After listening to his father's words, the eldest son couldn't close his mouth happily, and hurriedly saluted his father with a wine bowl. 2. The second son still looked indifferent, he actually knew that what his father said was the truth, and he couldn't get the favor of the third girl, but he couldn't let go of this relationship in his heart. When the eldest son saw his younger brother like this, he drank wine again and became interested for a while, so he said to his father: "Dad, I see that he is crazy about women, or you give us two times, I will take him to find a kiln sister, let him be happy and happy, and naturally he will not think about it anymore." ”

As soon as he heard this, the boss of the boat was stunned, and slammed the half-bowl of wine on the board of the boat, and the wine splashed and spilled a lot, he was a little distressed, and the anger in his heart was even hotter, pointing at the boss and saying: "You loser, you want to spend a lot of money, and you actually spend the money on women, I think you are crazy." ”

The eldest son hurriedly explained: "We are not going to the house fairy building, we are looking for a few kiln sisters at the dock in front of us, and it will only cost fifty yuan, and the person is okay, although he is a little ugly, but in the end, he is a woman, and his younger brother has never touched a woman when he is so old, let him taste it, knowing that there are other women besides the third girl, he will not be so depressed." ”

"I'm not going, you're going to go yourself. ”

The second son said in a muffled voice, and poured the wine into his stomach with a bang.

The old captain was very satisfied with his son's statement, and only said to the eldest son: "Look at your talent, you want to throw a few dollars at a woman, you see that your younger brother is better than you, and he will definitely have a future in the future." ”

The eldest son saw that the wine was almost drunk, and the blood ignited by the wine in his heart was flowing extremely happily, and he couldn't hold it anymore, so he stood up and said to his father: "Give me fifty yuan, you haven't married me a daughter-in-law yet, you can't let me suffocate to death, right?"

The boat boss really can't do anything about this son, but it's also quite pitiful, he is already in his thirties, but he has never had the money to marry him a daughter-in-law, so he always gives him some money every few months to let him go to the town to find the cheapest kiln sister to vent his anger.

The captain of the boat knew that he was also young, and knew that people of his eldest son's age were the most angry, and if he was not allowed to put out the fire, he would not work hard, and he would not be able to give him a gelding.

So he took out the money bag with some distress, counted fifty yuan to him, and finally gave him another five yuan, and said, "If you are hungry after your errands, you can buy a cake or something to fill your stomach, otherwise you will hurt yourself." ”

As soon as he saw that Qian's eldest son remembered what he could do immediately, he suddenly became excited, agreed repeatedly, quickly put the money in his pocket, jumped ashore and trotted all the way, and ran towards the dilapidated alley of the dock.

This small street is a place where coolies like him, who don't have much money, often come to find women, and the women here are the cheapest in the entire Yin State, and they can do it for a few dozen dollars.

The eldest son fell in love with a woman who was ten years older than her, and when he had money, he ran to her, and went once a month or two, and both of them were acquainted, and this woman was already in her forties, and her business was not very good, and she was sitting idly at the door with a bench. Shaking a puff fan, it was fanning loudly.

Although it is autumn now, the autumn tiger is still a little powerful, she fanned the mosquitoes, while fanning the pu fan, while slapping on the thighs and calves with her fat hands, her chubby face also slapped from time to time, the mosquitoes in this autumn are very poisonous, a bite is a big bubble, scratching the skin is more than itchy.

She smiled and looked at the passers-by, while swatting the mosquitoes, and when she saw someone who stopped to look, she got up to say hello, but it was almost late at night, but no one entered her house, and several sisters with her had already found guests, and went into the house to be happy, and from time to time there was an exaggerated laughter in the house, which made her even more upset. Just then, she saw the eldest son of the boat boss who was running briskly towards her from the end of the alley.

The eldest son kept running in front of her, but she deliberately pretended not to see it, and fanned it with a big fan, and the eldest son squatted beside her, reached out and carried it on her thigh, and said, "What's the matter?

"Do you still know that you came, I thought you forgot about the old lady? Oh, this mosquito is really annoying, pop, she patted it, and gave her eldest son a white look, but this white eye was mixed with the smell of coquettishness in it, looking at the eldest son, suddenly his eyes sparked, and he took out the twenty dollars from his pocket, all of them were stuffed into her full arms, and said: "Take it my heart and liver, go, brother, I can suffocate." ”

The woman obediently let him hold him, put one hand around his shoulder, and fanned him with the other, saying, "Look at you little conscienceless, the next time you dare to come to me for so long, I will ignore you." ”

The eldest son carried her to a clay kang in the house, on which there was only a mattress and a thin quilt, and threw her on the mat and pounced.

The mountains shook for a while.

Suddenly, the eldest son stopped moving, climbed down and said, "No, my stomach hurts, I have to go to the hut first." ”

The fat woman said angrily: "You useless thing, let's finish it first and then go." What kind of thing is this that you let the old lady not go down?"

"I, I can't hold it anymore, I'm going to pull it out, I'll be back right away. The eldest son was bare-bottomed, and he had no clothes on, or he didn't have time to put on his clothes, so he rushed out of the wooden house and ran to the latrine in the backyard.

After pulling it, he felt a little sluggish, and when he returned to the house, the fat woman was already sitting there with her knees crossed, looking at him and saying angrily, "Okay?"

The eldest son was a little embarrassed, smiled awkwardly, and said, "It's a little diarrhea, grandma's, maybe I ate the wrong meal last night." ”

"Pull your mother, don't hurry up, my mother is impatient. ”

The eldest son immediately pounced again, but when he was on the rise, he didn't expect the eldest son to turn over again and cover his stomach, shake his hand and say, "No, no, I want to go to the thatched house." ”

The fat woman was on fire, and a vicious tiger pounced, jumped down directly from the kang and hugged her eldest son, threw him on the kang, and said: "Do you still want to run away if you can't get up or down the old lady?" ”

The fat woman wanted to hurry up and take over the next one, in case other guests came again, wouldn't they miss it in vain, so this time she refused to let her eldest son leave again, and hugged him tightly around his neck.

The eldest son wanted to struggle to break free, and was reborn by her **, but his stomach hurt so badly, in a hurry, the eldest son scratched her and wanted her to let go, but the fat woman giggled and said: "The old lady is not afraid of itching, giggles"

The woman dodged and laughed, and her hand just didn't let go, when she heard a pop, and a foul smell suddenly filled the simple room.

The fat woman's movements suddenly stopped, and she looked at him suspiciously, "You won't pull on the old lady, will you?"

The eldest son smiled bitterly and said, "I really can't hold it back." ”

"your grandma!"

The woman directly kicked him off the earthen kang, sat up and looked, only to see a bubble of thin feces poured on her thighs under her lower abdomen, and even the mat was full of soup and water.

Now the eldest son knows that he has caused trouble, although these women are all sisters of the kiln, but there are still people behind them, if they don't give money or deliberately make trouble, that group of people come out to fight, but he can't bear it.

Seeing that he had caused a big disaster, he suddenly lost his **, grabbed his clothes and turned around and rushed out of the house with his bare buttocks.

Fortunately, except for a few lanterns at the corner of the street, only some light came from the windows, and it was late at night, and most of the people were sleeping, so there was no light, and it was dark everywhere. He covered his crotch with his clothes, ran away barefoot, and the ground was still dripping with thin pulled out.

The eldest son ran back to his boat at the dock, then ran to the river and washed with water, and then got dressed and went back to bed dejectedly.

His father and brother had gone to sleep in the cabin, snoring, and he had slipped into his bed to get ready for bed, but his stomach was still rumbling. cursed in his heart: "Grandma, what did you eat wrong, but you just had diarrhea at this festival and caused big trouble." ”

So he wanted to endure it, maybe just wait a while, but his stomach hurt more and more, and he couldn't bear it anymore, so he quickly lifted the quilt, ran to the stern and squatted on the boat, and as if he had opened the floodgates again, he sprayed pale yellow down with a brush.

After pulling it, he went back to the cabin and went to sleep, but he couldn't sleep long and got up again, because he couldn't help it, and he pulled it seventeen or eight times this night, and the whole person was soft.

When it was almost dawn, the boat boss heard that something was wrong, because he heard the weak and painful ** sound from the eldest son's shop, so he sat up, rubbed his swollen and aching head, and drank too much wine It was really a headache, and he looked at the eldest son and said, "What's wrong with you?"

"Stomach ache ......"

"Did you drink cold water to cool your stomach after finishing at Sister Yao's last night? I told you that you can't drink cold water after the incident, so you won't listen. ”

"No, I didn't drink cold water, I had diarrhea when I got there, I ran without doing anything, I was pulled more than ten times in one night, and my whole leg was weak......"

As soon as he said this, he couldn't help but retch a few times, and then spit it out.

Fortunately, he moved quickly, and his head tilted and spit in the water, all of which were minced meat and rice that he had eaten last night. As soon as he vomited and diarrhea, the boat boss felt that something was wrong, kicked his youngest son awake, and said, "Your brother is sick, hurry up and get some ginger soup for him to drink, maybe he has a cold." ”

The youngest son was sleeping in a daze, and even dreamed of the third girl in his dream, although he didn't do anything, but he was happy, and he was kicked up by his father, and he was really unhappy, but he heard that his brother was sick, and he really had to take care of it, so he got up and ran to the stern, and he smelled a foul smell, covered his nose and said, "Why is it so stinky." ”