On the football field

Mi'er is really powerful, and when he saw that none of the young generals moved, he kicked and kicked angrily. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo。。。

"Oops" Bai Yu on the chrysanthemum platform rubbed his hands anxiously and grinded, he really didn't understand what Leng Wuya was doing.

"You sit down and rest" Tianju Gongzu shook his small fan angrily: "From the perspective of this sect leader, your accomplices, I want to give up on you." ”

"Let go of your fart in the circle," Bai Yu roared.

But Bai Yu still felt that Leng Wuya's behavior was strange, he looked down at Leng Wuya, pinched the Yintang acupoint on his forehead with the three fingers of his right hand, and began to have a familiar telepathy with Leng Wuya...

'Hiss' Leng Wuya felt his body tremble, a long-lost sense of intimacy was clear in his chest, Bai Yu's voice and smile suddenly appeared in his mind, Leng Wuya couldn't help but look up, and saw the small figure of Bai Yu on the high chrysanthemum platform, Leng Wuya understood that this was Bai Yu didn't know his intentions, so he sent an electrocardiogram.

Leng Wuya looked at Bai Yu from afar, made a gesture of switching with both hands left and right, and nodded with a smile.

'Oh' The clever Bai Yu immediately understood, and replied with a gesture of praise to Leng Wuya.

"Two hundred and nineteen" is counted while kicking, and two hundred and nineteen is equivalent to him kicking two hundred and nineteen balls in a row.

"Again, one more kick in... Mi'er wiped her sweat and said proudly: "Let's kick another one to make up two hundred and two, two hundred and two, really, what a difficult situation this is, kicking into two hundred and twenty balls, well, wait a while, yes, don't wait a while, twelve, you can write a poem to record it now, your brother and I, I kicked two hundred and twenty balls in a row, in, in what a difficult situation." ”

"Ahh

Thinking of this, Qin Shou said angrily: "You just kicked two hundred and nineteen, how can it be said: Kicked two hundred and twenty, you still want to be shameless? These two hundred and nineteen are different from two hundred and twenty, so much difference, how can you be embarrassed to falsely report the real number." ”

"Even if it's two hundred and nineteen, so what?" Mi'er hugged the ball and smiled very easily: "What about two hundred and nineteen? What about two hundred and twenty? Anyway, you have already lost and cried and cried, alas, to be honest, I really played well today, and I didn't expect that in such a difficult situation, I could... ”

"Why are you still mentioning the difficult situation?" Leng Feng was about to explode in anger, pointed at Mi'er angrily, and roared: "You, you, you。。。。。 ”

"What am I doing?" "I simply threw the ball on the ground angrily: "Come on, I'm also a little tired of playing, so, the time is up, the game is over, Twelve, I said can you still write poems?"

"Isn't this thing coming with your mouth open" Twelve deliberately stroked his non-existent beard, posed as an ancient literati, smiled and said: "Well, let's put it this way: the red flag is floating on the sports field, ~~~~ Wow... ”

Twelve looked around seriously: "Wow, this, there is no red flag here, let alone a red flag, even, even a green flag, a white flag, or any flag, no." ”

"Don't be unflagped" Mi'er said impatiently: "Hurry up, compose a poem, record this event, I, Mi'er is really capable." ”

"Okay, good," Twelve raised his hand and continued: "

There are no flags flying on the sports field,

Athletic heroes;

Kick two hundred and two in a row,

Tiger, it's a hurry. ”

"What two hundred and two? It's obviously two hundred and nineteen, why do you say it's two hundred and two?" Leng Feng's anger was still unsubsided, especially when he saw the triumphant appearance of this group of demons, he was even more stimulated, and he had nothing to find fault with.

"What's the matter?" Mi'er wanted to tell the difference, but he glanced at Leng Feng sideways, and then glanced at the young generals by the way, and all he saw was angry, the only exception was Leng Wuyan's indifferent expression.

Mi'er felt that it was already a big victory anyway, and it didn't matter much if there was one more or less, so he put on a generous and benevolent attitude: "Yes, yes, yes, it's two hundred and nineteen, let's reimburse it, it's two hundred and nineteen, what, twelve, you, you redo a poem, remember, change two hundred and two, change it to two hundred and nineteen, that's it, do it." ”

"Okay, good" Twelve began to stroke his virtual beard again, pretending to be deep: "Since the number has been changed, the poet's poem must also be changed, go with the market, or how to rhyme, so, it has to be changed, well, since two hundred and two has been changed to two hundred and nineteen, well, listen to my poem:

There are no flags flying on the sports field,

Athletic heroes;

Kick two hundred and nineteen in a row,

Tiger, it's a hurry. ”

"What?" "Mi'er's eyes widened, "You call it a rhyme?"

"Ah" Twelve Er defended: "Anyway, I changed it, two hundred and two to two hundred and nineteen, otherwise, I will recite it to you again: There is no flag flying on the sports field... ”

"No need" The child waved his hand angrily, and he was about to leave angrily.

"Wait a minute" Leng Wuya walked with cheerful steps, trotted over with a smile, and grabbed Mi'er's hand as soon as he came up, and said excitedly: " Let me say what to say, all in all, thank you, thank you, thank you for being tired of kicking 219 goals for us, well, plus the three goals we kicked ourselves, a total of 222, this game, our side won 222 to 2, among them, you have the greatest credit, it is you, according to your goal to the death, it is you, for us to score 219 goals, it is you。。。。。 ”

"You wait a while" Mi'er angrily put aside Leng Wuya's hand, and grabbed Leng Wuya's chest placket, Leng Wuya smiled slightly and flicked his index finger to grab the elbow punctuation of his shirt.

'Bang' Mi'er felt his arm go numb, so he let go of Leng Wuya.

Although he didn't catch Leng Wuya, Mi'er's roar was still quite loud: "I scored two hundred and nineteen goals, plus the two goals I kicked in the first half, a total of two hundred and twenty-one goals, the score should be, two hundred and twenty-one to three, it is two hundred and twenty-one to three, our side won a big victory, and your side lost, but you?"

Mi'er raised his voice: "Why do you say that it is 222 to 2? Why do you say that I kicked these 219 balls for you? I kicked 219 balls with hard work, how can I say that I gave them to you? The 219 balls I kicked to myself, okay?"

"yes, that's right. Leng Wuya was very calm: "You're right, that is, you kick your own goal, you kick your own goal, that is to say, well, own goal." ”

"How is that possible?" he pointed to the opposite goal and roared, "Isn't that your goal?"

"It was the first half" Leng Wuya also deliberately raised his voice, arguing with reason: "In the first half, our side won your side 3-2, and in the second half, we should have exchanged positions, your goal belongs to us, our goal belongs to you, but what about you?"

Speaking of this, Leng Wuya gave a thumbs up to Mi'er: "I didn't expect you to be a thunder madman who does good things to the end, friendship first, the end of the game, you, you chose to stand in our goal and kick it to you, that is, to kick it into your own goal, otherwise no one on our side moved." ”

"Oh~~~~" The young generals suddenly realized, and they couldn't help but admire Leng Wuya's agility and wisdom.

They like the children one by one and don't go into the house, which makes the prince and Xiao Jiu very embarrassed, what is the matter? His parents were originally, you came to see your in-laws, but now you see that the child at the door will not let you in, and the people in the house are still waiting!

The prince wanted to call the emperor and queen into the house in the past, but Xiao Jiu pulled him: "It's okay, our grandfather doesn't have so much to do, let them take the children they like, and look at them as if they are going to give birth soon." ”

When the prince heard this, he was amused: "They have long wanted to give birth, and they have given birth to me, which has made my mother anxious, and they have long wanted to have more children and started to work hard, but they have not given birth for decades, and now that they see hope, they are afraid of having a few more eldest sons! ”

Xiao Jiuyi laughed when he heard it: "Even if you don't give birth, no one dares to say it, there is a strong man like you on it." ”

When the prince heard it, he said: "Well, that's right, since I grew up and had military power, no one dared to make irresponsible remarks about my mother in the court." ”

Speaking of this, the prince reached out and touched Xiao Jiu's belly: "Hey, I want a son too, when can you hurry up and give me a few more, let me satisfy my hunger and have a good time." ”

Xiao Jiu glared at him: "Is my son used to play?"

As soon as Xiao Jiu finished speaking, Xiao Bo said to him: "Son, you tell your dad what you say, your dad really treats you like toys, and gave birth to more than 20 of you at that time, but it is really enough for your dad to play, take you one by one, hug you up, and throw them around." ”

Leng Xi listened on the side: "Oh, the son is getting stronger and stronger, and you also see that these sons are not spiritual and strong." ”

Old man Li heard that they were coming, and they were having a good time outside the door, so he walked out and saw that they were surrounding his son, and he was amused, all fathers are like this, others like their sons, and they are happier than being good to themselves, Old Man Li said to the emperor: "How do you like it, all of them are beautiful, you should also work hard and have a few more." ”

The emperor, looking at Old Man Li, said happily: "The lord of the country now we don't have those two hits, so we have to wait for a while to hold our son." ”

Old man Li said: "Now hug your son and grandson first, I think my Xiaojiu is possible, and I will have a child soon, and I will let you when the time comes, now relieve your boredom." ”

When the emperor heard this, his eyes lit up, he looked at Xiao Jiu's stomach, and nodded: "Yes, in a few days, I may be able to hold my grandson." Old man Li was amused when he heard it: "No matter how fast it is, it won't be able to report for a few days, and it will take a few months." ”

The emperor nodded when he heard this: "A few months, I can afford to wait, when the time comes, there will be many varieties in our family, black and black, white and white, people and beasts." ”

When the emperor said this, the queen took it: "When I was young, it would be nice if I was a hairy squirrel, with a big fluffy tail, it was easy to touch and beautiful, and now that I think about it, I am in a hurry, and I can't wait to hold my grandson immediately." ”

Old man Li nodded when he heard this: "Yes, I'm also in a hurry, I also want to hug my great-grandson." ”

The emperor's face was a little elongated when he heard this, because he and the lord of the country are now called brothers, and they are cordial, but if you count them by generation, he is countless generations younger than Old Man Li. Old Man Li, seeing his thoughts, changed the topic and asked, "Why are you free to come here today? Have the mutant beasts and the elephant clan been repulsed? I have always been worried about it, first of all, if you need to increase foreign aid, I still have many grandsons who can be sent out to ensure that they are defeated." ”

The emperor nodded one day: " Well, at present, they have been repelled, thanks to the in-laws, more than 20 children, and even the cannon gun, the mutant beast, have been killed, we have collected a lot of crystal nuclei, and collected a lot of mutant beast meat, but, it still doesn't work, there are too many of them, we kill like this, we can only kill one percent, and they still have an organization, now look at our attack, they all retreated, I don't know when they can return to attack, I discussed it with my in-laws, I want to tomorrow, out of the city, find them, we take the initiative to attack, kill as many as we can, and complete a certain task every day。 Kill them up to one percent. ”

When Old Man Li heard this, he nodded: "It's right to do this, we can't, sit and wait, it's even more difficult to wait for them to come in and out of me, so tomorrow I will send dozens of grandsons to come over with you, in this way, the first weapon, as well as the application of abilities, etc., will help you, attack them in the east, west, north and south at the same time, scatter them with the imperial city as the center, kill them, kill them to a certain extent, and then retreat." ”

When the emperor heard this, Old Man Li was going to send someone to send troops, and he was so happy that he even smiled: "Thank you so much." ”

Old man Li said: "Let's go, let's go into the house, when you like children, there are too many, and later, if Xiao Jiu gives birth to a child, it may be too much, just don't be annoyed." ”

When the emperor heard this, he looked at Old Man Li: "The more the better, it's too late for me to like it, how can I say it's annoying, if I can give birth to a hundred, I will give up the little ninety-nine." (To be continued.) )