Chapter Forty-Eight: The Wounded Regiment
Chapter Forty-Eight: The Wounded Tuanzang
Uzumaki Zihei turned into a doppelganger of Maite Dai, pretending to be embarrassed, touching his head and saying, "Ahaha, get used to it, don't you know my habit of getting up every morning to exercise, I'm just a little bit earlier than you, don't be surprised, it's no secret that you like Tsunade's sister anyway, we all know it, what's embarrassing, right?" Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ infoβγ
And when he heard the answer of the doppelganger Maite Dai, his face turned green with fright, and he cried and said, "This...... How can this be?,I like Tsunade.,But I've never said it to anyone.,How can you all know it.γ β
Hearing Jiraiya's crying answer, Uzumaki Ziping let out a smile that the conspiracy had succeeded, so he high-fived the doppelganger Maite Dai to celebrate, and then with a bang, the doppelganger Maite Dai disappeared.
"Okay, the previous one is just a guess, but now you can be sure, it turns out that your color boy really likes Tsunade's little girl, and the taste is quite heavy, so I'm not afraid of being punched by Tsunade. β
Then Jiraiya, who saw this scene, had a black face again, and now the idiot knows that he is trapped.
The crying voice said to the whirlpool Ziping, "Brother Ziping, you ...... You're playing with me, you've even used all kinds of means, you're too much of a bully. β
"Who let you squirm this kid, I asked for a long time, I was embarrassed to say anything, I said it all, honestly, I not only helped you improve your strength, but also helped you catch up with Tsunade, you have to force me to have a little means, I said that it will be over soon. β
Then he put his arm on Jiraiya's shoulder and said, "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone else," but I thought, "It's hard to say if someone asks me."
"Come on, in order to let you hold the beauty, from now on, I want to conduct special training for you, first of all, you must be stronger than Tsunade in strength, otherwise you can't subdue her, a female man like Tsunade, but he won't like a man who is not as strong as him, so from now on, you have to prepare for my devil training for you. β
And then from this day on, the life of hard work will begin.
During the day, you have to practice with Uzumaki Ziping.,At night, you have to learn to make up jokes.,In Uzumaki Ziping's words,The average girl has to prepare at least 300 jokes.,If that girl is Tsunade.,How to say it's 30,000.γ
In this way, a month has passed, and Konoha's Hokage candidates have come out, that is, Uzumaki Zihei and Sarutobi Hichi, as for Shimura Danzo, he lost the election directly, and when he learned that he was not able to run for Hokage, Shimura Danzou broke a lot of things at home and lost his temper for a long time.
even ran to the Hokage office building to question the current elder group, where is he not as good as Uzumaki Zihei and Sarutobi Slash, one is a hairy child who doesn't have any hair, and the other is a colored monkey who knows how to peep around all day long, where is he inferior to those two guys, and in the end, the people of the elder group can't stand the verbosity of Shimura Danzo and said directly.
"That's right, Uzumaki Zihei is a teenager, but he is the successor of the first Hokage Thousand Hands Pillar's closed disciple Mu Dun Senjutsu, and his uncle Uchiha Kagami is still the current patriarch of the Uchiha family, and his own strength does not have to be weak in your Shimura group, or even stronger, with the support of the two major families and Mito-sama, why is it not as good as you, you can talk about it. β
"There is also Sarufei Hiza, although that monkey is a little, but the Sarufei clan is no worse than your Shimura clan, and there is the support of Hinatayamachu Nara Akido and other families, and more importantly, the number one powerhouse in Konoha is his father Sarutobi Sasuke"
"Danzo, you say that you have something to compare to the two of them, you find a father like Sasuke-sama to support you, you find an aunt like Mito-sama to support you, I'm sorry you don't have any, you only have the support of your own Shimura clan, and what else can you take out to make hole cards, you can talk about it yourself. β
"Okay, regardless of these, let's use strength, which of the two of them can you win, who is better than the two of them in terms of merit, who can surpass the two of them in terms of prestige, how about Tuan Zang, what else do you not understand, that's why we want you to lose the election, hum!!"
Hearing the answers given by several adults of the Elder Circle, Shimura Danzou seemed to feel that his self-esteem had been strongly insulted, blushing and not saying a word, leaving the Hokage office building directly, returning to the family mansion and hiding, and never appeared in front of everyone until Sarutobi sat in the position of the Hokage.
Of course, these are the villagers who confuse many ignorant villagers, and secretly several major families have reached a consensus, those who should pay the price will pay the price, and those who should get the benefits will get the benefits, and each will get what he gets, and the position of the Hokage has been determined to be replaced by Sarutobi Hiza.
I don't know anything about these apes, but he has a big nerve, he does what he needs to do every day, and I don't see any impact on him, and now he is really not very enthusiastic about whether he can sit in the position of the Hokage.
And although Uzumaki Ziping knew something, he didn't pay much attention to it, he could get the benefits he should get, and now he just took his friends to practice and chat and eat barbecue all day long.
On this day, everyone was at this training base, and Uzumaki Ziping quietly pulled Jiraiya and replied: "Jiraiya this month, I see that your performance is about the same, now I will teach you how to pursue Tsunade." β
"Brother Ziping, isn't it too early, I'm not ready yet. Jiraiya asked worriedly.
"No problem, with me, what are you afraid of. Uzumaki said confidently.
"But you remember, I gave you a few key points, otherwise you will be beaten by Tsunade at that time, don't blame me for not reminding you. Uzumaki Ziping still reminded.
"Don't worry, I've remembered everything, don't make excessive demands, don't do anything out of line, don't discuss or peek at other girls, and praise her for being kind and beautiful, but also humorous and graceful, I must not say that her breasts are small, etc., I remember all of these, but Brother Ziping can really do this. "I'm still a little unsure.
"No problem, today you do what I said... So, let's try it today. β
"Okay, don't wait a minute, Tsunade's little Nizi may come with Mimiko, you get ready for me, do what I say, don't be afraid to know." β
Hearing Uzumaki Ziping's affirmative tone, Jiraiya nodded heavily, "Okay!!" I'm all set, don't worry! βγ
It didn't take long for Tsunade to hum a little song and follow Mimi Amano, and when Uzumaki saw this, he motioned with his eyes to Jiraiya to move quickly, don't be cowardly, what is there to be afraid of.
There was no way to look at it by the whirlpool, so I had to bite the bullet, pretending to come to Dao Gangshou, and said to Tsunade with the money in his hand, "Tsunade, I heard that you have spent all your pocket money during this time, and it just so happens that I still have the pocket money left over from last month, how about you are interested in gambling with me,".
After saying that, Jiraiya also teased Tsunade with a smug look as Uzumaki Ziping said.
Hearing Jiraiya's words and that smug look, Tsunade was as Uzumaki Ziping guessed, and instantly exploded, "Jiraiya, are you looking for death, and you dare to tease me like this, do you know that I lost money, come and laugh at me, are you itchy and want to be beaten."
Zilai was also frightened and hurriedly said, "No, no, no, no, I didn't mean that, I just wanted to bet with you." β
At this time, Tsunade was like an angry lioness cub, her yellow hair began to be windless, and she glanced at the clicking of her fingers and shouted "Jiraiya......
"Don't, don't do it yet, listen to me, listen to me, you're deciding to hit me. β
Jilai also hurriedly said, he found that if he didn't say hurry up, his life would really be in danger.
"You just bet with me, if I lose, I'll give you my pocket money, and if you lose, promise me a condition, I swear it will never be too much. β
After hearing Jiraiya's answer, Tsunade thought about it, and he really thought it was okay as Jiraiya said, if Jiraiya dared to have any bad intentions, hehe!