PS: Ten more is guaranteed to be completed today, asking for a subscription and a monthly pass

As soon as Bai Er's fool spoke, Zhang Dadao and the actor were shocked, and the actor nodded with a thumb up: "Eh, brother, your Mandarin is so authentic! I'll listen carefully and there is a dialect accent! Shaanxi, yes, that's right! It's a Shaanxi accent!"

Zhang Dadao also touched his chin and bowed his head slightly: "Leper Mountain Pit, there is still a place name here in Africa? This translation is also down-to-earth enough, so I have to come like this! What Kilimanjaro's, the ghost knows what it means." However, your scientific name is not good, if I take it, I will call it Baektu Mountain. It's okay to get a little fat and their family's anger, they are all third-world countries! This surname is interesting, and the surname of the black person is white. ”

These two guys, until now, have not seen that Bai Erlenzi is not African. Bai Er is also stupid! I don't understand what these two goods are talking about, so I look at my expressions and movements like praising myself, and I also touch my head stupidly.

"Ahem~" The fortune teller saw that it was wrong, and the customer's attention was attracted away, and he quickly coughed twice. Zhang Dadao also took it when he saw the stubble, and grabbed in front of Bai Er's fool and said: "What are you doing? Pharyngitis? After the castration is finished, there is an inflamed person? Go, there is a pharmacy around the corner, called the one of Shanchuan Pharmacy, I think the decoration is quite reliable, there are old Chinese medicine doctors and sick in it, you see, what is the blind cough?"

The master almost didn't come up in one breath, and Bai Er Fool hurriedly said: "Big brother, you're not right, uncle, don't worry, tell me here first." See a doctor, you can finish talking for a while before you go!" Bai Er's fool looked loyal, and took Zhang Dadao's nonsense seriously.

The actor was also happy, sighed in the back, and whispered: "Talent! ”

The master finally calmed down his mood, in the end, he often messed around outside, and his psychological tolerance was not low. After glancing at them, he continued: "I can't see anything in the name, you will come to me to take a look at your birthday." ”

Dahan nodded and said, "I was born on December 7, 94. About half past three in the afternoon. ”

"What, you're only twenty?" Don't say it's a master now, even Zhang Dadao and the actor are stupid.

The actor and Zhang Dadao looked at each other and shook their heads. They whispered together: "This African is really old enough?"

When Bai Er was a fool when he heard this, he touched his head and whispered: "What, this big brother, I'm not from Africa, I'm from Henan." ”

When the master saw that he was about to pull away, he hurriedly pulled back. He interrupted and said, "Ahem, I figured it out, you have a birthday, you are too old this year, and you have to find a master to crack it." in order to turn evil into good fortune. Do you know that Sirius has turned into a taboo? You have to have the support of the nobles of the celestial star to turn evil into good fortune. ”

Bai Er's fool nodded again and again after hearing this, and hurriedly asked, "Uncle, you show me a clear way." ”

The master began to flicker, and the actor on the side heard that his eyes were spinning in circles, and he suddenly remembered that Director Zhang had studied this! Hurriedly asked Zhang Dadao in a low voice: "Director Zhang, this is all a professional term, what does it mean?

Zhang Dadao nodded and said: "This is Ziwei Doushu's statement, the wolf is the greedy wolf, the lord **." Turning taboo is bad luck, which means that you can't do anything. Daydreaming, the wisdom of the Heavenly Machine Star Lord is flexible, and chemistry is a good thing. That means you have to ask smart people. It's all nonsense, you look at the way this guy looks like he knows that his brain is missing a string, and the further step is that the Seven Courtyards package is a step back is wandering the rivers and lakes, and it needs to be calculated!"

"Eh, why are you like this?" The master was anxious when he heard this, Zhang Dadao was leaking his bottom!

Bai Er's fool was still confused, but as soon as Zhang Dadao said that he also understood, he hurriedly said: "Yes! What the master said is true, don't be angry, master." That's right! I'm just that funny star! I can't find a job if I want to!" Bai Er Fool hurriedly took out twenty yuan, handed it over and said, "Uncle, don't be angry, quickly introduce me to a smart person and show me the way." ”

The money was handed over, and the master didn't have time to take it. A hand stretched out from the ground and took the money with one hand. Zhang Dadao shook his head and took a step forward, squinted his eyes at the master, and said: "Old man, you dare to propagate feudal superstition in front of the poor Dao! Do you know what positive energy is? Don't you know that the starting point has been severely beaten? Passing years. It's not next to the one you counted. ”

Although the actor didn't understand, Zhang Dadao was his leader, although he didn't understand, he still hurriedly patted Director Zhang: "Amazing! Old man, our Director Zhang is a serious professional, the legend of Longhu Mountain, this time you have met a master! Do you know what Guan Yu calls playing with a big knife in front of the door? Do you know what it means to play a knife in front of Kong Mansion?

What is the master, and he wondered: "Isn't there a big character written in front of the Confucian Mansion?"

The actor "hummed" for a moment, and said with a look of contempt: "Do you know history? Confucius carved bamboo slips at that time." No culture at all. ”

The master was anxious, and he also reflected, seeing that Bai Er was a fool looking at him with suspicion, he pointed at Zhang Dadao with his hand and asked: "You are talking nonsense, how can you calculate so quickly, you have to calculate for a while after memorizing all the Ziwei buckets! You are a liar!"

Zhang Dadao happily took out his mobile phone and said with a smile: "Silly, right? I don't know how to keep pace with the times, and I dare to come out and deceive people. With this kind of person, you will be cheated of money for nothing, and you will meet me in the poor way, and your luck is really inferior. Zhang Dadao said, putting the twenty yuan into his pocket. The money for this breakfast has finally been earned.

The master's eyes are green, it would be good to have one or two transactions a day, and the one that was delivered to the door was intercepted. The master was furious, and shouted in dialect to several colleagues around him: "Lao Wang, Lao Li, come to make trouble!"

The middle-aged people were already paying attention to this, and as soon as they heard this, they stood up one by one with Maza. Zhang Dadao saw that it was not good, and hurriedly said: "It's a gang, it's time for you to perform, I'll withdraw first after you break off!" Zhang Dadao turned his head, and the actor ran twenty meters away!

Zhang Dadao didn't dare to delay any longer, turned his head and ran immediately. Originally, I thought that these guys were from the "hemp" character door, but now it seems that they are from the "bee" character door! Zhang Dadao secretly regretted that he should not be nosy, and it was really not cost-effective to be chased for 20 yuan.

Fortunately, Zhang Dadao's health is good, at least stronger than those middle-aged and elderly people, and he surpassed the actor after running for a while, and the two of them got rid of those fortune tellers. Zhang Dadao suddenly felt as if it was overcast, and heard a voice in his ears: "Little brother, you are a master! Show me the way!"

As soon as Zhang Dadao turned his head, he saw a giant man like a black bear, blocking the shadow cast by the sun and almost covering him. Carrying the sun on his back, the silhouette of this big man shone brightly, like a giant spirit god who protects the Dharma. (To be continued.) )