pressed the javelin in Moss's hand down and said: "It's no wonder that your hot temper doesn't have an accident, if you just rush in like this, it will be a big trouble, not to mention alarming the zombies, and it may also trap the two friends inside in danger, and the gains outweigh the losses, so you have to be calm, calm, again, calm." ”

"Uh-huh~~~" Morse suppressed his anger, but he understood that what Yusheng said was right.

So, the two had no choice but to stand on the periphery and stretch their necks to look in, but fortunately, the voice could still be heard and was very clear.

"I'm going to tell you today about "Wood and Zombies" The extremely beautiful young man said: "Everyone knows that zombies are afraid of wood, and they are only afraid of wood......"

God is really unfair, such a beautiful young man, God not only gave him the beauty of the city, but also gave him a poetic voice. As soon as his words came out, it made people have the urge to nod a little, and they just liked it in their hearts, no matter what he said was right or wrong, as long as he didn't embarrass the beautiful boy, what happened to nodding his head.

"Isn't that right?" said a timid, weak, uninteresting voice from the zombie pile. The beautiful boy didn't expect someone to sing against him, and his beautiful little face was tense. It makes people just want to erase that different opinion, and they don't want to hear different voices in front of him.

"Who said that? Stand up. "There is a zombie standing next to the extremely beautiful young man, but unlike the other zombies here, he is gray, and he has pimples all over his body, very uneven, a bit like a shrimp and toad skin, but one thing is the same, that is, the zombie's right arm is green.

Beauty is beauty, whether it is in human society, or in this zombie group, as long as he says something, there will be people who agree unconditionally, and it is unprincipled maintenance, and now as soon as a different voice appears, there are zombies who take the initiative to stand up and report his grievances.

"Who said that, stand up, it doesn't matter, let my uncle enlighten you well, so that you can also improve, and don't be educated. The gray-skinned and green-armed zombie kept persuading the other zombies. But that's what he said, but his eyes weren't as sincere as what he said.

"We are wooden zombies, not afraid of wood, little beautiful corpse, do you see if I am green or not?" As he spoke, a petite and slender little green zombie came to the extremely beautiful boy while talking. When Yusheng and Morse saw it, they both wanted to cover their faces, it turned out that no matter where they were, there were such people or corpses.

"Go aside" Moss and Yusheng saw that the strong man had spoken, and he stood in front of the extremely beautiful young man, blocking the approach of the little green zombie. It feels like a big dog that is maintaining its own food, preventing other zombies from approaching. also pushed the little zombie back: "Stay away from my grandfather." ”

"Hmm~~~Hmph~~~~" The little green zombie pouted, looking very reluctant. Not to mention that he is really a little different, his body can still swing, standing there and shaking his body, a little girl wants to get the master's favor, and wants to be a room, which makes people dare not look at it directly......

"Hehehe~~~" Moss in the distance smiled and said to Yusheng next to him: "Look, that little green zombie is still quite delicate, and it is more attractive when placed in the zombie pile." ”

Said completely and added: "He may also know that he is Naikan, so he dares to do this, he wants to be favored by a beautiful boy, I really didn't expect that even zombies may be in love now!"

"Hmm," Yusheng nodded and said affirmatively, "I think its predecessor must be a girl." ”

"That's right," Moss chimed in, "It's kind of sassy to see it like that."

"But it's not in the right place," Yu Sheng said, pointing to the extremely beautiful boy and then saying, "With such a beautiful human being. It's impossible to get involved with zombies. ”……

"Look at you" The little green zombie turned his head and looked at it, pouting and delicate, it pointed to the tree on the ground that was gnawed down by them and said to the extremely beautiful boy: "The slave family has gnawed so many trees, and you are not afraid, little handsome brother, don't scare the slave family with wood, the slave family is not afraid of it." ”

"Damn" The extremely beautiful young man snorted and said: "You're not afraid, you're not afraid of what to do with the two of us, I hope you're so afraid, why do you want you to be afraid, because you don't understand." You are a vulnerable group. If you are not afraid of wood, you have committed the 'anti-zombie crime', just as human beings have 'anti-human crimes', you also have 'anti-zombie crimes'. ”

"But the slave family is not afraid of being afraid," the little green zombie was still stubborn.

"How can you understand?" The extremely beautiful young man was a little angry: "Zombies belong to the earth." Invisibly, Mu Ketu. What is there to say about this. The ancestors of the zombies were all human beings, and when they died, they were buried in a coffin, and the coffin was not made of wood? Did you come out of the coffin? In the future, although you accepted the zombie poison and became a zombie. But you are still in the coffin, and you still can't get out, when will you be able to come out? Wait until someone opens the coffin board, or until the coffin board rots, and you can come out, why is this so? Isn't it that the coffin is made of wood, saying that you zombies are afraid of wood, and you have been wronged at all. ”

The extremely beautiful boy looked at the little green zombie staring at him with big eyes and was silent, he couldn't help but get excited, he pointed to the trees that were gnawed down by the zombies, and said emotionally: "You guys don't like it, such a good tree, why do you want to kill it, destroy the greenery and pollute the environment, you, the crime is great, you say that you are not afraid of wood, you guys? How many 'wood poisons' you have been hit, do you know?"

The words of the beautiful boy were too mysterious, so that all the zombies were stunned, they didn't expect that their zombies would be poisoned, what is it called 'wood poison', but because their zombie brains are not the same as humans, and the beautiful boy on the opposite side is so beautiful, and the voice is so good, these zombies have no doubts about his words at all.

"What? What will happen if we get 'wood poison'?" The zombies began to talk a lot, and it could be seen that they still cared a lot about whether they were poisoned, no matter what kind of poison they were in. They have some minds, and they know that they are like this because they are zombie viruses.

So they are particularly sensitive to the word poisoning, they are afraid that if they are poisoned by another poison, they don't know what will happen, and now they are only poisoned by one zombie, so that their five senses are completely gone, they only know that they are hungry, except for eating, they don't feel anything.

"I was hit by the 'wood poison', and my soul was scattered, and I couldn't recover. The extremely beautiful young man accentuated his tone and said fiercely, seeing that the zombies were so obedient, it would be better to scare them with words, and it would save them from the Huohuo trees, if they really destroyed the trees, humans might really not exist on the earth.

The beautiful boy sometimes wonders if the king dinosaurs on the earth in the Cretaceous period encountered a similar problem, and made them disappear from the earth and become the fossils in today's museums, but he doesn't want to become the fossils of another creature thousands of years later.

"What can we do?" the zombies crowded over and gathered to the extremely beautiful young man...... They really want to know what to do, how to solve this matter, there is no intention of besieging, but they rush forward together, and the visual impact is still very great.

"Quiet, quiet, avoid, avoid......" The gray zombie and the strong man joined forces to block the zombie group, they couldn't let some zombies who were a little excited get close to the beautiful boy's side. Who knows if they will be agitated and act excessively.

The gray zombie shouted again and again: "Corpses, don't crowd, just listen to what my uncle tells you, if you are so crowded and squeeze my uncle to the ground, then you won't know anything, and the soul of the 'wood poison' will not return." ”

The gray zombie's words really worked, and the zombie group fell silent in an instant...... They don't want to be scattered, it's enough for them to be like this now, and it's even worse than this, so let's save it, and finally calm down.

"Yes, listen to my little brother. What is good for you and what is good for you? "The strong man has also begun to maintain order.

"I'll tell you" The extremely beautiful young man forcibly suppressed the wild laughter from the bottom of his heart, and he pretended to be slow and said: "You have been poisoned deeply, if you don't hurry up and treat it, I'm afraid you will really lose your soul, so you should hurry back now, go back quickly, and after you go back, well......"

The extremely beautiful boy fell into deep thought......

It took a long time. The beautiful boy didn't seem to have come up with an idea yet. At this time, the call for a cure for the zombie group was already boiling, and the extremely beautiful young man was helpless, so he turned his head and whispered in the ear of the strong man next to him, "Is there any damage to the trick?"

The strong man shook his head and whispered, "For a while, I really can't think of how to fool the zombies to solve the wood poison you made."

"We're going to get rid of the 'wood poison'," the zombies almost shouted.

The extremely beautiful boy spun in circles and rubbed his hands. In desperation, he spat out and asked, "Who asked you to come?"

"It's Spion. Our Great Corpse Emperor. The zombies replied.

"Oh, Spyon is your senior brother, is it possible that Spyon has so many of your senior brothers?"

"It's the Great Corpse Emperor. Slave family, let me explain these three words, big is the big zombie, and the corpse is the corpse of the big zombie. Emperor is the emperor of the Great Zombie Emperor. The little green zombie who claimed to be a slave answered: "Sibiyang is great, it is not only my Great Corpse Emperor, but also your Great Corpse Emperor, my little handsome corpse." ”

"What are you doing here?" asked the beautiful boy again.

"We came to cut down trees, and Spyan summoned us to cut down trees, and of course the slave family also became one of the summons of its old corpse family. The little green zombie replied.

"Oh" The extremely beautiful young man seemed to have realized: "What do I say, dare to love Sibiyang is your teacher (old corpse) Oh, in fact, strictly speaking, Sibiyang is also my teacher, and my set of "Wood and Zombie Restraint Lesson" is to listen to Sibiyang's ......"

"Sample, you misunderstood. The little green zombie said with a smile, for some reason, the little green zombie was not ugly at all, and in a way, it was quite charming.

"The old corpse that the slave family said is not the teacher you understand, the old corpse, the old zombie, the old zombie, the corpse is the corpse of the old zombie, the old corpse is the old zombie, do you understand? My little beautiful and handsome brother. ”

"Gotta come gotta don't call me that. "The extremely beautiful boy must have goosebumps all over his body.

"Why doesn't Nasbiyang come to work? The extremely beautiful boy said.

"Look at your little look," the little green zombie said with a grin, "The corpse of Spion is not as lazy as you think, oh, its old corpse is here, right over there." The little green zombie pointed out of the zombie group.

The extremely beautiful boy was startled at first, and seemed to be gasping, but when he looked in the direction of the little green zombie's finger, he saw two humans who were different from the zombies, Moss and Yusheng, who were extremely eye-catching among the zombies.

"Come here," Mos and Yusheng beckoned desperately to the extremely beautiful young man......

"See, go. The extremely beautiful young man took the strong man's arm, called the gray zombie again, and was about to go out.

"Tell us the way to solve the 'wood poison'" I didn't expect the zombies to get really serious, and they stopped the extremely beautiful boy and his entourage.

"Alas" The extremely beautiful young man scratched his head vigorously, and muttered in his mouth: "Jin Kemu, Mu Ketu, well, Huo Kemuyo, that is, Huo Kemu can overcome Mu, hey ......"

The eyes of the extremely beautiful young man lit up, and he shouted loudly: "If you want to cure the 'wood poison', you should go back quickly, the sooner the better, and when you go back, you must bathe with a fire, the stronger the fire, the better, well, that is, you have to light a fire, and then you jump into the fire, what are you going to do? Take a bath, yes, use fire to bathe and detoxify the wood." ”

base

Li Min waved his hand to prevent them from making trouble, and asked Qi Pan on the side: "In-laws, you haven't pressed yet." ”

Li Min's words pushed Qi Pan out, and Qi Pan thought for a while: "Press a bottle of shampoo, my father and Uncle Li are both born." ”

As soon as she finished speaking, Li Min disagreed: "In-laws, there is no such offense, aren't you perfunctory to us? Why are the two of them born together, if the two of them are born together, who will serve the confinement child!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a group of men wanted to reach out to cover their faces, and Jiang Huile said: "Xiaomin, this is not a question of who serves the confinement." ”

Li Min laughed when she heard this: "Then sister-in-law said, what's wrong with what the in-laws said?"

When Jiang Hui heard this, she regretted it in her heart, how fast her mouth was, now it's good, this thing that provoked Qi Pan's words fell on her head, she just wanted to shirk it, but these people around her didn't give her a chance, Leng Xi glared at her: "Sister-in-law, let's talk about it." ”

Jiang Hui smiled bitterly: "Qi Pan, how can the two of them be born together, a family of two husbands and wives, which family is not monogamous, one gives birth to one and raises the other, these two people are born together, I have heard of it for the first time." ”

Qi Pan shook his head: "Sister-in-law, you are talking about ordinary people, but the situation in our family is different, our father and Uncle Li are two husbands, if men and men can have children, it means that they all have the function of having children." ”

Jiang Hui said: "But Xiaoya and Xiaoyu are also two husbands, why didn't they have a life together." ”

Qi Pan said with a smile: "First, they have the foundation of their previous lives, and secondly, when the two of them are in love, it is obvious that Xiaoya is dominant, but Dad and Uncle Li are different, they are not young, and no one will let each other." In having their status, the status is not ordinary. No one will throw in the towel. ”

Jiang Hui disagreed: "This is not a reason for mutuality." ”

Qi Pan said with a smile: "If Uncle Li proposes that our father is not born, he will not be with our father, and you say that our father still wants to be with Uncle Li, what will he say." ”

Jiang Hui thought about it and nodded: "Don't say it, it's really possible for our dad to say that both of them were born." ”

Qi Pan nodded when he heard this: "Yes, if the two of them are born together, their face will be saved, just now you mentioned Xiaoya and Xiaoyu, they just love each other, they are two children, there is no face, I just hope we recognize their relationship." ”

After speaking, he said in a low voice: "But now our dad and Uncle Li are different, they want to get the approval of our children, and secondly, they still want to save face, our dad is majestic at home and outside, marrying a male daughter-in-law is nothing, the end of the world, anything is possible." ”

said and smiled: "But if you let him have a big belly, let his son and grandson see him under Uncle Li, he still can't hang his face." ”

Speaking of this, his voice was a little higher: "I'm still sure that if Mu can get pregnant, it must be the two of them together, covering each other's faces." ”

Qi Pan analyzed this, and everyone nodded, only Leng Yan disagreed: "I think the possibility of my father being born is still very large." ”

Li Min became interested when he heard it: "Let's hear it." ”

Leng Yan was embarrassed for a moment and said: "My father actually has no love in his life, and my mother is also a leader who sees him in the army, and when he reaches the age of arrangement, they met before they got married, so my father doesn't even know how to chase people now, and he is learning everywhere." ”

Speaking of this, Li Min said: "What does this have to do with him giving birth to children, not to mention that he has learned to chase people, and even how to have children?"

shook his head coldly: "No, I mainly want to say that my dad likes someone for the first time in his life, and he will definitely not let him suffer, no matter how he and Uncle Li agree now, in the future, he will not be willing to let Uncle Li give birth, so this child must be born to my father." ”

As soon as Leng Yan finished speaking, everyone stopped talking, the expressions on their faces were different, and Li Min smiled embarrassedly: "Leng Yan's words make our argument meaningless, yes, we are here to argue and talk about it for the benefit of our father." ”

Yi Er stretched out his hand to help Li Min and took her words: "Xiao Min is right, we didn't start from the feelings of the two old men, we only wanted to benefit like the previous political marriage, and didn't take into account the emotions of the old people. ”

Several people nodded, and Oji continued: "Just like between me and Xiaomin, I never have anything to do with her. ”

Leng Yan also nodded, and reached out to hug Qi Pan: "I and Qi Pan are the same, why did I cover it just now." ”

Qi Pan persuaded: "Everyone is right, that is, we like Uncle Li in our hearts, but our feelings for him are still much worse than our father." Therefore, it is understandable for everyone to fight for their families. Our mistake is to look at the emotions of the elderly. (To be continued......)