006 Shen Hanzhang who opened a new skill
In the end, Shen Hanzhang didn't know how she returned to the dormitory, she lay on the bed, her face was loveless.
Pay tribute to my lost brain!
"Okay, okay, what's there to cry about, a big man, what's there to cry about. The palace beauty sat on the edge of the bed, laughing and comforting him insincerely. "Anyway, it's not a day or two that you have a brain problem, everyone is used to it. ”
Shen Hanzhang turned his head to glare at her, his nasal voice heavy, "It's all up to you." ”
In fact, people are afraid of ghosts, firstly because of psychological fear, and secondly, because there are too many legends of ghosts harming people.
This is also due to the fact that the vast majority of people in the world have never seen ghosts, and all the images of ghosts come from the open mind. Now, Shen Hanzhang has changed from the majority of people to a few people who can see ghosts, only to find that in fact, there is not much difference between them and people.
For example, the person in front of him, even if he is dead, he still cares about his appearance the most, and he still dyes his red lips and applies incense powder to his face every day, and he never lets himself be in the most delicate and moving moment.
Of course, perhaps because she has been dead for too long, unrestrained and contaminated with the habits of other ghosts, the beauty has become a little vulgar.
When scolding people, there is not much difference between them and rural women.
Seeing a ghost, Shen Hanzhang was so frightened that he almost died, and when he saw the second, third, and fourth ...... It's already numb.
Especially these ghosts, they still look stupid, pointing at her and pointing at all kinds of onlookers. made Shen Han cry on the spot.
It's even more humiliating than being reprimanded by Sun's head and face.
Shen Hanzhang's angry accusation once again made the palace beauty laugh, stretched out his hand and patted her head weakly, and said happily: "Xiao Zhuangzhuang, you are really getting more and more cute." ”
Little Strong......
Shen Hanzhang was ashamed and indignant, what kind of ghost name is this? How could she shout such a shameful name.
She protested vigorously, but she didn't seem to have much right to speak, and the palace beauties still went their own way, chattering in her ear. It's also thanks to her that she chattered endlessly, and Shen Hanzhang only knew her identity.
Concubine Xia Shu, who was in the harem during the Emperor Cheng period, can be regarded as the grandmother of the little emperor with her fingers. Shen Hanzhang is young and doesn't know the secrets of the harem during the period of Emperor Cheng, but he has also heard the name of Concubine Xia Shu.
No way, she is so beautiful, so beautiful that not only Emperor Cheng likes it, but also the lords of several small countries next door. For this reason, a war was also launched, it is said that the then Emperor Cheng drove the expedition in person, and Xia Shufei followed, and the two composed a song of love on the battlefield.
The script also said that as long as Xia Shufei appeared on the battlefield, the soldiers on both sides would unconsciously put down the weapons in their hands because of her beauty.
For this reason, Shen Hanzhang just wanted to say......
The words in the book are really all lies.
Of course beauty is beautiful, but it's just that she's so beautiful, hmph! Shen Hanzhang won't admit that he is so jealous of her beauty. Especially now that he has become a dead fat man, and he has a shameful nickname.
Even in the end, Shen Hanzhang even knew that the little emperor was still wetting the bed when he was seven years old.
Shen Hanzhang: "......"
Excuse me, there is such a person in front of you who knows your black history from childhood to adulthood and still brings it out from time to time, what should you do?
Kill! Must be killed!
But what about a ghost? Then pinch your nose and admit it! At the same time, in different places, Chai Shao and Shen Hanzhang both developed deep sympathy for each other.
Chai Shao is because of Mrs. Chen, and Shen Hanzhang is because of Concubine Xia.
The so-called ginger is still old and spicy, probably that's what it means!
It was night, Shen Hanzhang sat on the bed with his laps crossed, his eyes open to fight the attack of sleepiness. Throughout the day, she listened to Concubine Xia Shu's reprimand, from the previous harem to her current situation.
Not to mention writing the holy decree, she didn't even have time to go and shush. There's no way, where is she going, where is Concubine Xia Shu, although everyone is a woman, there is nothing to be ashamed of, but I can't help her with something more now?
Is......
Shame on you!
Shen Hanzhang also realized that what is the difference between men and women? This made her open the door to a new world in an instant, and her pure life for fifteen years was gone forever.
Oops, I can't think about it.
She covered her hot face and slammed it on the bed with a "bang". This movement attracted a small stool and a small table, "Your Majesty, but it's time to rest?"
"Not really. Shen Hanzhang waved his hand, ready to send the two out again, thinking of something and hooking his hand, "What book have I been reading recently, bring it to me to take a look." ”
"Okay. The two answered, one went to hold the book, and the other turned the lamp in the hall brighter.
Shen Hanzhang took it over and drove the two out again.
A thick book, I thought it was a good way to govern the country, but I didn't expect it to be a geographical chronicle.
The little emperor probably read the book purely for a while, and he flipped through a few photos in a row, but there was no mark on it.
Shen Hanzhang sighed again, feeling extremely sad for the future of the country. She yawned and closed her eyes a little.
Books are indeed the best sleep medicine for human beings, and the ancients did not deceive me!
I didn't feel emotional, and I fell asleep.
When I open my eyes again, I will be awakened.
It's still a big bed that can sleep a dozen people, a bright yellow curtain, and a heavy body.
She exhaled softly, a little gratifying.
Make sure she woke up, the small stool and the small table led a group of palace maids and eunuchs to serve, and as soon as everyone entered the door, Shen Hanzhang exploded!
Who, which speaks in her ear?
"Oh, there is eye in the corner of the emperor's eyes!"
"I'm so sleepy, it's all cauliflower who snores again, it's really annoying. But don't yawn in front of Your Majesty, you'll be killed. ”
Twitter, different voices.
Of course, there is also a familiar voice, which I heard a lot yesterday, and belongs to the small stool, "I have to wait for this dead fat man to get up again, and I am so tired when I think about it." When will the Queen Mother transfer the faithful me away? If I stay any longer, I will become a fool if I am wise!"
Shen Hanzhang looked at the group of people who were slowly approaching, except for the small stool and small table, everyone else was holding a tray in their hands, bowing their heads slightly, describing respectfully, and with a decent posture.
And the small stool and the small table have a smile on the corner of their lips, and their eyes are sincere, especially the small stool, with a pair of eyes with three points of respect, four parts of joy and two points of love......
Shen Hanzhang suddenly laughed.
It's so much more useful than hell!
She lit the small stool, the smile on her lips grew bigger and bigger, and finally she slammed the bed directly, startling everyone at a loss.
"Hey, you kid still has two faces!"