Chapter 269: The God of Bananas
Under Miss Loria's relentless attack, the female elf was beaten out of a lot of water.
In order to make sure that the oil path was clear, Miss Loria continued to fight for a while until the female elf was no longer out of the water.
She flipped the face-down half-fruit elf over again, thinking to herself that it was time to restart the engine.
"If you save it, you will have one more mouth to eat. Elie Meow looked upset, "She's going to eat all the leaves." ”
"What do you think of the Night Elves, they don't eat leaves...... Probably. ”
Loria pressed the female elf's chest, she carefully used her hungry head to think about whether the night elves ate leaves or not, although she did not come to a certain conclusion, she thought of another very important thing, "The night elves have many druids...... Maybe this one is too. ”
"Druids can eat?"
Elie Meow doesn't know why.
"Druids can't eat either! But druids can conjure up a lot of food!"
Loria apparently misunderstood the druids for magical agricultural experts, "Druids can make the earth grow patches of grain with just a hula...... Well, the heart massage doesn't seem to work. ”
Hearing Loria's rumors about the druids, Elie Meow was so surprised that she couldn't believe that there was such a great profession in the world - they could conjure food half as great as two-thirds of the old gods!
"Druid...... What a gem in the world. Elie Meow made up her mind that she would never hurt any druids in the future, and even her attitude towards the female elf who was fished up by her and might be a druid was reversed, "Xiao Luo, save her quickly!"
Loria pressed the elf's chest for a few more moments, but to no avail...... The impurities in the fuel tank have been removed, the oil pipes have been cleaned, but the engine cannot be restarted...... Sure enough, I still need to add some oil.
"Hmm......" Loria muttered for a moment, and had to sacrifice herself a little for food, cough, and morality.
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Tyrande was only stunned for a moment, and Mavi, who was traveling with him, agreed to the High Elf's request...... In order to hunt down Illidan, the Warden agreed to help her distant relatives who were so far away from the Night Elves without even frowning, and she didn't even ask Tyrande for her opinion.
Mavi was extremely resentful of letting Tyrande, the High Priest of Illidan, go, and was unwilling to even disguise his apparent respect.
The Night Elves have grown closer to the Alliance since the Hyjal Holy War, and now that these High Elves, who call themselves Blood Elves, are part of the Alliance, Tyrande is willing to help them fight the Scourge...... As the Night Elves were debating the possibility of joining the Alliance, Tyrande thought it might be time to get used to being with these distant relatives.
As the people of Kael'thas began to cross the river, the Scourge pursued, unexpectedly large, and the Night Elves' sentinels began to retreat after a bitter battle.
At the most critical moment of the battle, Tyrande stood alone on the bridge to stop the undead from advancing, and when everyone had successfully crossed the river, the bridge suddenly collapsed.
In an instant, Tyrande was swept underwater.
When she woke up again, she felt pain all over her body, as if she had been beaten violently, and when she opened her eyes, she saw a human girl pouting and kissing her.
The subconscious was still stuck in the tension of fighting the undead, and without even thinking about it, she looked up and bumped into the girl.
After a muffled thud, the human girl collapsed clutching her forehead.
Then, a young gnome monster screamed and ran over to her and scratched and bitten her...... Tyrande, who threw the dwarf away and sat up, was confused for a moment, and soon realized that he had made a stern mistake.
The two little girls saved their lives.
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Whether in the Night Elves or in human society, attacking a benefactor for no reason is considered a shameful act.
"I'm sorry...... Did you save me?"
Tyrande had just woken up, and the headbutt of Loria was just a physical reaction, but she still looked guilty.
"Hmph......" Loria, holding her head, got up from the ground in a daze, fortunately her head was hard enough, if she hit her nose, she swore to hate the Night Elf for the rest of her life, "It's nothing, you're fine." ”
Elie Meow is about to make another senseless charge at the enemy, and this time, she is held down by Loria.
"I'm really sorry. ”
Humans—what a kind young race," Tyrande sighed and apologized as she pulled up her unbuttoned clothes and said in her fluent lingua franca, "Let me express my sincerest thanks to you, I am ......"
"Are you a druid?"
Loria had an expectant expression on her face, and even Elie Meow, who was holding her down, looked at Tyrande with wide eyes.
All the hard work is for this moment, let the blessings of nature come to the earth, and let the delicious fruits that can never be eaten grow everywhere!
However, Tyrande's gentle shaking of his head ruthlessly shattered Loria and Eliemew's romantic and unrealistic fantasies.
Loria and Elie Meow became lost in the blink of an eye, and they shrugged their heads, the sparkle in their eyes darkened.
This qiē was seen by Tyrande, which made her wonder...... When she noticed the green surroundings that were isolated from the river, she seemed to understand something.
Looking down a little to inspect her equipment, Tyrande had lost all her weapons, and her mount, Eskard, 1135, must have died.
Fortunately, a small carry-on bag was still stubbornly tied to the body, "If you don't mind, please accept my insignificant thanks." ”
Loria looked up listlessly when she heard Tyrande's words, but her eyes widened for a moment—she saw the elf pull out a large bunch of bananas as if by magic.
Sugar!
Heat!
Alysme and Loria jumped up from the ground excitedly as if they had seen an opportunity to pretend to be c, and a hungry tiger rushed to Tyrande - Ellemeow jumped up and took a banana directly, and held it in her arms without peeling the skin for a burst of angry gnawing; Loria twisted in front of the banana, and after confirming that she could eat it, she took a bunch of bananas into her arms, turned her back to Tyrande, and devoured it with tears of joy and emotion.
Loria eats most of the bananas, and Elie Meow doesn't even spare the banana peels she throws away.
Before they could pat their round bellies and exclaim, 'Ah, it's alive,' Tyrande pulled out another bunch of bananas.
Happiness came so suddenly.
The female elf in front of her, she must be a banana angel...... Loria reveled in a sea of bananas...... No, she's simply the embodiment of the banana god.
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Although I gave a hint before, I can look at the book review area, so many people can guess that it is Tyrande or I am very upset, and I am playing with you now...... Ahem, the thrill of creating suspense is gone