Chapter 419: Master Zhang's High-Tech Props (1/4)
If there are people who know Zhang Dadao's background here, they will not feel strange at all, Zhang Dadao is a mental illness, isn't it normal to imitate mental illness? But people here don't know the details of Zhang Dadao! Pang Zuodao has seen Zhang Dadao's strange performance, and it is acceptable, but don't those sailors regard Zhang Dadao's routine as acting?
Xu Yi is different from them, is he stupid? Stunned, he could only laugh dryly: "Master, you see it in Zhou Xingxing's film, right? Xu Yi frowned, and his heart was also entangled, and after thinking about it, he could only find the word "very good".
Zhang Dadao didn't care, what he wanted to show off was not this, there were high-tech gadgets in the boxes that people brought this time. Bending down and taking out a small watering can from the box, Zhang Dadao crossed Erlang's legs, and "Woo Ya" made a mist of water!
Of course, Xu Yi shook his head again and again, and Pang Zuodao showed a curious expression. Zhang Dadao's boxes are also top secret in the famous abacus hall. A guy like him who just joined, the level of secrecy is not enough, and he can't get close to those boxes at all! Zhang Dadao has quite a lot of rules in the point, and they are all figured out by patting his head when he watched spy war movies with the actor before.
Zhang Dadao is the "bureau seat," the actor is the "director of the telecommunications department," and Bai Erfool is the "director of the operations department"! Although Zhang Dadao got tired of this routine after a few days of playing, there are still a lot of those messy rules. For example, Zhang Dadao's boxes, the first few are only touched by Zhang Dadao himself, and the highest level of secrecy among the others is Bai Er's fool!
The situation of the actor is more special. He believes that he is an underground party of the Chinese Communist Party, and the level of secrecy does not work for him. If he is not allowed to move, he will do it secretly. In order to deal with him, Zhang Dadao didn't know how much he spent on selling a lot of silent and wonderful things. That's when he took out this little watering can. Pang Zuodao didn't know what it was at all.
Zhang Dadao didn't explain, just took that thing and walked around privately, where to wipe it here, and I don't know what to do again? Anyway, a sense of absurd mystery emanated, and the so-called unclear sense of power is probably the most appropriate description. Xu Yi watched it for a long time, and finally couldn't hold it back, so he went up and whispered: "Master, what are you doing? It can't be formaldehyde measurement, right?"
It can be seen that Zhang Dadao's unreliability has always made Xu Yi a little suspicious. Zhang Dadao raised his eyebrows. Put down the watering can and said: "Anti-formaldehyde? There is this project, and you don't call this money?
Xu Yi nodded with a dry smile, and said in his mouth: "Then, what kind of good thing are you, is it useful?"
Zhang Dadao shook his head and said, "Look at your ignorant appearance! Have you ever heard of glowing ammonia? Don't talk about the feng shui here, if such a thing happens, with the experience of the poor road, it is likely that something bad has happened here, have you heard of the revenge of the wronged soul? I can measure it!"
"I'll go, I said it's familiar! Conan!" In the live broadcast room, some sailors reacted quickly and told the truth.
Xu Yi had never heard of this, and he was stunned. Zhang Dadao lowered his head again and began to spray that damn luminol reagent everywhere. Xu Yi hurriedly went up and said, "Master, this is not necessary, right? You came to see feng shui, how did you make it look like the police handling the case?" How many lives there are!"
Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, put away the watering can and said, "You said no! You don't want to return the money yourself. ”
"This is really not necessary, this is also a new community. I just two people rented here before I accepted it!I've found someone!" Xu Yi hurriedly explained, if a character like Zhang Dadao who doesn't play cards according to common sense is called to the police station with his brain, he will be annoyed in the future!
Zhang Dadao also listened to persuasion, and he also spent money to buy this reagent, so he could save a little bit! Zhang Dadao happily put away the watering can, and then took out a small flashlight from the box! Zhang Dadao proudly shook this thing in his hand, squinted his eyes and said: "See? Look at feng shui with high technology, guess what this thing is in poor Dao!"
Of course, Xu Yi and Pang Zuodao didn't speak, Pang Zuodao was because Xu Yi was there, and there were strangers who couldn't speak to him anyway. said that he also whispered to the water friends on his mobile phone, but Xu Yi didn't have the mind at all, Zhang Dadao took out a lot of strange things, and he felt that it was impossible for him to keep up with Zhang Dadao's train of thought.
The two of them were not interested, but the audience in the live broadcast room was stimulated and said: "Wolf anti-wolf!" "Swallowing a flashlight, it must be a swallowing flashlight!" "High-tech feng shui? Could it be a Jedi lightsaber!" "I think with the personality of the master, it should be the Sith lightsaber that is more likely...... Sailors worked together, and all kinds of unreliable speculations came out, especially the most popular with the card-swallowing flashlight, of course, there were many simple young people, asking the old driver what this thing was. With the coaxing of "666" and various "acting" and "script" interruptions, this live broadcast room is very lively.
Zhang Dadao couldn't see their recovery, waiting for Xu Yi and Pang Zuodao to answer but couldn't wait, Zhang Dadao posed and consumed with them! This game was out of the Seventh Hospital, he didn't have a chance to play, when he was in the Seventh Hospital, some patients with abnormal brains played with him, and Zhang Dadao could have someone who spent a day with him with a spoon. After such exercise, Zhang Dadao is of course no problem standing for an hour or two, he can, Xu Yi can't!
Xu Yi also reacted when he saw that Zhang Dadao was as immobile as a statue! This is waiting for him to answer! Xu Yi hurriedly replied: "Master, you are unfathomable, I can't guess it." ”
Zhang Dadao pursed his lips, this kind of answer is the most boring! Zhang Dadao could only press the light, and the flashlight lit up a little blue and purple.
"Money detector?" Xu Yi was a little surprised, and then the cold sweat came down, Zhang Dadao meant to collect money again?
Zhang Dadao glanced at him with disdain and said, "Just know the money! cheesy! Lead the way, where is your bedroom here?"
Xu Yi couldn't figure out what Zhang Dadao meant, and he was worried and confused and took Zhang Dadao to the side, where the two doors opened opposite each other, Xu Yi said: "There were originally two people living here, in these two rooms. One master and one second!"
Zhang Dadao stood at the door and glanced at both sides, shook his head and said, "That's not right!" (To be continued......)
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