Chapter 559: Demon Qi is Rampant
Everyone was a little surprised at this time, Sha Chuan and Li Yi were better, the little fat man and Yang Rui were different, seeing Zhang Dadao so embarrassed, both of them wanted to run. What kind of person is this avenue? When facing a murderer, he doesn't take it seriously, and when he faces the wild boar king, he dares to calculate, and at this time he can't even stand on his feet, how fierce the thing in the room is! Especially when even Xiao Zhuanfeng screams so badly, this is definitely not an ordinary thing!
Xiao Zhuanfeng is a mad dog in the little fat man's heart, and since Zhang Dadao came out of the Seventh Courtyard, there is no problem in saying that he is a madman. Even mad dogs and madmen can be scared like this, needless to say, the things in the room must be fierce!
When the little fat man wanted to turn his head and run away, he heard Zhang Dadao scolding angrily: "I'm CNM! What is the situation with you, dead fat man, you stink to death! You are roasting salted fish in the room!" Zhang Dadao blinked as he spoke, as if the smell in the room was so heavy that his eyes were smoking.
"What? no—" The little fat man was about to explain, but the smell of the room had already come out, and the sourness went straight to his head! Everyone instantly understood the feelings of Zhang Dadao and Xiao Zhuanfeng, this exuded was so terrifying, how enjoyable it was to rush in directly just now.
Everyone covered their noses and retreated again and again! The general manager gritted his teeth and looked at the little fat man, this kind of guest is simply the nemesis of their industry! This smell, it is estimated that this room will not be able to live in three days. The cleaners can't get in at all, and even if they do, they have to ask for a salary increase if they come to clean the house a few more times.
The other people didn't look at the fat man with the right eyes, and it didn't matter if they were sweaty. If it stinks like this, it doesn't like to be clean! This is a quality problem. A few people retreated to the corner, and finally couldn't smell it, Yang Rui said, "I said Xiaofat." You didn't even smoke to death last night? You can't be hallucinating, are you?"
The little fat man was also red-faced, and his feet had a little smell, but who didn't have a taste! Wasn't this taste of his feet determined by his shoes? And he must have not smelled so bad! At that time, he said, "What! It's not me, I don't have such a big smell when I leave in the morning! Well, by the way, it must be a god, Brother Tian! I know this." It's a weasel goblin!"
Zhang Dadao rolled his eyes and said, "I believe in your evil! I don't know what it looks like! Is this the smell of a weasel? Look at your unlucky appearance who hasn't smelled a weasel's fart!"
Everyone else was speechless, this is called bad luck when you smell it, right? Yang Rui also felt that this was a bastard when he heard it. pouted and said, "Brother Zhang, don't say that it's as good as you have smelled!"
Zhang Dadao rubbed his eyes and said, "Fatty, you have to add money for this situation!"
"What?" the little fat man was startled. He said angrily: "Didn't you say the package price! We signed the contract!"
Zhang Dadao was stunned. Some want to slap themselves, why is this so formal! Zhang Dadao's face was crooked, and he sighed: "You have also seen it, your working environment is too bad! Look at the poor spirit dog, you have to redo the mental construction when you go back!
The manager at the back saw that this situation was a bit dangerous! Zhang Dadao couldn't run away if he wanted to raise the price, and he didn't sign the contract! For fear of being harmed, the manager hurriedly said: "Master, why don't I ask someone to get a mask for you? Maybe this smell is the one you said! Didn't this guest say that he didn't smell so big when he got up? I think so." Where can ordinary people stay with this kind of taste, let alone sleep for one night!"
The manager is also a chicken thief. In fact, he thought in his heart that this smell was made by a fat man! This smell was familiar to him! When he was studying, he often smelled this smell. At that time, the living conditions were not as good as they are now, and the first few buddies in the college dormitory came back from playing ball together, and the rubber shoes smelled like this when they were taken off. Winter is even more terrifying, as soon as the shoes are taken off, there is a puff of water vapor, which sinks directly under the dim light, and even the water vapor does not float up, and the thickness is no longer than what I heard just now!
When Zhang Dadao heard this, he knew that he had planted it this time, and it must be hopeless to add money! He could only ask the manager to bring a mask, and then he rushed to the room with a little drill wind! Yang Rui and the others also put on masks, and followed them to the door to look inside.
Zhang Dadao dragged the little drill wind that was basically lying on the ground to die or live, and rushed into the room quickly, the first thing was to paste a handful of rune paper on the window, and then open the window! As soon as the window opened, the wind rushed in, and the smell of the room was wrapped and went outside. A few guys at the door who watched the excitement were rushed on the spot, just this smell, do you think you can be fine with a mask?
A few people outside even coughed and scolded the street, but Zhang Dadao and Xiao Zhuanfeng in the room were much more comfortable, and with a sigh of relief, Zhang Dadao also took off his mask. Although the taste is not small at this time, it is already acceptable in front of you. Zhang Dadao took a breath of fresh air from this window, and then said: "Damn, Poor Dao has done so much work, and this time it is the hardest!
Zhang Dadao kicked Xiao Zuanfeng up, and Xiao Zuanfeng didn't pretend to be dead now, and began to shake his head in the room. The fat man lives in a single room, that is, a room and a bathroom. It's not much of a place at a glance. Little Diamond Wind circled around the room, returned to the door, and wagged his tail at Zhang Dadao.
Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment and let out a "Huh~", and the little fat man hurriedly asked, "How is it?"
Zhang Dadao frowned and said, "I still ask, it's because your feet are too smelly! Is it good to seriously interfere with the spirit dog of the poor road! Alas, the poor road is still too young! I think that those who have met plastic surgery have to add more money, so they ignore you people who have a smell on your body!" Zhang Dadao shook his head and sighed, secretly hating that there were too many bad people in these years.
The little fat man was also angry, and he kept saying that his feet smelled, and he was not surnamed Yang! His name had nothing to do with mathematics! The little fat man said angrily: "What are you talking about? If you say it's not Lao Tzu, it's not Lao Tzu, you don't know if you have lived with me for so long!"
Zhang Dadao pouted, and was about to say something, when he heard Xiao Zhuanfeng shouting, Zhang Dadao couldn't care about the fat man now, and turned his head to see that Xiao Zuanfeng was bowing down and shouting under the bed! Zhang Dadao was overjoyed, and said happily: "Okay, I was finally discovered by Poor Dao! Look at my magical powers!" (To be continued.) )