Chapter 0363 A pair of vinegar eyes are always staring
The sword slashed at it, and nothing could be seen, however, the python in front of it was raised higher and higher, with its mouth wide open......
"Oh my God! It's weird! Can it eat people too?"
I stared at it with a pair of mysterious eyes and shouted, "Peony fairy, run!"
The water that turned into a python spit out vigorously...... The water behind him moved forward, all of which came out of his mouth, and became the same again......
Is this thing going to die?
A strange phenomenon happened! The hairy bearded man sucked violently with his mouth, and the anaconda flew into his mouth, jumping and jumping, and couldn't help but spit it out......
The hairy beard is twice as big...... Are you going to become a monster too?
I wiped my eyes hard, but they were still blurry, and I couldn't figure out what I was doing when I got bigger.
The anaconda stretched and shrank in the ground, twisted and stretched, raised its head, and turned into a ......
I was stunned!
The hairy man opened his mouth, feeling powerless, and could only enlarge his body several times......
The anaconda also opened its big mouth and sucked hard......
The hairy man was controlled, and flew in in a circle to shrink and fly......
I thought I was going to eat it in my stomach, but I didn't expect a "pop" and threw the hairy man into the water behind him......
He was stupid! He crawled out of it in a panic, his red robe turned brown, and shouted in a strange voice: "Master, I can't deal with it!"
The hairy man's body recovered, trembling and cowering behind me......
"What if my wife's evil thoughts are moved?"
The peony fairy shouted loudly: "Husband, run!"
When this was over, the anaconda's head had reached out, pointed its mouth at us, and sucked it......
Blame the Maohu people for their incompetence, otherwise, this would not have happened......
It didn't help complaining, we flew into the mouth of the anaconda in a circle......
I thought it would be the same as just now, but I didn't expect my body to be hot......
It couldn't spit it out, it boiled a pot in its body, it took some time, it evaporated the water alive, it flashed, and it disappeared......
The hairy man's robe turned red again, but he leaned against the peony fairy and did not want to move......
This old miscellaneous hair! I want to rub oil at every opportunity, doesn't she know that she has a husband by her side?
The hairy man waved his hand vigorously and explained, "Master, I am ...... I didn't have ......"
The more I argued, the more problematic I became; I glared at my eyes and shouted: "Get out! Don't look at my wife in the future; you have a stinky smell on your body, do you understand?"
The hairy beard showed a ashamed expression, and asked embarrassedly: "Master, is it okay if the body does not stink?"
He's been thinking about my wife, and this broken Taoist priest doesn't learn well at all, and he will get fishy at every turn. It seems that if you don't slap him a few times, you will never have a long memory!
The peony fairy couldn't listen to it, and snorted with her eyes: "People say no, but there is no more!
"She, she, she, she, actually stand on the other side of the other and talk; is it that she has feelings for cheating? No wonder the smell on her body is wrong, is it infected with a foul smell?"
The peony fairy was unwilling to answer, and in front of me, she took the hairy man by the hand and said, "Don't pay attention to this neurotic!
"She, she, she, she doesn't care about my feelings at all? Don't you know that men and women don't kiss each other?
The peony fairy dragged the hairy beard man tightly, turned around and threw out a sentence: "Die! Aren't you willing to be jealous? Just let you eat enough ......."
I really want to knock the peony fairy away with a fist of fire, and no one will cuckold me! This woman, since she had an affair with the flower thief, has become sour and cold; has she tasted any sweetness, why should she marry me?
Suddenly, I remembered to write a letter of resignation, and I really wanted to take out a pen and paper, write it down fiercely, and throw it to her without looking at it......
The peony fairy suddenly looked back, faced me and said, "You have the ability to write! I'm afraid that you won't be Her Royal Highness the Princess!"
"Oh my God!" she used Her Royal Highness to scare people, not to mention that everyone knows, only she has power, and I am no more than ......
Jinnima can't help it, she can't find the pen and paper, and she doesn't dare to let her see it, in case she ...... Wouldn't that be better?
The peony fairy looked like a big one, openly took the hairy man's hand, turned around and came back and asked, "Have you eaten enough vinegar?" If not, I want to kiss him!"
It's so unpleasant, it's always like that! You have to stop: "Don't say it, okay?"
The peony fairy threw out a sentence: "Then, find a place!"
My mind was at a loss, where was the place? The golden swallow had always wanted to have sex with me, but this wish never came true.
It's really hard for me! Look left and right: there are no caves, and there are no white clouds, don't you need to hide your shame? There are hairy people here, and they can't let him see them!
The peony fairy said face to face, "What are you doing with your hairy eyes? Do you still want me to teach you?"
I finally remembered, it was on the tip of my nose, shaggy blocking my vision, and I took it down and shouted, "Can you ......."
The hairy eye flicked, hung high in the air, became bigger by itself, stopped to a certain position, and the picture appeared......
I don't know how many times I searched, but I couldn't find anything that could make the couple sweet, so I could only say, "Wait a minute!"
I gritted my teeth so loudly: "This dead hairy eye never does anything at a critical moment;
The picture flashed out, and a child's voice could be heard in the distance: "Daddy, I see you! The sisters haven't been found yet, come here?"
The peony fairy looked at me in confusion and asked, "Whose child are you with?"
I disagreed, "It's not my child, it's ...... their mother."
The peony fairy stared at the fiery red eyes and howled: "Don't go over! What a mess, just after leaving for a while, a little girl came out again." ”
The voice inside couldn't wait so long, and then shouted, "Daddy, do you hear me?"
It was so hard to ride a tiger, I asked Mao Yan, "You want to help me find a way?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the peony fairy and I floated up and went straight into the hairy eyes......
I didn't see the hairy man coming, and I was very happy that I finally got rid of it......
We landed lightly beside Wanwan, but we didn't expect the scythe woman in the back to be there, and asked in a hoarse voice, "Who is the woman next to you?"
When the peony fairy saw her like that, she almost fainted with fright, and threw herself into my arms with a scream.
How can this girl with a sickle on her back not change? So ugly, she is not afraid of scaring people to death?
Wanwan also had an opinion, staring at the back of the peony fairy and shouting: "Don't lie in my father's arms, such a big woman doesn't know how to be shy at all!"
The hairy man flashed in front of me, staring closely at the scythe woman in her back with fiery eyes, and looked at it carefully for a while......
With a "swish", the sword flew out of his waist and slashed head-on......
With a "dang" sound, the sickle flew up and slammed it up.
I didn't see anyone move, but the sickle and the sword slashed desperately, slashed into the air from the head, disappeared for a long time, and flew out again......
The scythe woman in the back asked, "Who are you, why do you want to kill me?"
Maohu patted his chest and said with a big grin: "I am the one of Da Ming Dingding...... Even the deaf know me, haven't you heard of me?"
The scythe woman on the back smiled, looked at it disdainfully, and said, "No, there is no earthen bottle on her waist!"
When the Maohu people heard this, they were furious and scolded: "It's that guy who is obsessed with the sun, what is Qian Zhi, who smashed my baby!"
The scythe woman in the back smiled and said, "You are so stupid! Do you still want to take me if you lose that thing? Now is the time to employ people, either you will cooperate, or you will kill yourself, lest you stain my sickle." ”
The Maohu people were not convinced, and commanded the sword with their hands, and after 10,000 rounds of fighting, the sword shrank into the scabbard, and the dead brother-in-law did not come out.
I've never seen anything like this, a sword, and I know how tired I am, why don't you keep killing?
The scythe flew back into her hand, holding it high and shouting, "Have you thought about it?"
The hairy man didn't have any face, he looked up at me and asked, "Master, what do you think?"
"I don't know what to ask?
However, the Maohu people didn't even understand what partnership meant, so they inevitably asked, "Do you want me to be married to her?"
Wouldn't that be better? I nodded vigorously and asked, "What do you mean?"