Chapter 1: The Crossing of Shit

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"Shit like a world!" Li Qingming cursed.

Li Qingming, as his name suggests, was born in Qingming and has such a simple and clear name. Sometimes Li Qingming also wonders, if he was born in Chongyang, would he be called Li Chongyang? To be honest, Li Qingming doesn't like his name too much, because it is too ordinary, too ordinary, and he feels that his parents are too casual to name him.

Of course, Li Qingming is also very lucky, there is no dog egg festival, otherwise his name would be really fucked. But what Li Qingming didn't expect was that one day in the future, this name would really not be so ordinary.

The name looks ordinary, and this person has nothing to boast about, a mortal one, belonging to the kind that will not bubble if thrown in the crowd.

But Li Qingming didn't expect that just such an ordinary person as himself would one day cross over. After a drunken experience, he actually crossed over like this.

When he woke up, he came to a parallel world similar to Earth. Here, it's no different from Earth. The only difference is that he is alone in this world.

Originally, Li Qingming thought that his awesome life was about to start rising, and it was written like this in those novels: After crossing over, he was either born in a wealthy family, and he was born directly to the end of his life.

Or some people are born poor, but they are talented, they are better than others in everything they do, surpassing all living beings step by step, and standing at the top of the world.

Or maybe a whole person like him can cross over and pick up treasures casually, or with the help of some little old man's 10,000-year-old ghost.

In short, life is better than people!!

However, he didn't. It seems that except for the crossing, he is still the same as usual. No, it's even worse.

On this glowing star, he has no money for food, no money for accommodation, and no one wants to work because he doesn't have an ID card, and even once he was checked by the local police station, and he almost thought he was going to be repatriated. Of course, if he can be sent back to Earth. Now that he has been here for a week, not to mention his steady progress, he has a big counterattack in this different world, and now he doesn't even have a place to stay.

I haven't taken a shower in a week, I haven't eaten a meal in a week. He couldn't give up his face to beg along the streets, nor did he have the courage to rob, he completely relied on tap water from various places to feed his hunger, and every day this large amount of tap water poured down, and his whole body collapsed.

Li Qingming suspected that in a few days, he would probably become the first person to starve to death after crossing over.

Now who wants to say anything in front of him, he has to pump him with a big mouth. Of course, if he still has the strength.

What should I do? What should I do? I can't go back this time, I can't really starve to death! A pair of green eyes swept around the street, and everyone frowned, covering their noses, and walked around it far away.

Damn! Li Qingming scolded in his heart. I don't know if I'm scolding these passers-by who hate him, or myself.

It was slowly getting dark.

I don't know where I went, and there was a very strong fragrance all around. In the past few days, Li Qingming has tried to avoid this kind of place with dense restaurants, just because he is afraid that he will be hungry when he smells the fragrance. Although in this world, it seems that there is no food.

"Goo~~~" A loud sound came out of Li Qingming's stomach.

It was a serious protest from the stomach that had not eaten anything for nearly a week, under the huge scent.

Li Qingming smiled bitterly and wanted to leave. But this man was hungry to the limit, and his brain wanted to walk, but his legs couldn't move.

It smells so good! Li Qingming swallowed desperately. At this moment, what came to his mind was the scene of eating the overlord meal, no matter what the result of eating the overlord meal would be, he would eat first and then talk about it!

It only took a few moments before it stopped. Li Qingming, Li Qingming, his name is so ordinary, how did he do such a brazen thing.

There may be many reasons to support eating a bully meal now, but it will be developed in the future, and it will be repaid tenfold or a hundred times, and it will be a good name at that time.

The so-called heroes do not ask where they come from. In the end, if you succeed, then everything before that, it doesn't matter. History is always written by the victors.

But he is Li Qingming, an ordinary person, so naturally he can't do such a brazen thing. Although there are all kinds of desires and reasons in his heart, the last bit of reserve in his heart, or the backbone of the poor, makes him unable to do such a thing.

Standing here, I don't know how long.

When the surrounding life gradually changed from boiling to silent, only some sounds of sweeping and closing, a simple voice sounded.

"Little brother, are you hungry, come, my business is not good tonight, there is still a lot left, you can eat!" A middle-aged man sweating profusely, wearing a vest, oil-stained beach pants, and flip-flops, appeared in front of Li Qingming with a plate full of rice, chips, and fried chicken.

Li Qingming was stunned for a while, and it took a while to come back to his senses, look around, and then point to himself.

"Little brother, eat, you must be hungry after standing for a long time, eat!" The uncle handed the plate to Li Qingming with a simple smile.

Li Qingming instinctively took it, looked at the plate full of temptation in front of him, and choked in his throat.

"Little brother, you eat first. I've got something to do, so I'm going to clean up first. The uncle turned, limped one foot, and staggered away.

Li Qingming looked at the back of his uncle's departure, his heart was filled with gratitude that could not be described in a thousand words, and with tears in his eyes, he devoured this plate full of rice, fried chicken, and French fries.

This meal is probably the most satisfying meal he has ever eaten in his life. It's unpalatable to death, but it's still satisfying. This person only knows how to cherish when he loses.

After a full meal, with a long hiccup of satisfaction, Li Qingming found the middle-aged uncle who gave him a 'favor meal' among the many food stalls.

"Uncle, thank you!" Li Qingming looked grateful.

"Little brother, I'm done eating, I'm thirsty, there's still soda over there. Uncle is still busy, so I won't entertain you!" The middle-aged uncle raised his head, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and smiled.

Li Qingming saw that the surroundings were dirty, and then saw the uncle's lame foot, and immediately rushed to take the broom from the uncle's hand.

"Uncle, I'll come!" Li Qingming was full and strong, and cleaned up quickly.

"Hey, little brother, I can't help it, I can't help it. Isn't it just a meal, I can't help it!" The uncle was anxious and wanted to snatch the broom, but after all, he was old and his legs and feet were inconvenient, so he was pushed to the chair and sat down by Li Qingming after a few clicks.

"Uncle, I haven't eaten for almost a week, and your meal today is life-saving. Let me repay you. Li Qingming chatted while cleaning.

When he had just eaten, Li Qingming's mind also turned. I don't know anyone well, and I don't have an identity. Even if you are full for this meal, what about the next meal? Where will you go? You can't expect a kind uncle to give you a meal at every meal.

Therefore, Li Qingming pondered that he would work here first, so that he could settle down, and then find a way later.

The uncle looked at Li Qingming's cleaning figure, his face was sad, his lips squirmed a few times, but he didn't speak.

Although Li Qingming was sweeping the floor, he was also observing the uncle. Although others are ordinary, they are not stupid. I also have to look at the words, and after thinking about it secretly, I can roughly understand what the uncle is worried about.

"Uncle, let me tell you something, you see, can you do this, I don't want money to work for you, you just need to care about my three meals a day and a place to stay?" Li Qingming said his plan, and at the beginning he said the condition that he didn't want money.

He tried hard to recall the previous scene, and it seemed that the uncle's business was not good, and he probably couldn't afford to hire anyone. If you want to say that you want to be a helper and give money, the uncle will definitely not do it.

So don't want money, do it for nothing, just eat for me, give me a place to stay, Li Qingming thinks that this kind uncle should agree.

"Ahh

Li Qingming saw it and knew that there was a play, and the iron became hot.

"Uncle, I have no one in my house, I was going to go out to learn to do some business, but I was scammed, and in the end I didn't leave anything, and I was kicked out. If it weren't for my uncle helping me today, I would have starved to death. Uncle, you should do a good deed and take me in. Li Qingming even coaxed and deceived.

"This..."The kind uncle shirked it for a while, and after a struggle, he finally agreed with a face full of shame, "Little brother, my business is really bad, I really can't afford to hire anyone, but the uncle promises that as long as you make money, you will definitely be paid!"

Hearing this, Li Qingming's heart finally fell.

I won't starve to death in this other world after all. Otherwise, if this is known, it must be laughed to death.

Of course, Li Qingming will not really be satisfied with the status quo. Living on the streets these days, he is not completely without gains.

"Uncle, why is this food all this fried chicken, French fries, white rice, etc. Isn't there any other food?" asked Li Qingming tentatively.

These days on the street, all restaurants, restaurants, even some high-end clubs, see the same food, but the color and appearance are different. But it's all the same in essence.

This food is too monotonous, and it doesn't fit in with the world. This made Li Qingming have such a thought in his heart.

"Other food? You mean dark food? Little brother, dark food doesn't taste good. The best thing to eat is this fried chicken and fries!" The middle-aged uncle wiped his sweat and said, "Don't hide it from my little brother, my business is not good, and I also tried to think about some dark dishes to attract customers, but I didn't succeed, I failed." Over the past few hundred years, countless people have tried, but no one has ever succeeded. Dark cuisine, only those who are really tired of eating crooked, will try it once in a while. But if you try it once, you'll never eat a second meal. ”

Oh my God! there's really only one kind of food. It's also so weird. The world is as modern as the earth, but there are only fried chicken and French fries, which are the most unpalatable foods. Thinking of those brain-dead fans in society, because some Korean dramas are brain-burning, brain-dead people think that chicken and fries are the best food, these people are simply brain-dead plus level 3. If you have the ability, you come here to eat for a month, no, three days, and fry chicken and fries every day, which can make you want to vomit.

This is simply incredible! But this is good, this is good! Li Qingming was ecstatic in his heart, and the names of the dishes came to mind: mapo tofu, kung pao chicken, sauce-flavored pig's trotters, fried mutton with green onions... One dish after another, the greedy Li Qingming drooled.

Damn! Just this group of leopards in this world, they can make a few dishes by themselves, and they won't let them bite off their tongues until they are hungry!

Hehe! I, Li Qingming, have finally come to work! It turns out that there is such a big surprise waiting for me in this world!

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