036 I'm going to poison you!

After the early dynasty, Shen Hanzhang finally realized that she didn't seem to see Du Fang or hear the complaints of the ministers?

Although it is quite happy not to have to face Du Fang's old face, but she can't peek into other people's inner worlds, so she is a bit square.

When she rushed into the Shengyuan Hall in a hurry, Chai Shao was practicing calligraphy, and finally stabbed directly into the sky because of her roar, and a good ink treasure was destroyed.

Chai Shao threw down the brush, threw away the rice paper, and said coldly disgusted: "What are you doing, what kind of system." ”

Shen Hanzhang threw himself in front of him like a mountain, blinking his eyes at him, "The rivers and lakes are in emergency, I ......"

"There is no need to say much nonsense. Chai Shao spread out a piece of rice paper again and raised his palm to stop her. "As I said yesterday, the plug-in will disappear for the time being, and it will come back after a while. It's useless to talk too much, come and practice calligraphy. ”

Shen Han muttered angrily, "What kind of broken skill are you, why are you gone for no reason." ”

Chai Shao glanced at her with contempt, and snorted: "Suspicious, what are you panicking about?"

"I ......" she wouldn't be deceived into telling her little abacus, Shen Hanzhang stopped talking in time, and also hummed: "Am I not anxious for Your Majesty? I can't even hear what they are thinking." ”

"It's half August, and I don't know what they're going to do. Speaking of August and a half, Shen Hanzhang suddenly remembered an incident in the early dynasty, "It is said that in the early dynasty today, the Taichang Temple should ask the empress dowager to return to the palace." ”

"The Empress Dowager?" Chai Shao paused slightly, turned his eyes and nodded: "Yes, the Empress Dowager's birthday is in August and a half, and this year is exactly her seventieth birthday, so it should be celebrated." ”

Shen Hanzhang's eyes rolled three times, and he rubbed his mouth secretly and said, "Have you found the rules of your family?"

Chai Shao, who picked up the pen again, gave a perfunctory "um".

"Your men live a short life, but women live a long life. Shen Hanzhang shook his pen very badly, trying to attract his attention.

Since this dead fat man failed to forcibly feed her poisonous chicken soup, he has been cold and violent to her with eyes that are not eyes and noses, which is really hateful.

That is, she is naturally kind and generous, if she changes to someone else, she will definitely smoke it every minute, and he can't tell the difference between east and west, north and south.

For her deliberate fault-finding, Chai Shao rarely did not fight back, but glanced at her behind her lightly, the corners of his mouth were hooked viciously, and he whispered: "Mrs. Du is here." ”

One sentence successfully made Shen Hanzhang's face change suddenly, and he jumped up at a speed that violated the human body's science, and sat upright at the table.

Mrs. Du's 500 years have really caused great damage to her young mind.

But when she sat down and looked up with a smile, she found that she didn't even have a single hair from Mrs. Du, and she angrily threw herself at Chai Shao, but was cut off by one of his fingers.

Chai Shao casually turned on the mockery mode while writing: "If the condition for living for a long time is to have the same IQ as you, then I would rather die now." ”

"A person who is as stupid as a pig is not worthy to live, but can only be called to survive, to survive, and to live. ”

"Ahhhh Shen Hanzhang's face turned blue.

She's so angry, so irritable, so she wants to kill!

Shen Hanzhang, who forgot about the fat man's poisonous tongue attribute, silently squatted aside and bit the small handkerchief to lick his broken heart.

"The bean sprouts are back, and Mrs. Du is really here. ”

Chai Shao called her in a low voice.

Shen Hanzhang continued to squat, saying that we would never be the stupid person who was fooled twice in a row.

Hum!

It's just that before she could praise her wit, she heard Du Taifu's voice, "Your Majesty, what are you...... What are you doing?"

Shen Hanzhang turned around in horror, and saw Mrs. Du looking at her with a tangled face, her white beard trembled, and her voice trembled: "Hahahaha, I have thought about it on the wall...... Thought about ......"

She smiled dryly as she moved back to her desk and made a big note on the small table. Why is this stinky boy's voice so small, and the money must be deducted.

Du Ruhui was comforted, and his eyes were full of emotion when he looked at Shen Hanzhang, and he almost drowned her directly, "Your Majesty, you are amazing." ”

"I never thought that Your Majesty's ideological consciousness was so forward-looking, you must know that as a generation of emperors, knowledge and knowledge are important, but what is more important is to have a heart of self-reflection. ”

"Throughout the ages, all sages and monarchs have been like this, such as ......"

Buzz, buzz, buzz......

Shen Hanzhang felt that there were countless flies flying in his ears, and this shocking effect was more terrifying than hundreds of ducks.

I feel inexplicably sour!

She looked sideways at Chai Shao who was standing on the side, but found that he was listening extremely seriously, and nodded in agreement while listening.

This was simply full of malice to her, and Shen Hanzhang found that she was even more uneducated than a dead fat man......

What about the mud that says it can't hold up the wall? What about the little puppet who says it doesn't make sense?

What does this rising student attribute mean?

Oh my gosh, it's so bad!

In order to prove that he can also do it, Shen Hanzhang worked hard to keep his eyes open and listen very seriously to capture the voice of Du Taifu?

At last......

Unfortunately, she accidentally fell asleep and snorted beautifully.

Long and long!

Sonorous and powerful!

Du Ruhui stopped, the excitement on his face was replaced by disappointment and helplessness, his eyes turned red, "Majesty, Majesty ......"

Shen Hanzhang mumbled, changed his position and continued to sleep soundly.

"Master Taifu. Seeing Mrs. Du's disappointed look, Chai Shao hurriedly gave Shen Hanzhang or himself a round game, explaining: "Your Majesty studied hard and slept late last night, and got up a little early this morning, so I didn't control myself." Don't worry, I'll help you wake her up. ”

Although his voice was soft, his tone was full of malice.

This dead bean sprout must have been secretly reading the book again last night, it's just incurably stupid.

He twisted her thigh mercilessly, Shen Hanzhang woke up in pain, she wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth and looked at Chai Shao blankly, "What's wrong?"

It took a while to react and say, "You pinch ......"

The pinching word was covered by Chai Shao, he smiled at her and said word by word: "Your Majesty, study hard." ”

Although Shen Hanzhang couldn't hear his heart, from the white teeth he exposed, she deeply understood what he really wanted to say.

"If you dare to sleep again, I will tear your leg off. ”

Shen Hanzhang touched his unconscious thighs, leaving tears of humiliation.

Oh my God, take this dead fat man who beats women!

Shen Hanzhang sat upright.

She stared at Mrs. Du's open and closed mouth, her eyes widened, but her brain accidentally flew away.

I don't know if her family kissed the little jade?

But she can't hear other people's inner world now?

Good side!

PS: Agua ...... I...... It's miserable!

I slept until ten o'clock and was called up for lunch, and then I was forced by my brother to take him out to wave, and then I had a bloated stomach and ate all kinds of non-stop, and finally succeeded in diarrhea!

I'm lying on the bed in collapse right now...... Shed little tears in the code word!

Ask for caresses, caress and comfort, huh!