These two things are also what Xu Xiaoyao is best at, and those who can be variety show hosts have a few brushes.

I think Xu Xiaoyao was also the number one person in the university back then, playing and singing touching love songs with a guitar on his back, and moved the school flower to tears, if he hadn't been chased up and down by the teaching director with a feather duster in the end, the ending would have been perfect.

"Come, sing to the beat ... Xu Xiaoyao led the singing with his hand to beat the beat.

Niu Zhuang pulled his thick throat and roared: "I can't forget the first time I saw you, a pair of charming eyes, in the 。。。。。 ”

"Stop, stop, your uncle, you're singing a love song, not a pig killing song, can you be gentle, don't use yelling. Xu Xiaoyao immediately shouted to stop, he really couldn't stand it, a classic love song with deep and touching feelings was sung by this product into a tragic pig killing song.

When I heard this song, I was not moved, and I lost any mood.

"Again, be gentle, be devoted, and express the artistic conception of this song. Xu Xiaoyao said patiently.

Niu Zhuangzhuang said with a confused face: "Uncle Xu, I really can't understand the artistic conception of this song." ”

"You just think about the picture of meeting Ma Wenwen for the first time in your mind, and then put all your feelings for her in this song and express it through the song. ”

"That's it, then I'll try it!" Under Xu Xiaoyao's continuous explanation, Niu Zhuangzhuang finally understood what the love song was all about.

"Okay, put in, come, sing to the beat... ”

"I can't forget the first time I saw you, a pair of charming eyes, in my head, your voice can't be dissipated。。。。。 ”

"Stop, stop, this time the voice is a lot gentler, but let you put in the input, your face twitched, and you jumped up and down, what does it mean?

Niu Zhuangzhuang touched his head and said with a smile: "Uncle, I'm sorry, as soon as I'm nervous, my body expressions will be more, I will pay attention." ”

"Hey, this love song, in addition to the moving singing, the posture is also very important, you must look at your beloved girl with affection, and then add a few simple and lethal actions to successfully soak the girl. Xu Xiaoyao explained bitterly.

It took a few hours of practice to get a little results.

While eating, Xu Xiaoyao shook his head and paced out of the small black room.

It can only be said that Niu Zhuangzhuang really has no talent for singing, his voice is too thick, and no matter how hard he tries, he can't sing that kind of affectionate and touching feeling.

Fortunately, this product is rich in body language, and he is quite talented in dancing.

Some hip-hop dance movements, Xu Xiaoyao demonstrated once, Niu Zhuangzhuang can remember it in his mind, and then draw a scoop according to the gourd and jump out on the spot.

While eating, the minotaur nervously leaned over and asked, "Brother Xu, how is it, how is that kid Zhuangzhuang?"

Xu Xiaoyao sighed and said, "The virtuous nephew has limited talent in singing, and he has not achieved much results after practicing for an afternoon. ”

"This stinky boy, Elm's head is not open, and watch me wake him up. The minotaur stood up, picked up a bench, and was ready to rush into the small black house, press Niu Zhuangzhuang to the ground, and beat him violently.

Xu Xiaoyao's head was full of black lines, and he hurriedly pulled it and persuaded: "Brother Niu, don't worry, I haven't finished talking yet, although the virtuous nephew is not satisfactory in singing, he is still quite talented in dancing, and he works hard enough, so it is no problem to attract Ma Wenwen's attention with a blockbuster at the cocktail party." ”

"Seriously!"

"It's more real than real gold!"

"That's very good, this kid is finally enlightened, ancestors bless!" the minotaur put down the bench in his hand.

Seeing Xu Xiaoyao's cheeks twitching, he found that the minotaur was becoming more and more violent.

If the ancestor of their old Niu family knew that his grandson was beaten up because he couldn't sing, he didn't know how he would feel.

"Brother Xu, after a few of us discussed, we decided to set the day of the reception for the evening three days later, do you think it's okay?" said Lao Jia after entering the door.

"Do I have everything I have for everyone to prepare?"

"Well, it's pretty much it. ”

"Alright, send out the invitation. ”

"According to your meaning, Brother Xu, we are going to invite thirty distinguished guests of the demon clan this time, these distinguished guests are either famous families in the demon clan, or senior local tyrants who have made a fortune for a long time, and their spending power is very strong. Zhu Wuneng said while eating the food.

Xu Xiaoyao nodded and responded: "Well, the invitation should be made more magnificent, and finally made it into bronzing, the kind that will blind your eyes when you open the invitation." ”

Zhu Wuneng responded with a comprehension: "Understood, understood!"

After a while, Hu Xiaofeng also twisted the waist of the water snake and walked to Xu Xiaoyao's side and said, "Husband, according to your meaning, several red-card girls in the drunken Red Mansion have been closed for the past few days, what are you going to teach them to do?"

Xu Xiaoyao smiled and said, "Keep it secret for the time being." ”

As he spoke, a glamorous scene appeared in Xu Xiaoyao's mind, a group of gorgeous vixens wearing mini skirts, revealing a pair of slender snow-white thighs, dancing to the beat of the music.

Tsk, it's sure to feast all the goblins.

Hu Xiaofeng didn't say anything when he saw Xu Xiaoyao, and he didn't ask too much, but he became more and more curious in his heart.

What the hell is the husband going to do?

I also asked the tailor shop next door to make some strange clothes, the clothes are good, the skirt is short and scary, there are not a few pieces of fabric, this can also be called clothes?

When you see this, don't think that Hu Xiaofeng is short-sighted.

In fact, the demon clans in the entire Lost Soul Valley are so short-sighted.

Since signing a contract with the Daomen hundreds of years ago, the demon clan has gathered in the enchantment of the Lost Soul Valley.

Therefore, the demon clan is completely unaware of the rapid changes in the outside world, and their ideological concepts are still stuck in the feudal society, so they naturally can't understand the charm of the miniskirt.

It's a pity that there is no electricity in this Lost Soul Valley, and there is no modern equipment, otherwise if you get a set of audio equipment to come in and put on the shocking dance music directly, the atmosphere will definitely be high.

It's not that Xu Xiaoyao didn't think about going out and getting some electronic devices in.

It's just that this demon clan deliberately closes off the country and doesn't have too much communication with the outside world, and Xu Xiaoyao doesn't dare to open this head.

Besides, low-key is the last word, and the demon world in the Valley of Lost Souls should not have anything to do with the outside, so that Xu Xiaoyao can make a fortune in a muffled voice.

After lunch, Xu Xiaoyao called the minotaur and Lao Jia and accompanied him to the valley mouth.

It's been ten days since I came to Lost Soul Valley this time, and Liu Jun and Wei Han can't contact Xu Xiaoyao, I'm afraid I'm going crazy, so it's better to go out and make a call.

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Thank you for the tips from the two officials who used to be gangsters and freehand 1999!