Chapter 1 Ye Shaogong
"Look, what's that?" The pedestrians who hurried to work with their heads bowed were attracted by this immature child's voice, and they all looked at the sky along the children's hands, and blue meteorites flew from the sky......
My name is Ye Shaogong, if it weren't for the incident that happened a year ago, I might have been like everyone else, going to school, graduating, finding a job, getting married and having children, until I died, but once the gears of fate start turning, it can no longer be stopped, you can only accept it, there is no other choice......
"Beauty, beauty, don't run...... Oops......"
On the big bed, the boy rolled over and hummed happily like a pig.
Smack!" Get up!" The young man covered his red and swollen face and looked at the girl in front of him resentfully. "Sister, can you not wake me up in this way? Be gentle, OK, or who will marry you?"
The girl's long black hair was tied up casually, like a fairy who does not eat the fireworks of the world. "No, can you wake up, gentle, hurry up, breakfast is ready," the girl winked at him slyly, "And, it's 5:47!"
"Uh-oh-oh-oh...... I'm going to be late, I'm going to be late, I'm going to be punished for being late!" The young man hurriedly ran out and drank a few sips of oatmeal, grabbed two slices of bread on the plate, stuffed them into his mouth, and said vaguely, "I went to school, Sister Ye Zi." ”
"Well, stay safe on the road. ”
The heavy security door closed with a bang, and the room was quiet again.
The corners of the girl's mouth curled a little, "Come out, it's uncomfortable to stay there." ”
The shadow in the corner of the living room slowly creeped into a human figure.
The girl changed her usual posture, the clip with her long hair fell to the ground, the long hair was lazily draped over her shoulders, the green silk was like silk, the golden vertical pupils like a feline replaced the amber double pupils, and two cute cat ears appeared on the long black hair, and the cosplay was nothing more than that, and the girl's eyes looking at the black figure were charming but noble.
"Report!" An inopportune voice interrupted the teacher who was lecturing, the teacher frowned slightly, turned her head and scolded the student outside the door who was disturbing her train of thought, "Ye Shaogong, why are you late for every class?"
"I didn't dream of you last night. Maybe it was the teenager who muttered a little loud, the classmates sitting in the front row laughed, and the teacher who had just graduated from college had a small face flushed angrily, "You...... You ......"
"Didn't the teacher say you want to tell the truth?" Ye Shaogong smiled slightly, leaned his shoulder against the door frame and said.
Maybe it's because of the light, the boy is like the male protagonist in a romance novel, a little bit of the sunshine of the big boy next door, and a little ruffian.
Ye Shaogong looked at the teacher with a flushed face, and couldn't help but laugh even more obscenely, "Wowhahahaha, Miss Lin Ya, it's very popular teacher-student love at the moment, if you want, I have to reluctantly accept ......."
"Click" is like the sound of some kind of animal's egg shattering. The young man slowly squatted down holding his crotch, and looked pitifully at the teacher who retracted his legs, "Old ...... Teacher, I'm going to die......"
"Who told you to say that kind of thing," Lin Ya shook her head and said, "Go back to your seat and listen to the lecture well." ”
"Good...... Okay, I'm ...... This is the way" The young man stood up with difficulty by holding on to the door frame, and walked like a castrated eunuch limping.
"Alright, let's move on to this question......
The melodious voices of the teachers echoed throughout the campus......
"Jingle Bell ......"
"Brother Ye, Brother Ye, you were really amazing just now, Lin Ya's little beauty was teased by you and had nothing to say. ”
"Haha, of course. Ye Shaogong scratched his nose and couldn't help but say proudly: "Don't look at who I am, your boss, I am a peerless beautiful man in Yushu Linfeng, handsome and chic, graceful, and talented...... ...... hiss" Ye Shaogong gasped, and the sharp pain in his crotch told him that he might really be dying.
"Yes, yes, the boss is the most handsome. ”
"The boss is a playboy!"
"Playboy? Isn't that a brand?"
"No, no, no, I think it's self-clean. ”
"I think it's the selflessness ......"
When everyone was discussing whether Ye Shaogong was a playboy or a humble gentleman, Ye Shaogong, who was the focus, couldn't help but look at the girl in the front row, she combed a neat ponytail, sitting quietly in her seat to study, as if the noise around her and the air were cut off from her, she focused as if there was only her and her books in this world.
She still hasn't noticed me...... Ye Shaogong couldn't help but feel a trace of loss.
"Boss, what are you looking at?"
"No, nothing. Ye Shaogong hurriedly retracted his gaze, "You guys continue to talk, don't worry about me." ”
"How can that be? Boss, you're our idol, we don't care who you care about?"
"How can we talk about it, how can we manage the boss, we can only worship the boss, worship understand? The boss is the kind of righteous gentleman who can only watch from a distance and cannot be blasphemed!"
"I think the boss is looking at the flowers in the third row......"
"Phew, you just looked at her, the boss should be watching cauliflower. ”
"I think it's supposed to be a ...... of Cuihua"
"I think, he's watching Xia Qingwu. "A teenager who looks like he belongs to that kind of swinger brother walks slowly.
Hehe, interesting, the corners of Ye Shaogong's mouth rose slightly, and he cleared his throat, "What kind of wind blew you here, my concubine...... Little Flowers!" Ye Shaogong deliberately bit the sound of the last three words very hard
"Poof," the little brother who followed behind Ye Shaogong couldn't help but laugh.
"Get out, your name is Xiaohuahua, your whole family is called Xiaohuahua, and you are called Lao Tzu Huaye!"
"Wow, boss, don't you have a short-sleeved love with Hua Ye, in fact, in fact, you know, people want it too, boss~" Zhang Tiezhu made a shy look.
", I'm getting goosebumps out of you. Ye Shaogong kicked Zhang Tiezhu away.
"Say, what's the matter with me, Murong Hua?" Ye Shaogong asked, turning the chair back and sitting on it.
"The people from Southern Song High School are here to find fault, and I shouldn't be able to resist it alone, so I have to call you who are fighting great. ”
"Who?"
"A person named Zhao Gou, I heard that he also called Tuoba Jue from Northern Wei High School and Yuan Hao from Xixia High School. ”
"It's all very strong," Ye Shaogong touched his chin and said, "But if you find fault, you shouldn't call so many people, let's say, what's wrong with you again?"
"Oh, it's nothing, it's just a room with him. Murong Hua said casually.
"I'm going, how many times have you fought because of this kind of thing? First the object of Li Congke of Houtang High School, then the girlfriend of Shi Jingjiao of Houjin High School, and the sister of Yu Wenjue of Northern Zhou Academy, do you want to provoke all the objects of the bosses in various schools!"
"How do you know?" Murong Hua pretended to be surprised and said, "You are really my bosom friend, bosom friend!"
", I don't bother to make friends with scum like you, a prodigal person like you will get HIV sooner or later!" (HIV is AIDS)
"Oh, I just remembered that someone hasn't even talked about their first love," Murong Hua covered her heart and pretended to be distressed: "It's so pitiful, even holding a girl's hand will blush, if you kiss, I don't know if it will." ”
"Take back your big tongue and talk to me again," Ye Shaogong stood up as if he had been poked into a wound, "I call myself clean." ”
", if you can't find a partner, you can't find a partner, and you're still clean, what's wrong with the big tongue? The big tongue can also unlock a variety of kissing positions, do you want it yet? Murong Hua smiled proudly.
“…… You're really ...... That's enough. ”
"Not much to say, you help me get them, I'll help you get Xia Qingwu, how about it?" Murong Hua threw out a candy that was enough to attract Ye Shaogong.
"Really?"
"Of course, when did I break my promise by making a py deal with me?"
"Okay, tell them to bring enough men tomorrow so that I don't get too good of it. Ye Shaogong said righteously: "Brother is in trouble, how can you not help?
"The boss's cheekiness is better than the city wall...... And handsome. Zhang Tiezhu sighed.
"Die!" Ye Shaogong flew up and kicked Zhang Tiezhu's buttocks.
"Then what should I do with your sister?" Murong Hua picked up a pen casually and spun it around, "I remember the last time I fought with Shi Jingjiao, and your sister knew about it, but I didn't expect your sister who looked gentle and considerate to beat you, but there was no ambiguity, it really deserves to be a brother and sister, I look at it ......."
"No," Ye Shaogong turned around and opened the window, looking at the dark clouds like lead outside, as if there was something unspeakable, "She is not my own sister, when I met her, I was only ten years old, I was lying at the foot of a mountain and was about to die, it was she who saved me and gave me a life, although I can't remember the memory before that at all, but I clearly remember that she looked no more than 18 years old back then, exactly the same as now." "Click," the pen in Murong Hua's hand fell to the ground, "but if that's the case, when you were ten years old, she was eighteen years old, and when you were seventeen, she was still eighteen years old, so to speak......"
"Yes, but she treats me very well, I don't care if she is a monster or not, I only know that she is my dearest person, and she also gave me a life, my life is hers, if anyone hurts her, I will kill whom!" The young man's narrow eyes narrowed slightly, and he changed his usual appearance, at this time, he was more like Shura.
Ye Shaogong's house, the girl leaned lazily on the sofa and stretched her waist, her good figure couldn't help but make people think about it, but the black figure on the side didn't dare to think about it.
"You and I don't come and go much on weekdays, why do you have time to come to me today?" The girl asked, picking up the grapes from the green fruit bowl and putting them in her mouth.