Wang Shan was silent.

Tang Wen said impatiently: "Okay, give me a happy word!"

Wang Shan's eyes rolled, and she resisted the urge to pick up the slippers under the bed and give him two strokes, and pouted, "I promise." ”

"Hey, hey, that's right. We need to have more trust between people...... I serve you, you serve me, and the world can become a better world......" Tang Wen almost sang happily.

Wang Shan nodded: "You're right! I can't sleep this time, you chat with me." Next time, you can't sleep, I can chat with you!" Her tone was particularly sincere.

Tang Wen's face darkened: "Your understanding is biased, and your thinking is too limited." I'm talking about the provision of services. ”

"Oh, yes? I'm talking about providing services, too. Chat is a service, don't you know that there is a chattering teacher these days?" Wang Shan blinked her moon eyes, a serious little appearance.

Tang Wen grinded his teeth, lifted a thick thigh, and put it directly on Wang Shan's waist.

Vaguely, I don't know if it was Wang Shan's imagination, she seemed to feel a terrifying source of heat, and then approached her body!

Her body only trembled: "You, you, what are you doing?" She didn't dare to move, Tang Wen had already approached. Miss Wang has never experienced it, and her cow Na, who is also an enemy and a teacher, has never taught her how to face the invasion of masculinity!

"Oh, that's a ready gesture for chatting. Tang Wen said lightly, saying the same as the truth.

Wang Shan breathed a sigh of relief: "Then what should we talk about?"

"Well, what about men's health? This is a question that needs to be taken seriously from the general level of society......" Tang Wen gushed endlessly: "Do you think women should ...... after men and women are done?"

"Stop, stop, stop!" Miss Wang, who was red-faced, hurriedly stopped: "No, no, I can't pick up this topic." Let's change the subject, change the topic......"

"yes? I'm going to criticize you. If you listen to some fairy tales about the little bad wolf and the white rabbit every day, what kind of nutrition can you have? Right?" Tang Wen is kind and seductive.

Wang Shan shook her head again and again: "No, no, it's the big bad wolf, the little white rabbit." ”

Tang Wen pouted: "This doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if it's a white rabbit or a white leg, it all needs to be maintained." Let's talk about women's health...... Let's start with the topic of how women can keep men healthy and thus healthier!"

Wang Shan's head was about to be dizzy: "What kind of women's health is this?" ”

Tang Wen's face changed: "This is not good, then I won't listen! You got me up, I can't go down now, uh, I can't sleep now! Could it be that I am deliberately entertaining me?!" his eyes were not good.

Wang Shan felt dangerous in her heart, and hurriedly smiled: "How could it be, how could it be." ”

"Oh~ yes?!Then you say, is it better for us to talk about men's health or women's health?" Tang Wen's words were full of threat, and the two of them brought their cheeks closer together. The breath is audible, and the atmosphere is tense and ambiguous.

The deer in Miss Wang's heart jumped wildly, and the speed and frequency were as if there was a wolf chasing her behind, and she panicked: "Men's health, men's health." ”

"Hehe, let's talk about men's health. After speaking, he grinned: "I'll let you feel it first." He directly grabbed Wang Shan's hand.

"No, no, no! I don't have to feel it! I know, it's very healthy, it's very healthy!" Wang Shan struggled to escape, and her body shrank on the side of the bed, about to fall. has not yet gotten rid of the control range of Tang Wen's long legs. His legs were still on Wang Shan's lap.

"Really, no?" Tang Wen's face was very serious.

"No, no. Wang Shan used her brain to change the topic, she remembered a classic scam that she had warned about, and said: "But it's always like this, I mean keep it this way, isn't it bad?"

'Huh?' Tang Wen's heart moved. He is not a reckless man or a pervert who does not understand the amorous feelings. Under normal circumstances, he is still very willing to play with his girlfriend, and he will never do it if he can cheat. He thinks he still has a temperance......

Wang Shan's words undoubtedly made him feel the 'feasibility of cheating' and the success rate is not low.

Thinking about it, he sighed: "That's right! It is said that men are animals dominated by the lower body, which is actually very sad, which represents the inheritance of genes." Men are miserable people who are dominated by genes!"

Wang Shan suddenly sighed, thinking to herself: "Can you really pull it!" but said: "So that's the case? Can't you control it?"

"Haha...... I tried to control it! Unfortunately, it never worked. ”

"Well, I think I've misunderstood. ”

"Really?" Tang Wen hesitated, but still chose the previous routine: pretending to be pitiful.

"It's not that men don't know the hardships of men, not to mention that they don't listen to commands, and it's difficult to intervene even in big and small changes, fast and slow ends...... Oops, it hurts!" Tang Wen snorted in pain and bent over.

"Is it the same as the real thing?Does he hurt or not?*** Didn't say it? Damn Cowna didn't say it either......

Wang Shan's little face changed for a while, and then cautiously probed: "Then, what should I do now?"

"Uh, this," the pain on Tang Wen's face became even stronger, but he still waved his hand: "Don't worry, I'll just endure it, you sleep first." ”

"How can that be done?" she frowned and thought hard: It seems that Tang Wen, the big pervert, is aiming at himself today. How do you get out of the way? What should I do with this bastard's eyes just now like he wants to eat people?

Suddenly, she had an idea, and remembered a comic: "That, that ......" and she was embarrassed to speak.

The shy little appearance of twisting made Tang Wen's spirit shocked, and he suddenly worked harder.

When Wang Shan heard this, she gritted her teeth and whispered: "Or, I'll go and get it for you, take, take my ** ......"

"Huh?" Tang Wen was stunned: What kind of plot is this?**, what is that? Shouldn't it mean that I will help you?"What is **?"

Wang Shanqiao's face flushed and explained.

Tang Wen suddenly felt bad: 'What the hell?!, what do I want your underwear for?'

Miss Wang noticed that the atmosphere was not right, and hurriedly increased: "The one I just wore today can also be used." ”

"You can be big! What are you kidding, what kind of mess do you watch every day?!Who am I? The two beauties in my family next door are guarding the empty boudoir alone?! Hmph, what a waste of acting skills!" Tang Wen broke out, tearing off the last bit of disguise between the two. Kneeling up, staring condescendingly at Wang Shan.

"But, but," Wang Shan was for a long time, and felt that it was indeed a bit inappropriate to use those idiots in Japanese anime to set her boyfriend. But she didn't want to be restrained, so her tone changed, and she said indignantly: "It's Nana! It's all Nana told me, saying that you like this tone the most......"

Tang Wen was unmoved, watching him let out a silver smile, and pulled the blanket casually, and the two of them were suddenly shrouded in darkness.