Chapter 284: Gambling (2 more)
There are many ways to gamble, such as poker, mahjong, dice, pai gow, and so on......
But the bet between Yin Shizhou and Jiang Feng naturally made it impossible to bet on these things, so troublesome.
Yin Shizhou glanced around the waiting room, and finally fixed his gaze on the clerk of a convenience store in front of him. The clerk was a woman, nibbling on a bag of melon seeds.
"Let's bet on the female clerk......"
"The bra is black, it looks like Triumph's suit, so the inner should be black as well. As for the model number, it is B from this point of view, but excluding the error caused by the distance, it should be C. ”
After Jiang Feng finished talking, he looked at Yin Shizhou again and found that if it was in a cartoon, three black lines would inevitably appear on his forehead.
Yin Shizhou said speechlessly: "What I want to bet on is that we will now talk about whether the melon seeds in the female clerk's hand are single or double." You...... You seem to be overthinking. ”
"Uh. In fact, I also mean to bet on whether the melon seeds in the female clerk's hand are single or double, and the reason why I just said that is actually afraid that you will bet on those boring things. ”
Yin Shizhou: "............"
"Okay, okay, let's not talk about these things. I bet that the melon seeds in her hand are single, what are you betting on?"
Yin Shizhou's right thumb pinched quickly on the knuckles, and finally shrugged: "Then I'll bet on both." ”
"Okay, then let's go to the female clerk and ask for the bag of melon seeds, pour it out and count it. ”
"Okay. ”
Yin Shizhou got up and walked towards the convenience store with Jiang Feng.
Although both of them are warlocks, there are various ways to figure out how many melon seeds are in the bag of melon seeds. But it should be clear that before the two of them asked the clerk for melon seeds, the clerk had been eating melon seeds. In the end, how many melon seeds will be left in the packaging bag of melon seeds depends on how many melon seeds the clerk eats during the time when he asked the clerk to pass the package of melon seeds.
When the two of them came to the door of the convenience store, Jiang Feng pushed Yin Shizhou.
"You're handsome, I'm the stupidest. Go and tell her. ”
Yin Shizhou nodded, thinking about how to talk to the female clerk who was looking down at the e-book with her mobile phone.
He thought for a moment and asked, "Beauty, what about reading?"
"Pick up whatever you want, don't bother me. The female clerk didn't raise her head, and said impatiently.
"I also like to read, can you tell me what kind of book you read?"
Maybe many people will be strange, bet on it, why did Yin Shizhou talk nonsense to this female clerk. But Jiang Feng, who was standing not far from Yin Shizhou, scolded secretly: "Cunning bastard." ”
Because during the period when Yin Shizhou was talking to the female clerk, the female clerk continued to eat melon seeds. The single and double results of the melon seeds are still changing.
"I'm looking at the best bodyguard, and tonight I wrote it by a tiger. ”
"Oh. It turned out to be a book about fighting tigers again tonight. I like it too, what kind of software are you using? ”
"Sometimes I use UC, sometimes I use Du Niang stickers, and sometimes I use Shenma to chase books. Anyway, where the typesetting is better, I will use whichever software. ”
As soon as the female clerk finished saying this, she subconsciously reached out and took a melon seed in the bag of melon seeds.
After Yin Shizhou saw her put the melon seed in her mouth, she immediately slapped the table hard.
"Bastard!"
The female clerk was startled and quickly looked up at Yin Shizhou.
Yin Shizhou pointed to the female clerk and said righteously: "Don't you know that the only genuine release of this book is only on the Chinese Net? What UC do you use, what kind of Du Niang sticker, it is all free pirated! You do this, how can you be worthy of the author racking his brains to think about the plot and painstakingly typing out so many words with two-finger Zen?
If everybody looks at piracy like you do, then who else in the world will write a novel for you to read? You're too much, I look down on you! I also read this novel, and I read the original version. A thousand words are only three cents, and a million words are only thirty yuan. With the update speed of the tiger's waste wood, thirty yuan is enough for you to watch it for half a year. You can't bear it?"
The female clerk was stunned by Yin Shizhou's inexplicable lesson, she looked at Yin Shizhou with a frightened face, and subconsciously nodded: "I...... I was wrong. I'm going to make up the subscription for Tiger right away, and I swear I'll make it up. If I hadn't made it up, I would have given birth to a son without a penis, and a daughter with long chest hair. ”
"Hmm. That's pretty much it. Yin Shizhou nodded with satisfaction, then grabbed the remaining bag of melon seeds on the female clerk's table, and said to her viciously: "You are not allowed to eat this bag of melon seeds anymore, it can be regarded as a punishment for you to watch piracy." ”
"Yes, yes...... Don't eat, don't eat. ”
Yin Shizhou walked out of the convenience store with the bag of melon seeds proudly, and Jiang Feng, who was standing outside the convenience store, gave him a thumbs up.
The two returned to where they had sat before, Yin Shizhou's bag of melon seeds was poured out, and the two began to put their heads together...... Count the melon seeds!
"Fifty-five, fifty-six, fifty-seven, fifty-eight. ”
After counting the last melon seeds, Yin Shizhou also shook the bag of the melon seeds to confirm that there was no more melon seeds in it. He smiled and said to Jiang Feng: "I'm sorry, there are fifty-eight melon seeds in total, it's an even number, you lost." ”
Yin Shizhou hooked his fingers, "Come, give me the things." ”
"I actually let you win, well, I'm willing to bet on losing. Jiang Feng took out the piece of jade containing the aura jade liquid from the satchel he was carrying.
Yin Shizhou didn't expect Jiang Feng to admit defeat so simply, and couldn't help but say in excitement: "Don't worry, even if you lose to me in the bet, I will still pay for this piece of jade." And, I promise to give you a sky-high price that you won't expect. ”
However, just as Jiang Feng was about to put the jade into Yin Shizhou's palm, Jiang Feng suddenly pointed to the melon seed shell on the ground and asked Yin Shizhou.
"By the way, big brother, I want to ask you, is this melon seed shell considered melon seeds?"
"Of course not, melon seeds are only counted as those in the shell. ”
"Oh?"
Jiang Feng spread out from the chair, picked up a melon seed from the pile of melon seeds that he had counted just now, and handed it to Yin Shizhou.
"Then it can't be counted. ”
"Huh?"
The moment Yin Shizhou took the melon seeds, his whole face suddenly changed. Because the weight of the melon seeds has already told him that there is no kernel in it.
Jiang Feng also peeled off the melon seed shell very intimately and carefully placed it in the palm of Yin Shizhou's hand.
Inside...... Sure enough, there is no Ren'er!
Yin Shizhou threw away the melon seed shell, and then checked each melon seed one by one. He really wanted to find another unkernel melon seed, but unfortunately it backfired in the end.
There is nothing more tragic in life than to achieve what you want, but it comes to naught at the last moment.
And what is even more tragic than this is that even if it comes to naught, it will be a big one.
Jiang Feng's face was full of smiles, and he seemed to be unable to hide the joy in his heart. He rubbed his hands and looked at Yin Shizhou: "Big brother, it seems to be ...... Looks like you're losing. ”
Yin Shizhou took out his purple jade compass from his pocket, which he had taken back after nine deaths. And he has been nourishing with Yuan Li for more than five years, and he is almost connected with this purple jade compass spirit rhino. If he wants to give this thing to someone now, how willing will he be.
Yin Shizhou looked at Jiang Feng with some embarrassment, "Brother, this thing is very important to me. Why don't I give you the money, and don't take this thing from me?"
"Oops, big brother. I thought I had lost just now, and I didn't hesitate to give you my heirloom. Manly man, you won't have to lick the saliva you spit out. ”
"I ......"
Yin Shizhou looked embarrassed, and his face was almost full of the words "reluctant".
Jiang Feng directly reached out and took the purple jade compass from Yin Shizhou's hand, and said with a smile: "Oops, it's okay." What treasures do you have that you can continue to gamble on? I'm all accompanied, anyway, there is a bet not to lose. ”
When Yin Shizhou heard this, he directly rolled up the sleeve of his right hand.
I saw a brass wrist cuff on the wrist of his right hand, and a brass dagger was placed on the bottom of the wrist cuff.
The wrist cover and dagger were all engraved with runes, and when he saw this thing, Jiang Feng's pupils shrank, and he said secretly: "It's another set of magic weapons." ”
Yin Shizhou's right hand shook, and the brass dagger popped out and fell under his palm. Then he flicked his right hand, and the brass dagger immediately bounced out.
Finally he retracted his right hand, and the brass dagger flew back and reinserted it into the bracket of his right wrist.
Jiang Feng seemed to be stunned, he pointed to the brass wrist guff on Yin Shizhou's wrist and said, "Good girl, this thing is used by immortals." ”
Yin Shizhou: "This is a set of magic weapons, which is very precious and rare. If you want, we'll bet again. I'll gamble this on the piece of jade in your hand, as well as my purple jade compass. ”
"You're going to bet me on two things with one thing, and I'm not going to suffer a loss?"
"How can you suffer, this offensive magic weapon is really rare. Do you bet or not? ”
"Alas...... Forget it, just let me teach you this friend. Bet, I bet. Or do you say, how do we bet. ”
"We bet ......"
Yin Shizhou began to think carefully.
This time he made a bet that he could only win and not lose.
Therefore, like betting on odds and evens, Yin Shizhou will never gamble again.
Just as Yin Shizhou was hesitating, suddenly two little boys ran to a beautiful young woman not far away. A little boy said to his mother with a smug face, "Mommy, Mommy." My brother lost to me. We just had a longer toilet than someone's tintin, and my brother's was shorter than mine!"
When the beautiful young woman heard this, her face immediately flushed.
At this time, Yin Shizhou also looked at Jiang Feng and seemed to have made up his mind.
Jiang Feng suddenly showed a shocked expression on his face, and he seemed to have guessed what Yin Shizhou was looking for himself.