Once again, Murphy's Law has been proven to be true and highly credible.

Li Fanyu was ravaged by Cheng Ke, who was dressed as a princess cosplay, all morning, and went out at seven o'clock and arrived at the door of Disney at half past seven.

At this point, he saw a long dragon with a barely visible head.

"Damn, there are too many people here?!" Seeing this shocking scene, Li Fanyu silently dogged eight hundred times in his heart, and he didn't forget to complain.

According to Cheng Ke's meaning, the two of them were going to play in Disney for two days, so they simply brought their things together and stayed at the Disneyland Hotel. Originally, the two of them did not book in advance, so they had to come as soon as possible for such an arrangement. But a guy with a big heart actually blatantly violently committed it early in the morning, so that the time that was already abundant became stretched. So much so that I had to carry things to arrange the tickets first.

Squinting at Cheng Ke, Li Fanyu scolded in a low voice: "Female hooligan." ”

At this time, although Cheng Ke had already rearranged his makeup, he didn't have the glamorous princess style in the morning.

It's not that it's not beautiful, but the waist can't be straightened.

Although she looked at the distant Disney gate with a happy face, Xiao Nizi was holding Xiao Man's waist at this time, and her body was leaning on Li Fanyu's body at a strange angle.

Hearing Li Fanyu's low muttering, Cheng Ke looked around in a panic, and then angrily pinched a guy who was too capable in some aspects: "You are a hooligan! ”

She rubbed her waist and eyes in pain, but probably realizing that such a gesture should not have been done by the princess, she tried to stand up straight, and stroked the shiny little crown on her hair.

In front of her, a little girl timidly turned her head to star. He stared at it for a long time, and then he came over and asked in very inaccurate English, "Are you a princess?"

"Oh?

was mistaken for a princess by a little girl, Cheng Ke couldn't be happier, and laughed out of Peppa Pig's voice.

Li Fanyu rolled his eyes, "Stinky fart." ”

Cheng Ke didn't care about teaching the guy who splashed his cold water, and when the little girl in front of him asked, he immediately forgot about the pain in his waist, tried to stand up straight, and made a ladylike demeanor.

"That's right, sweetheart, I'm a princess out of a fairy tale. ”

Cheng Ke's language talent is quite good, and he is proficient in six languages, of which the English level is definitely at the level of fake and real. She replied with a smile in that very awkward, old-fashioned English pronunciation.

"Ma Ma Ma, it's really a princess, she's really a princess!" The little girl obviously came to Disney for the first time, and when she heard Cheng Ke's sweet voice and temperament hesitating to move out of the movie, she immediately screamed, holding her mother's hand and shouting excitedly.

Looking at Cheng Ke's satisfied smile, Li Fanyu couldn't help but be happy.

In his daily life, he envies two kinds of people. One is Mama Li, who doesn't care about anything, and can live a very frank life in poverty and wealth. The other is someone who can maintain a childlike innocence no matter how old they are.

Obviously, Cheng Ke is the second type. And her childlike innocence is maintained relatively thoroughly, so innocent that she is almost mentally retarded - even if she is used to describe her heartlessly, it is a word that has been succumbed.

The little girl's scream immediately attracted the attention of the people around her, looking at Cheng Ke, who seemed to have come out of the myth, the tourists took out their mobile phones to take pictures. Some of the children around also ran over, and the princess screamed.

This gave Cheng Ke's vanity quite satisfied.

But as the saying goes, happiness begets sorrow.

Just after filming for almost an hour, when he arrived at the door, Cheng Ke's height was dressed and he was a moth.

"I'm sorry Miss, but you can't enter the park with this outfit. A female staff member stopped Cheng Ke and said very officially.

Cheng Ke was shocked: "Why?"

"This is the rule in the park. Adults over the age of 16 are not allowed to wear coplay costumes to enter the park. It's clear that you're over the age limit. ”

Cheng Ke was stunned for a moment, looked at the long dress and dress he had carefully prepared for a morning, and pursed his mouth.

This time I came to Disney, in fact, to fulfill a childhood dream, and now I learned that I was not allowed to enter the park in princess clothes, Cheng Ke felt deeply aggrieved.

Li Fanyu frowned and said, "It's not a cosplay, right? She didn't dress up as a specific princess." I just wore a vintage evening dress and some accessories. ”

"I'm sorry sir, but that's not going to work. The answer was very decisive, although the staff did not show impatience, but pointed to the long queue behind him, "You have two choices, one is to change your clothes and take off your jewelry." The second is a refund. Please make your choice as soon as possible and do not delay the following tourists. ”

Cheng Ke looked at Li Fanyu aggrievedly, and his mood instantly fell. After thinking about it, he couldn't help but say bitterly: "Brother Fan, you wait for me here for a while, I'll go find a changing room......"

Looking at Cheng Ke's gloomy little face, Li Fanyu's brows furrowed even tighter.

After a while, Cheng Ke changed his clothes, although his makeup was not removed, but the accessories were clean.

This time there was no problem, but after entering the amusement park, Li Fanyu found that Xiao Nizi's mood was not so high.

That is, Li Fanyu grimaced, and Xiao Nizi just smiled faintly - very reluctantly.

"Brother Fan, I'm twenty-six years old. ”

Before arriving at the ancient castle, Cheng Ke suddenly looked up and said.

Li Fan was stunned, "What's wrong with being twenty-six years old? I'm still twenty-seven." ”

"Men and women are different, men are at their best when they are thirty, but women are old after thirty. The last time I wanted to dress up as a princess to Disney was like yesterday. ”

Li Fanyu didn't know which string Cheng Ke was wrong, and comforted: "Are you still angry about not being able to pretend to be a princess?"

Cheng Keqiang smiled and shook her head, she is not a person who can hide her emotions very well.

"Actually, I just want to be with my favorite person, to imagine myself as a princess, a prince, and forget everything in my dreams. ”

Seeing this scene, Li Fanyu took a deep breath. didn't explain, pulled Cheng Ke and walked against the crowd towards the exit.

"Hey, Brother Fan, what are you going to do?" Cheng Ke was dragged by Li Fan like a kite flying close to the ground, and hurriedly asked.

Li Fanyu's steps were fast, relying on his own strength to squeeze out a passage in the crowd.

Hearing Cheng Ke's constant anger and inquiries behind him, he said in a deep voice: "Today is today, I still have to let you stay here like a princess for two days!"