[A fat man's counterattack]

I'm a fat man.

A fat man who no one likes since he was a child, and everyone hides from him.

Because I am fat, I have low self-esteem, and I have never been in a relationship since I was a child, nor have I ever had a girlfriend.

yes, what girl would like a fat person?

So I can only hope and learn, and because of this, I have become what people call 'scholars'.

But who can understand that in fact, I was forced.

In fact, I don't want to be a top student, I also want to be like those classmates who are in early love, find a soft girl to spend every day before the moon to fall in love, but because I'm fat, I don't have a chance.

The girls hate me.

Because I'm fat, especially fat and greasy.

Even when I was looking for a job after graduating from university, I was too fat and was rejected by many employers in the process of job hunting, which made me hopeless about my future life.

There was a time when I thought that I would die alone in the middle of my life, alone in obscurity and poverty.

But esports changed my destiny!!

By chance, I became an e-sports player, and through e-sports, I actually ushered in the opportunity of my life to counterattack......

"Senior brother, this bloody squirt, the article full of traces of advertorials everywhere was written by Uncle Shi?"

The live broadcast has been closed, Guang Chengzi opened a blog that he had collected, and after opening it, he let Chi Jingzi take a good look at one of the articles.

And after reading this article, the red sperm has been made bad by the blood of the dog.

Guang Chengzi nodded: "That's right, this is the article written by Uncle Shi himself, and my reaction after reading this article was exactly the same as yours, and I didn't eat for three days." ”

As he spoke, Guang Chengzi operated the blog and pulled it down.

"You see, there's a well-illustrated article. ”

[The spring of the fat man, this is the real life of an e-sports dick counterattack]

In this illustrated article, it mainly describes the story of how a fat man who entered the e-sports circle got the love in his life, and it is also written bloody.

Especially with pictures, so no matter how bloody and bizarre this article is, it still makes people have to believe the things described in the article.

This is called having a picture and a truth!

The photo accompanying the article is a scene of a fat man hugging left and right with a happy face.

"It's a real fake!"

After seeing this photo, the red sperm was 'furious' and exposed the truth.

That's right, the fat man in the photo is their little uncle, the famous Tongtian Sect Master.

The four girls beside him are the Holy Mother of Wudang, the Holy Mother of Fire, the Holy Mother of the Turtle Spirit, and the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit.

These five people are not known by ordinary people, but how can Guangchengzi and Chi Sperm not know each other.

However, in a previous article, the Four Virgins of Wudang were described as being attracted to the fat man known as the e-sports master, and then fell in love with her girl by her superb e-sports operation skills......

So, now the fat man in the photo is living a happy life of abusing a single dog, hugging left and right.

Of course, many people are very criticized.

But he can't stand it, he is a fat diao silk counterattack, so this kind of thing is very attractive, so countless diao silk are attracted by his inspirational story of the fat man, and then become a fan supporter.

After all, this is the 21st century, and many young people are not old-fashioned in their thinking, and they can accept the magical experience of inspirational fat people.

It's just that no one has thought that the inspirational story of counterattacking the fat man is simply false.

"Why did Uncle Xiao start to be so shameless!"

The whole person was in extreme shock, and he didn't know how to organize his language to describe his mood at the moment.

"Trees will die without bark, and people will be invincible in the world without shame!" Guang Chengzi thought about it and said such a sentence with profound connotations, "Now that Uncle Xiao is invincible, maybe he has also figured it out, after all, in the past when he was in the Great War of the Gods, he was too face-saving, so he was defeated by our master and Uncle Taishang." ”

Hearing this, the red sperm also fell silent.

"This is difficult, Uncle Xiao is shameless, and he is really invincible. After a long time, the red sperm couldn't help but say worriedly.

But Guang Chengzi didn't worry too much, I saw him wave his hand and said: "Don't worry about these problems, our master is also thick-skinned, so the little uncle is starting to be shameless even now, but it is still far worse than our master." ”

"Senior brother said cautiously, if the master knows that you say this about him, be careful that you look good. ”

Guang Chengzi's words made Chi Sperm frightened, and he hurriedly reminded him.

And Guang Chengzi raised his eyebrows with a smile: "It's not that the master is not here, so let's talk about what." Besides, between our brothers, I still can't trust you, I don't think you will secretly tell the master behind these words, so what am I worried about, senior brother?

Of course, if it were other junior brothers here, I would definitely not say such a thing, because I can't believe their sycophants. ”

There are small groups everywhere, and teaching is no exception.

Don't look at the original only 12 apprentices, but these 12 apprentices are also divided into gangs, just like Guangchengzi and Chijing are small groups wearing a pair of pants, Huanglong Zhenren and Yuding Zhenren have a good relationship, and the same is true for others.

"Okay, let's not talk about these things, what I feel now is that Jin Ao actually walked out of another road under the leadership of Uncle Xiaoshi, which is really surprising. ”

Guang Chengzi changed his words and pulled the topic back again.

The history of the interception of the sect here in another time and space is very different from the story of the god list in the time and space where Kim Hyun Tae is located, for example, the Holy Mother of Fire Spirit who was caught by Taishang is still in the sect, and the Holy Mother of the Turtle Spirit who was eaten by the mosquito people is also alive and well.

But that's about it.

In other words, the glorious sect of the Ten Thousand Immortals came to the dynasty at the beginning, and now there are only these four female immortals left, and now they have been made their 'girlfriends' by the Tongtian Sect Master who began to be 'invincible' to swagger and fool people in the world.

What's even more strange is that the Holy Mother of Wudang actually agreed, which really surprised and surprised everyone.

For this, the red sperm is very unincomprehensible.

"Senior brother, why do you say that they agree to accompany the little uncle to mess around like this? ”

Red sperm is not wrong at all.

After all, they are famous fairies with surnames, and their status in the fairy world is not low, and they are also well-known sectarians.

Therefore, they are quite concerned about their reputation.

And the Tongtian Sect Master is so nonsense, what reputation do they have when they don't have the Holy Mother?

If you say it, it will become a big joke in the fairy world.

Of course, looking at what the Tongtian Sect Master means now, he must not care about other people's opinions, and if he cared, he would not be so nonsense.

Guang Chengzi put his eyes back on the tablet in his hand, the blog he opened has not been closed, and there are many photos uploaded to the sky in the blog, and those photos are all photos of 'strength and dog abuse'.

In other words, the current Tongtian Sect Master, it seems that he has become a sun-shooting maniac, basically uploading more than a dozen life photos every day, and each photo is a bit of happiness for him and his sisters, and a group of single dogs are abused without complete skin.

What a love dinner together!

Let's have a candlelit dinner together!

And the sisters pouted and kissed the photo!

Even the sister paper who got up early secretly took a photo of him sleeping with the other three sister papers, which is a crit of 100,000 points for the damage of a single dog!

So much so that everyone believes that the fat man really counterattacked, and he really got the love of four beautiful girls at the same time.

What's even more jealous is that the four sisters have their own merits, from pseudo-Lori to the royal sister, who are really envious of others.

However, it must also be admitted that through this unusual way, Tongtian's character of counterattacking the fat man has aroused countless people's criticism and jealousy of him, but it has also gained a lot of good attention from fans.

God knows if he did it on purpose.

Or maybe it was the end result of him learning the way of 'going off the beaten path' from the world and actively using it.

All in all, Tongtian, who is now taking the unusual path, has led the sisters to be very successful.

At least now it's much more successful than the original.

Of course, the most powerful thing now is Taishang, who does beauty and plastic surgery, after all, for countless sisters, his part-time job in a beauty and plastic surgery agency is like a holy place.

"You and I both know that the senior sisters and sisters of the sect are very loyal to the little uncle, and at the same time they are very united, so they don't dare to guarantee that the little uncle will do this, and they will not support and cooperate with them with all their might. ”

Guang Chengzi said faintly.

Hearing Guang Chengzi say this, the red sperm nodded silently.

Because Guang Chengzi is right, these senior sisters and sisters of the sect are indeed very united, and they are very loyal to the little uncle.

So under these two premises, if Uncle Xiao chooses to take this unusual path, maybe they will really cooperate without being a virgin.

Guang Chengzi frowned, raised his hand and rubbed his jaw, and continued in a very dignified tone: "Senior brother, I also watched 135 episodes of "Detective He Nan" anyway, so senior brother, I learned some reasoning knowledge, so after using this reasoning knowledge to analyze, I feel that I can't keep the little uncle Tongtian, and the senior sister Wudang, and the fire spirit junior sister They really have a leg." ”

PS: "Detective Honan" is a Chinese cartoon in a different time and space, similar to "Conan" in another time and space.

Burst!

When the red sperm heard this, he didn't squirt out a mouthful of saliva.

His reaction was so big, it was really because his senior brother Guangchengzi dared to think a little too much, and this brain hole was too big.

At the same time, I also feel that the senior brother used the reasoning knowledge he learned in cartoons to reason about the things on the side of Uncle Tongtian in reality, which is really unreliable.

And for the first time, Chi Sperm also discovered that his eldest brother Guangchengzi actually had the attribute of comics.

And this discovery really hurts the red sperm egg......