Chapter 039: A Vivid Lesson
The next day, the training camp started as usual, but Ruan Erniu found that the atmosphere today was significantly different from yesterday. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
The players were a bit slack, and it seemed that there were more than one or two who had a good time last night.
However, the NBA's official trainers quickly took control.
The rookies are required to stand in two rows, from tall to short, and begin to receive training in various aspects such as formal dressing, financial control, and presentation etiquette.
"A millionaire should look like a millionaire, no headphones outside the locker room, on the plane or on the bus, sleeveless shirts, no chain ornaments. "Female trainer Rachel Johnson has a wealth of teaching experience.
Of course, for most of the rookie trainees, it was as if they had entered a Martian concentration camp.
The ordeal was just beginning, and Ms. Johnson continued: "Everyone should have a short coat, a thick tunic, a raincoat and a college coat, plus blue, grey and black shirts. When you leave the house, put on your watch and spray perfume to always look your best. ”
Noah lowered his voice and said to Horford on the side: "Oh my God, my mother probably didn't teach me that!"
However, costume and etiquette training are not the most maddening.
Because the next financial training completely subverted the three views of Erniu.
The trainer shouted: "Shout with me: I don't want to go bankrupt!"
"I don't want to go bankrupt!"
"Wave your fists and be louder: I don't want to go broke!"
"I don't want to go bankrupt!"
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This was followed by a series of bloody case studies, in which "Rain Man" Sean Kemp and "Madman" Spreville, who almost strangled the coach, became the standard negative teaching materials.
After one slide after another, most people were silently thinking in their hearts that I couldn't be like that!
What Ruan Erniu thought to himself was: "Wow, am I in the NBA, or is it a super-large-scale MLM organization hidden in the mainstream society?"
Ruan Erniu still doesn't understand for the time being that non-mainstream players like him, whose IQ is generally higher than that of ordinary NBA players, and whose life philosophy is far from that of the people of the United States, are actually different.
It doesn't matter if he comes to the training camp to train or not, and now those who seem to be related to each other will soon forget what is in front of them, and many of them will still be lost in Vanity Fair. Again, God help the self-helpers!
The training is not over yet, if the above has made most of the trainees' heads swollen and convulsed, then what will happen next may become a shadow for their lives.
A team of young and beautiful babes were brought into the training camp, and the rookies who were weak just now immediately became excited as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.
"I haven't heard of it! The NBA still has this perk?"
The next second, the guy with a normal memory began to recall: "Wait, this girl is very familiar! Is it the one who left the phone yesterday?"
The trainer still maintained an indifferent expression, and said in an indifferent tone: "Girls, introduce yourself!"
Then the group of hot girls stood up one by one and began to introduce themselves:
"My name is Milani, HIV ......"
"My name is Mary, HIV carrier......"
"My name is Sarina, HIV carrier......"
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"My name is Lisa, I am living with HIV, and I am working on HIV prevention and control......
Everyone was shocked, most of them had been in contact with these girls to a greater or lesser extent last night, and although they didn't know anything further, most of them had the idea of having fun after the training camp.
No one would have thought that under the beautiful flowers, there would be the abyss of hell. No amount of HIV prevention education can compare to the impact of such a direct response.
It turns out that AIDS is all around us, and it only takes one night to destroy a bright future. A few of the timid guys even started to tremble, they were really scared.
HIV prevention is not a hoop pattern on the pitch or on the jersey, it is something that must be vigilant in daily life.
"Can anyone tell me who the greatest player in the NBA is?" the trainer asked in a light-hearted tone as he sent the girls out.
On the form that was handed out, the names of Jordan, Chamberlain, Abdul-Jabbar and other Hall of Fame superstars were clearly written.
Of course, the vast majority of players chose Michael Jordan on the form.
The trainer gathered the form, skimmed through it quickly, and then said, "While your choice is not wrong, I'm going to tell you about another possibility." What if Magic Johnson's career wasn't so short, would Jordan still be where he is today? And what ruined the great magician?"
No one answered the question, because everyone had the answer - AIDS, and he killed the only man who could suppress Jordan from becoming a god.
Despite being off the court, the magician has achieved great success and has become a good businessman. But as a basketball superstar, an unprecedented or even unparalleled genius, his helpless back still makes countless fans sigh.
This is the NBA's rookie training camp, and if you just think it's a showcase, you're wrong. This is the first lesson for all the rookies who will learn things that they can't learn from books, and that will likely help them get through the hurdles of growth.
After finishing the day's training camp mission, Ruan Erniu returned to the hotel, closed the door, and called Jennifer, who was far away in Los Angeles.
The little chubby girl listened to Ruan Erniu's story and laughed so hard that she almost couldn't close her mouth, and the girl who loved watching reality shows smiled: "This is really a perfect story, maybe after you become famous, you can put it in your documentary." ”
Ruan Erniu said with a bitter face: "Come on, I will never mention such a shameful thing again." Zhan, I miss you!"
Jennifer said on the other end of the phone: "Okay, okay, honey, I miss you too! For the sake of you being so obedient and not messing around, I decided to send you a gift, okay, I'm hanging, pay attention to receiving text messages, poof!"
Ruan Erniu looked at the phone that was hung up, a little inexplicable, what kind of gift could be sent so quickly?
Soon, the sound of receiving a text message on the mobile phone rang.
Ruan Erniu immediately opened Jennifer's text message, which was still an MMS message. Due to Midi's powerful internet speed, Ruan Erniu quickly opened the picture, and then a blood-spurting restricted-level selfie appeared in front of him.
At the bottom of the picture, it reads: "Use this to solve the problem when you think of me, dear cow!"
The little fat girl still has this hobby, Ruan Erniu turned off the phone pretendically, but soon turned on the phone again.
Then he brought up the picture that made his heart beat faster, and a flood of power had already condensed in his body, Ruan Erniu finally opened the zipper and stretched out his sinful left hand......
After finishing the work, Ruan Erniu fell asleep contentedly.