This is also forced to have no choice, you say silk and bamboo orchestra, Zhang Zhaohua has no musical talent, he can't play a musical instrument, and he hasn't studied it in two lifetimes; Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info now find that this is simply digging a pit to bury yourself, smart but being clever mistaken, I knew that I would write two crooked and oblique characters and hand them in, and the emperor would definitely cross out her name when he saw it.

Now it's too late to regret it!

Zhang Zhaohua had no choice but to bite the bullet and say: "The folk girl has a cow at home, so that the cow generally does not need to be whipped and shouted when ploughing the land, but she sings to the cow." The folk girl will sing this cow song to all the nobles today. It's this slang that the words and sentences are rude, and the tune is not for everyone, and I am afraid that the cheap sound will be insulting to listen to. ”

"Well," said the Emperor's voice, which seemed to be pleased, "you can sing." ”

Zhang Zhaohua made a comparison, saying that the cow had a T-shaped flail on its neck, one person supported the plow, followed behind the ox, and one person pulled the ox in front, one in front of the other, making such a look, and then learned Zhang Chang's voice, and kept shouting in his mouth "Eat and fight, eat and fight", and then blow the whistle, indicating that the long whip in his hand was flying loudly in the air.

Zhang Zhaohua explained: "In fact, the whip did not fall on the cow's body at all, it was to scare and scare the cow, hit it in mid-air, or hit it in the water, the cow's ears were smart, and when you heard it, you knew that if you didn't run faster, you would hit it, in fact, we farmers who drove the cattle were reluctant to hit it, and the cow was better than themselves." ”

Zhang Zhaohua said this, and pinched his nose and held back a dull "moo-mm-" voice from his chest, indicating that the cow seemed to have spirituality and understood the meaning of the cattle driver. Zhang Zhaohua said: "At this time, you can command forward and backward or turn around, otherwise the cattle will not obey the call, and the furrows ploughed out will be crooked, and it will be inconvenient to plant crops." ”

Zhang Zhaohua learned Zhang Qi's shouting voice again: "Step on the ditch - turn left - forward -", the cow's hooves will make a sound when walking, but the sound is softer, and the sound is softer on the soft dirt road, Zhang Zhaohua makes a slight and rhythmic clicking sound.

"In the two seasons of autumn wheat, when the sun is dried and the field is played," Zhang Zhaohua said, "If you want to drive the cattle to the grain field to pull the stone wheel, this is a manual work, which is more tiring than plowing the field, and you must always sing to the cow, so that it will willingly exert its strength." ”

"Daejeon is all around, and the cows go ahead. Where to go, the village east threshing floor. Zhang Zhaohua opened his mouth and sang: "The fight is good, the new rice tastes fragrant! The sound of cicadas in the reeling car corresponds, and the clouds open from the height of the grain field——"

"Oh, there's a wind coming!" Zhang Zhaohua made an exaggerated appearance, but without the slightest fear, and said: "Blow out the golden armor all over the place, attracting all the Shunyao in Shenzhou!"

"Okay!" suddenly heard the emperor on the treasure bed shout hello, this is Zhang Zhaohua is not surprised, because he used the poems of a great man who also fought the world in later generations, the two have similar experiences, can the emperor not resonate?

"Oh, it's raining!" Zhang Zhaohua sang again: "The field is one foot wide this year, and the farmer calls it a small harvest year!"

"The king's heart has made a candle of light, and the farmers play universal music together. Zhang Zhaohua said: "Heqinghai Yan Li Shu is wide, and there is no hunger in the prosperous world!"

After Zhang Zhaohua finished singing, the people in the palace praised in unison, and Concubine Guo Ning led all the concubines to congratulate the emperor, saying: "Now there is nothing to do in the Quartet, the world is quiet, the people have the joy of living the people, and Li Shu has no worries about hunger. I would like to congratulate Your Majesty! May Your Majesty continue forever in the Spring and Autumn Period, and Fengtian will prosper forever!"

"Your Majesty Fu Wei is eternal in the spring and autumn period, and Fengtian is eternal in the sky-" There was a lingering sound in the hall, which caused the emperor to be very happy, and even helped Concubine Guo Ning with his own hands, and said, "Concubine Ai, please get up." ”

After that, there was a burst of hearty laughter, and he said: "On weekdays, the courtiers say that there is nothing in the world, but I don't believe it, because they rely on me and ask for me; the princes say that there is nothing in the world, but I don't believe it, because they feast every day, and they have not left the deep palace, so how do they know the suffering of the people? But now I hear this female doll say that there is nothing in the world, I believe it! Can she still lie to me! Female doll, come here, I want to ask you." ”

Zhang Zhaohua walked over, and this time she finally saw the emperor's full picture clearly.

Ho! At this moment, Zhang Zhaohua's heart began to beat irregularly again! Where is this the face of the shoehorn on the portrait handed down from later generations! Obviously, his face is like a full moon, his forehead is high, his eyes are high, his nose is straight, and his mouth is long, and although he is old, he can still see that he is a heroic and majestic person! Where is the appearance of a horse's face and pouting! Moreover, there is not a single pockmark on the emperor's face, and the skin on his face is unexpectedly white, and there are even several mustaches, which are delicate and visible, like silver threads, and the roots are blown up, which makes the emperor's appearance even more extraordinary!

"Where are you from?" the Emperor asked.

"Return to the emperor," Zhang Zhaohua said: "The people's daughter is under the rule of Kaifeng, and she is from Yongcheng County, Dezhou." ”

"Is there anyone in the family, are both parents alive?" asked the emperor.

Zhang Zhaohua's heart jumped, she saw the emperor today and walked to the front of the emperor! There are not many opportunities like this, it may really be this time! Do you want to tell me about your father and brother, and ask the emperor to issue an order to rescue them!

No, no, no, the emperor just said that only those who ask for him will sing the praises of merit, and if he says this immediately, with the emperor's character, he will not care about it, but will sweep away the good impression just now! Wouldn't this be more than worth the loss!

Zhang Zhaohua suppressed his heartbeat like beating a drum, and said: "There are all parents in the family, as well as brothers, sisters-in-law and nephews, and the cow in the family is also ranked, and they are all called Niu Bo!"

After saying this, I heard the eunuch standing in front of the emperor who was not tall and kept his head down suddenly laughed twice, which scared the defenseless Zhang Zhaohua into a tremble.

Who is this! How dare you be so presumptuous in front of the emperor! I'm afraid that not only Zhang Zhaohua thinks so, but the other people in the palace feel that this little eunuch is too unruly, and they are afraid that he will be killed in an instant.

As a result, the little eunuch raised his head, Concubine Guo Ning looked at it, and said in a lost voice: "His Royal Highness?"

What, Zhang Zhaohua was also stunned by this shout, how can this little eunuch be the grandson! I saw the little eunuch salute with a smile and said, "It is Yun Wei's fault that shocked all the mothers." ”

The emperor pointed to him with a helpless pampering, and said: "Since he has chosen a concubine, he has to come and see, and he will sit on his seat and watch it in an irregular manner, and if he has to change his clothes into a eunuch, I can't stop him." ”

"So many beauties," Concubine Guo Ning smiled: "Taisun has seen it, which one do you think is better?"

"It's all good," Zhu Yunwen said: "It's only up to the emperor's grandfather and all the mothers to decide, and the grandson has no opinion." ”

"Then I'll give you this," Zhu Yuanzhang moved his fingers and said, "How?"

Zhang Zhaohua felt that the atmosphere was a little wrong, and when he looked up, he was so frightened that his teeth bit the tip of his tongue! The emperor's finger was clearly pointed at himself!

Seeing that Zhu Yunwen also looked over, there seemed to be a little funny feeling in his eyes, but he quickly said: "Although this woman is good, she is just a good person." ”

Love to tell jokes, not serious!

Everyone in the hall seemed to be amused, Concubine Yang and Concubine Zhou Fei and Concubine Yu all covered their mouths and laughed, even Concubine Guo Ning couldn't help but hold her forehead and laugh for a while, the emperor pointed to the grandson and smiled: "Say that she is good, I think you are also good!"

Although the emperor said so, he didn't mention the matter of matching Zhang Zhaohua to the grandson, after all, although it is not a bad thing to be good, but the concubine will be the mother of the world in the future, and the Zhang family will inevitably feel a little difficult to get into the elegant hall.

"It's better to leave this girl behind," Concubine Guo Ning knew the emperor's grandson's intentions, and hurriedly said: "There are still many show girls who haven't read it later, and please ask the emperor to make a decision after reading it." ”