Chapter 1087: The Troubles of Being 29 Years Old
February 10th is the Spring Festival of the 13th year, and everything passed in a plain and warm atmosphere.
It is worth mentioning that after this day, it means that Taeyeon has officially reached her natal year, which means that Taeyeon, who is about to celebrate her birthday, is actually 25 years old.
And Kim Jong-kwon, who is a full four years older than her, has also reached the 'advanced age' of 29 years old!
Kim Jong Kwon really didn't expect that the words he often talked about would come true so soon, and 'Ben San' was no longer a joke, because he was already 29 years old, and there was only one year left for his biennial life!
He has recognized this fact, and suddenly became a little sensitive, it seems that not only women care about age, but even men are not exempt from vulgarity.
Who doesn't want to let themselves stay in the best 20 years of youth forever!
So early in the morning, Kim Jong Kwon did not lie in bed for the first time, but diligently packed up the housework, so that Taeyeon, who was sleeping hazy, was sure that he must be 'dreaming'!
But after the circle was released and flew to the bed to start harassing her, Taeyeon was soberly aware that this was actually true?!
"OPPA, what's wrong with you? Are you going to have a guest at the house today?" Taeyeon asked strangely as she blocked the saliva attack in the circle.
"No, I just suddenly don't want to waste any more time and want to do more meaningful things. The diligent Kim Jong Kwon replied casually.
Taeyeon immediately cried and laughed and said, "Is OPPA still thinking about age?Hey, I just made a joke yesterday, OPPA is only four years older than me, and not forty years old, I won't dislike you~"
Kim Jong Kwon really couldn't hear this topic, and immediately retorted in shock: "Who cares! And strictly speaking, I'm only 3 years and 359 days older than you, and I'm not yet 4 years old!"
I don't care if you think so clearly ...
Taeyeon still doesn't understand the complicated feelings of a 29-year-old man who is about to cross the 30th mark in his life!
As the so-called thirty and standing, this standing does not refer to starting a family and starting a business, but refers to the mind.
Generally speaking, it is believed that in ancient times, people did not really enter the maturity period until they were thirty years old, and they had a mind and a responsibility.
"OPPA, how can a big man care so much about age. Taeyeon muttered something in a low voice, rubbing the hoop head vigorously.
Kim Jong Kwon, who was in a sensitive state, quickly received the message, "Of course you have to care, OPPA is already 29 years old, and in another year I will become a 'genuine' old man, and the little girls on the street should call me 'Ah Jixi', alas!"
Taeyeon smiled and said with a dangerous look: "It turns out that OPPA is afraid that she won't be able to deceive little girls after she reaches the age of thirty, I don't think there's any need to worry about this, now little girls like older uncles, saying that they have a sense of security, hehe~"
"Really?" asked Kim Jong-kwon, who threw down what he was holding and ran over.
Taeyeon smiled more and more brightly, "Yes, OPPA will definitely be more popular." ”
When she said this, she was still 'rubbing the dog's head angrily' in her hand, and she felt that she was going to be played badly, what if she was rubbed into a bald head? With the aesthetics of a dog, is a bald head handsome or ugly?
"Then I'm much more relieved. ”
Kim Jong-kwon's attention was so focused on his age that he ignored Taeyeon's warning expression.
“OPPA~~~”
Kim Jong Kwon was thrilled by her greasy hair, "What are you doing?"
"Come here~" Taeyeon beckoned to him and smiled brightly.
And the circle that she finally let go of seemed to feel the 'assemblage of evil', and immediately slipped away with her tail between her legs.
Kim Jong Kwon didn't know why, but it still passed, "What's wrong?"
"Closer~ I have a way to make OPPA stay in the 20th generation forever~" Taeyeon's tone was very demagogic.
Kim Jong-kwon's IQ was basically zero at this time, so he was really refreshed when he heard it, and he directly put his ear to it.
"What's the best way?"
"The way to do it is ... Bite OPPA!"
I saw Taeyeon's red lips open lightly, and he bit his ear directly, and Kim Jong-kwon, who was in pain, screamed out.
"Pain, Pain, Pain, Pain!!"
"Woo. Woo... Woo woo. ”
Taeyeon couldn't hear what she was saying because she wanted to hold his ear in her mouth, but at this time, Kim Jong-kwon felt as if she had 'understood' what she was trying to say.
Probably ...
"As long as you bite OPPA to death, the day of 30 will never come... ”
I have to say,It's really a 'way'...
But who's going to die!
Compared to death, another year old is a fart!
"Got it, got it, you let go of your mouth first, your ears are going to be bitten off by you. ”
"Ahh
"Soft ~ OPPA knows it's wrong, loosen your mouth, it's bleeding, it's really bleeding!"
"What's wrong?"
Taeyeon was still humming indistinctly, but Kim Jong-kwon could guess what she meant.
"OPPA shouldn't be so sensitive and dwell on this issue. ”
"Eh, eh... It hurts, it hurts!"
"Hum hap hum!"
"That's not it, you say?"
Taeyeon nodded, Kim Jong-kwon was stunned, he didn't do anything else except dwell on this issue and did something annoying.
At this time, Taeyeon didn't know if she was impatient, or if she was really afraid of biting off this ear, so she pushed Kim Jong-kwan hard, and then directly opened her mouth to 'bite' his throat.
Those eyes full of 'murderous' seemed to say, "Hurry up, or I will really bite you to death!"
Otherwise, how to say that people are forced out, Kim Jong Kwon immediately had a flash of inspiration and asked tentatively: "I just said that I was joking about the little girls on the street, there are so many people who like me, and OPPA still only likes you." ”
That's the reason, but how does this sound so awkward, when did you not forget to pretend to be 13, but she is the captain of the girlhood, Kim Taeyeon, and the people who like her and pursue her are not less than you at all!
Taeyeon was ready to teach him a profound lesson, so she smacked him the neck, and only after she made a red circle as a mark did she let the guy go satisfied.
But at this time, it was too late for her to leave, and the vengeful Kim Jong Kwon really couldn't wait for a moment!
I saw that he immediately turned over and controlled the hands of the little goblin, and then shouted: "Snake demon, look at the stick!"
As for what kind of awesome it is, you can hear it from Taeyeon's 'painful' voice, it's really too bloody and violent, so I won't describe it.