Chapter Twenty-Eight: Tension
"Ye Shaogong, Li Xuancheng, what are you doing?" Su Tang'er pulled Ye Shaogong away and protected him behind him.
"It's okay, we're joking. The two replied in unison.
"Who is playing with you?" At the same time, looking at their tacit but embarrassing appearance, Su Xiaofox, who finally couldn't help it, rewarded them with a chestnut one by one. "Oh, don't argue, Li Xuancheng, if you don't have anything to do, we'll leave first. ”
"I'm fine. The young man surnamed Li returned to his profound appearance and smiled slightly: "Ye Shaogong, next time we meet, I hope you can reach the A-level level, otherwise, you won't even have the qualifications to play with me!"
"You!" Ye Shaogong angrily wanted to stop him, but Su Tang'er grabbed his arm tightly and signaled him not to be impulsive, "Ye Shaogong, don't worry about him, let's go." ”
"Also, I hope you can take care of my woman, if she has any mistakes, I dare to pull out the last seedling of your Ye family. After saying that, his figure gradually faded away, and it felt more and more unreal.
"I'm so angry!Who is his woman?Let me go and let me smash this little fart kid!" This time, Ye Shaogong pulled the little fox to prevent her from being impulsive.
"Su Tang'er, Su Tang'er, don't listen to his nonsense, dissipate your anger, in this way, aren't you going shopping? How about we go shopping for clothes?"
"That'...... All right. "What is more important than shopping to make a woman angry? Ye Shaogong, who finally persuaded Su Tang'er, can finally breathe a sigh of relief, fortunately Murong Hua didn't lie to him for one thing, that is, if you want a creature like a woman not to be angry, there are only three tricks, one is to talk sweetly, the other is to be a cow and a horse, hard work and resentment, and the third is amazing, it is a big trick, accompany her to shop, and pay for her.
Ye Shaogong admits that his mouth never says nice things, and he wants him to be a cow and a horse? How is it possible? And looking at Su Tang'er's appearance, the first two tricks are probably useless to use, and they can only release a big killing move, it is said that this is a trick that the predecessors exchanged for blood and tears, and it is absolutely 100% restrained the anger of women, and sure enough, this trick really worked.
Three hours later, Ye Shaogong's whole body was full of shopping bags, and Su Tang'er, who was still unsatisfied, had to take Ye Shaogong to pick out clothes for him.
Ye Shaogong couldn't help but sigh sadly, sure enough, it was a trick that the seniors exchanged for blood and tears, this big killing trick really worked, but it was too expensive, my sister left a total of more than 100,000 savings for herself, so that Su Tang'er's whole body was less than 20,000 yuan, Ye Shaogong thought to himself that if this trick came a few more times, he would have to go to beg under the overpass to survive, he seemed to use all the tricks, right? Pay for her, get cosmetics and clothes for her, when she changes her clothes and asks herself if she is beautiful, she has to spare no effort to praise her, the more she thinks about it, the more angry she becomes, why does Li Xuancheng have to let himself clean up the mess that that the bastard has left behind?
"Shaogong, you see, there are people selling bags in front, and people want it. Su Tang'er took Ye Shaogong's arm and said coquettishly. The well-developed chest rubbed against him intentionally or unintentionally. The male animal, who was supposed to enjoy this ecstasy, did not speak, and silently took out his mobile phone to dial the number. "Who are you talking to?" Su Tang'er curiously leaned over her little face and saw that Ye Shaogong's mobile phone screen had six big words written in the contact column, "Hidden energy on the back".
"Sell kidneys. Ye Shaogong said without looking back: "Hey, is it illegal to buy and sell human organs and tissues? I want to ......."
Before he could finish speaking, Su Tang'er snatched the mobile phone from his hand and turned off the call, saying, "Ye Shaogong, what do you want to do?"
"Yes. The calf surnamed Ye nodded seriously.
"Get out. ”
"Hey, Miss Su, I can't afford to buy a kidney for you, a great god, anyway, it's impossible for me to steal an electric car to support you. ”
"You!"
Ye Lizi put his hands on Su Tang'er's shoulders, looked at those pink eyes, and said firmly: "Forget about Li Xuancheng, I will sell my kidney to support you." ”
Looking at Su Tang'er's stunned appearance, Ye Shaogong pinched her nose and laughed: "Hahaha, I haven't even heard of Che Guevara's famous words, how did you survive these thousands of years and not watch the news?"
"Whew!"
"Loosen your mouth, let go of your mouth!"
"Phew, let you laugh at me, see if you dare to bully me in the future. Su Tang'er glared viciously at the lewd man who was holding his fingers and howling constantly.
"Your mouth is so ruthless, are you a dog demon?" The lewd man grinning in pain was now stroking the fingers that were obviously swollen compared to other fingers.
"I deserve it, I'm not that stinky monster, I'm a fox demon. ”
"Hey, come on, little vixen, let me smell if there is a fox smell on you. ”
"Okay, uncle, the little woman is fragrant, don't believe it, you can smell it. Su Tang'er showed a foxy smile, which made Ye Shaogong shudder. "That...... Forget it, I don't love strong people. ”
"Don't, uncle, little women like to be difficult by strong people. Su Tang'er's smile became brighter and brighter.
"Hey, what are you doing? I warn you not to come! I'm not polite to you if you come over again, although I don't hit women, but I don't necessarily have to deal with female foxes, hey, hey, I'll shout rudeness if I go further! Help, don't ......."
The girl flashed in front of Ye Shaogong, and her slender and boneless little hand covered his mouth, "Don't move, someone is watching us, the comers are not good, they are in the light and we are in the dark, don't act rashly." ”
"Well, don't you want to let your hands go blind?" Ye Shaogong pointed to Su Tang'er's little hand covering himself and said vaguely.
When she left, she said that she would come back when Nanyang City was full of peach blossoms, so he really believed it.
After she left, he went crazy to buy peach trees and plant them in the streets and alleys of Nanyang City, three years, and finally the peach blossom rain in the city, he didn't wait for her to come, but waited for the 100,000 army of the Southern Barbarians to besiege Nanyang.
Yanyang Guan Duwei asked for a death battle, he smiled and said no, this is a gift from the imperial brother who is far away in the imperial capital, he can just accept it alone, and he will not make senseless sacrifices for you. Emperor's brother, the emperor.
Before the sunshine passes, a person and a sword guard a city, he glanced back, the peach blossoms are flying, like the first encounter that year, you say, when the peach blossoms cover this city, you will come back.
I know that you will come back, so, this city, I will guard, therefore, there will be people, waiting for you, so, I love you, you don't understand.
Peach blossoms are flying all over the sky, will the lady return?
The plum branches fall into the frost, who is the son waiting for?
I would like to spend my years and watch a prosperous fireworks with you. The country is picturesque, how can you fight a little cinnabar between your eyebrows?
"Xu Ningzhi, I, Zhao Chihua, have no regrets. ”
The young vassal king laughed and rode his horse to the 100,000 enemy army.
That year, the flowers were in full bloom.
The lady of the Xu family married into the palace and put on a colorful display.
The vassal king surnamed Zhao died in battle at the border pass and died of exhaustion.
There is no big thing, one on the ground and one on the ground, and both hearts are at peace.
Once the spring is full of red and old, the flowers fall and people die, and they don't know.