Chapter 1320 Fortune Telling_I
Chapter 1320 Fortune Telling_I
Mu Fei and Night Bee gave the little Taoist priest named Liu Mang a fat beating.
Now, that guy is finally honest and doesn't dare to 'get stuck'.
"Hey, you've beaten enough, can you let me go?" asked Liu Mang, who was flattened and had a blue nose and swollen face.
"Hmph, I'll let you go this time......"
Mu Fei was out of breath and in a good mood, he waved his hand, "You can go." ”
That Liu Mang stood up and walked out with an unwilling face - as he walked, he looked at the night bee and Xu Xiaomeng from time to time.
Seeing this scene, Mu Fei was helpless - the feeling that this guy was unwilling to be beaten was not to be beaten, but also to not give these two beauties their lives.
And just like that, he walked to the door.
And just as he was about to go out, he finally couldn't hold back, and walked back with two quick steps.
"Huh!"
I saw him take out something from his arms and hold it up in front of Mu Fei, "As long as you let me help your sister calculate her fate, I will give this to you." ”
"Huh?"
Hearing this, Mu Fei couldn't help but look at the thing he was holding.
It's okay not to look at it, but when he saw it, Mu Fei suddenly wanted to beat people up again - what he was holding was a small jade brand.
This brand is really ...... It's so simple, it's just a green stone shard the size of a beer bottle cap with a strange symbol drawn on it. There is also a small hole with a red rope through it.
It is no exaggeration to say that the 'brand jade jewelry' that is processed on the street for five yuan a piece is a hundred times better than his thing.
"Ni Mei, do you think I don't know what you think? You are a 'drunkard's intention is not to drink', fortune-telling is fake, and it is true to get close to the night bee and Xiaomeng!" 'Besides, you use this thing in exchange for a chance to tell Xiaomeng's fortune?'Fake oil, is my sister so 'worthless'?' Mu Fei couldn't help but be annoyed, and kicked Liu Mang's ass, "Get out, get out of Lao Tzu!"
"Hey, don't do it, don't do it, why are you so rude! Ouch, why are you doing it again?" Liu Mang shouted while blocking Mu Fei's fist.
At this time, he seemed to realize something, and hurriedly explained, "Hey, Poor Dao just saw that your sister's life was very peculiar, so he couldn't help but want to study it." Poor Dao didn't mean to take advantage of her......"
"Huh?"
Hearing this, the anger in Mu Fei's heart suddenly disappeared a lot, and he stopped his fist, "What you said is true?"
"Of course it's true!"
Liu Mang stood up straight, pointed to the sky with three fingers, and said in a serious way, "Poor Dao can swear to the sky." Haven't you heard that monks don't speak? ”
"Ni Mei, the first sentence is okay, and the latter sentence is usually said by monks, right? Are you a Taoist priest? Can you have a little professionalism?" Mu Fei complained in his heart.
"Moreover, what Poor Dao likes is the Royal Sister, and a little Lori like your sister is not within the hunting range of Poor Dao. Liu Mang added another sentence and glanced at the night bee.
"Boom!"
Mu Fei raised his leg with a kick, almost kicking him to a, "If you dare to be so daring, I will really kick you out." ”
For this dead Taoist priest, Mu Fei was helpless, this guy was really too serious. Liu Mang...... Hooligans, people are as their name suggests...... This is really a rogue Taoist.
"Then what kind of thing are you?" Mu Fei took the broken jade card in his hand and asked as he looked at it.
"Hmph, this is the 'auspicious and evil avoidance talisman' made by the poor road, as for the effect...... As the name suggests, it is to seek good fortune and avoid evil......" Speaking of this, Liu Mang showed a smug look on his face.
And Mu Fei and Night Bee looked at him with drooping eyelids, looking like charlatans.
"Hey, what kind of eyes are you guys talking about?
Liu Mang felt that his dignity was being questioned, his face turned red, and he showed an annoyed look, "Poor Dao is not a liar, and this 'auspicious charm to avoid evil' is definitely true and effective." ”
"As long as you bring this talisman to your body, when the wearer may encounter great danger, this jade talisman will break, which will serve as a warning. ”
"The principle of making this jade talisman is that what happens to a person is closely related to his own luck, and luck is prosperous, and there is a golden auspicious light around the person. Bad luck will lead to a weak spirit, and the person's surroundings, especially on the face, will be shrouded in a black mist. The same is true of the so-called 'Yintang blackening'......"
"Smack!"
Speaking of this, he snatched the jade plate in Mu Fei's hand and pointed to the red sigil on it, "This sigil is on the chest...... Oh, no, it's a bad omen, but it's quite sensitive. If the wearer's fierce aura is excessive, it will work and shatter the jade pendant. This means that the wearer should be careful, he is likely to be unlucky......"
"This is the principle of the auspicious charm to avoid evil, do you understand, do you understand?" Liu Mang looked unhappy and asked a few people.
"Uh-huh-hmm......"
Xu Xiaomeng nodded again and again with a smile, and tilted her little head again, "I don't understand!"
......At that moment, Liu Mang had the urge to vomit blood, "Ni Mei, don't you know what you are nodding?" and Mu Fei and Night Bee glanced at each other and thought in unison, "This guy is talking about the Tao, does he really have two hits?" "You really know how to tell fortunes?" Mu Fei asked.
"That's a must, I don't believe you call Xiaobai now. Liu Mang waved his hand and said with a grin.
Night Bee glanced at Mu Fei, seemed to think for a while, and said to Liu Mang, "Then you can calculate it for me first......
"Okay, beauty, do you look at palmistry or foot-looking? Actually, Poor Dao is still good at looking at foot-looking, can you give your jade feet ......?"
As Liu Mang was talking, he saw Mu Fei raise his hand and take the fruit knife on the coffee table and pick it up.
"Ahem, well, in fact, what Poor Dao is best at is still looking at faces. Female donor, you don't have to move, just let Poor Dao see your face......" Liu Mang said seriously.
"Uh-huh, uh-huh......"
Liu Mang nodded from time to time while watching.
After a moment, he said, "Female benefactor, you are poor. Your eyebrows are very charming, and your face is feminine, and you speculate that you should be born when the sun is cloudy. You have thin ears above and full below, which is a blessing, you should have lived a very difficult life when you were young, and as you get older, your life will slowly get better......"
"And, you're ...... At the age of twenty-five, a big decision was made. You feel that this decision is extremely important to your life, and you have only been more and more satisfied with your life since then......"
"As for you now...... Well, you're generally very happy with your current life. But you have a very important thing on your mind......"
"Uh-huh......"
After saying this, Liu Mang stroked his beard - although he didn't have a beard, he nodded again, "Female donor, what Poor Dao said is right?"
Hearing this, Mu Fei and Night Bee were stunned.
In fact, Mu Fei was okay, the most surprised was the night bee, because what Liu Mang said was completely correct.
"Hey, Hey, ......"
Mu Fei secretly hit the night bee twice, and muttered in a low voice, "This guy ...... That's too accurate, isn't it? Isn't it possible that you've colluded beforehand?"
When the night bee heard this, his face turned angry.
She didn't answer, but she stretched out her hand, grabbed the flesh on Mu Fei's waist, and twisted it again.
"Whew! it hurts. ”
Mu Fei took a painful breath of cold air - this guy is becoming more and more unkind to himself.
"That'...... You can help me do the math, my heart...... That is, can my wish be fulfilled?" asked the Night Bee again.
"Hehe, this beauty benefactor, I don't know what your wish is, and naturally I can't help you calculate whether you can realize it. However, if you don't mind, you can tell Poor Dao about your birthday, and Poor Dao can help you calculate your recent fortunes......" Liu Mang said with a smile.
Hearing this, Night Bee's expression darkened - she had been alone since she could remember, and where was her birthday?
"Well, in fact, you don't need to be too specific, as long as you know Lu Dao's birthday......" Liu Mang also realized that he had said the wrong thing, and hurriedly added another sentence.
Night Bee then told him about his birthday.
"Uh-huh......"
Liu Mang pinched his fingers and calculated, and after a while, a lewd smile appeared on his face, "This beautiful benefactor, pinch your fingers and count, you will have two happy ...... in the near future."
"The first joy is the reunion of old friends. The second joy is that your marriage and love will go a long way. Hehe, congratulations. ”
"Old friends reunited...... Reuniting old friends?"
The night bee pondered in his heart, could it be ...... Is it that I can reunite with my sister?
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but feel her heart beating slightly faster, and her face was happy. Clearly, she was very happy with the result.
She rarely showed a sincere smile to outsiders, "This Dao Chief, Xie Lu thanked you." ”
"Hehe, no, no, no......"
Liu Mang waved his hand again and again, and after speaking, he looked at Xu Xiaomeng and then at Mu Fei.
That means, obviously, 'Look, the poor way is very accurate, and you still don't believe it, and you still don't want me to show your sister the calculation.' Mu Fei naturally understood what he meant, "Come on, come on, you count it for me first." ”
Mu Fei pointed to his big face, "If you calculate accurately, I'll let you calculate for Xiaomeng." ”
Liu Mang twisted his eyebrows and said without thinking, "Poor Dao doesn't tell fortunes to men." ”
The flesh on Mu Fei's face twitched slightly, and he clenched his fists.
"Ahem, of course, that's just for outsiders. Xiaobai is my friend, you are his friend, so we are also friends? Since we are all our own people, it is naturally not impossible to calculate it......" Liu Mang hurriedly changed his words again.
After speaking, he touched his chin and stared at Mu Fei's face.
At this time, Mu Fei knew that he didn't want to show men why he didn't want to look at men - the two men looked at each other face to face, which was really disgusting.
"Hmm, when is your birthday?" Liu Mang looked at for a while and asked again.
Mu Fei also told him, he pinched his fingers and calculated, and explained, "You are a wood life, a burning wood......
"The fate of a person of your kind is similar to the fate of that beautiful benefactor, both of whom are young and declining. You may not have many big difficulties, but there are many small twists and turns. This goes on until you are about twenty years old, and you will be blessed with a small misfortune and a noble person will appear. Since then, fortune has become prosperous, career starts, and life is on the right track......"
Hearing this, Mu Fei was surprised again.
To know the Dao, Xu Xiaomeng's matter and the entire world are only two people who know the Dao, one is himself, and the other is Xia Xue.
Although this rogue Taoist priest looks very improper, he can actually calculate this, which means that this guy has real skills......