Chapter 432: Disturbing the Tranquility of the Funeral in the Middle of the Night (Prevention)

There were no customers to follow, Zhang Dadao really didn't see the slightest bit of superior temperament, and sat down on the grave next door, smoking a cigarette with "Ziyo ~ Ziyu", how temperamentless he looked like. Huang Wei is even more sure that Zhang Dadao is definitely a charlatan. How can a normal master smoke and bite the cigarette butt and spit out the foam! Huang Wei couldn't hold back and walked farther away, for fear of being targeted by Zhang Dadao and them.

When he walked away, Pang Zuodao also breathed a sigh of relief, walked to the side and said to Zhang Dadao: "Master, what should we do?

Zhang Dadao "Huh~" spit out a puff of cigarette, pressed the cigarette to the grave of the person, looked at Pang Zuodao and said: "How can you do it! You pull out the grass first!" Zhang Dadao found work for Pang Zuodao, and spit out a puff of smoke foam on the grave where he was sitting.

Pang Zuodao's eyelids jumped suddenly, and he looked at the position pointed by Zhang Dadao, which happened to be the top of a grave below. Pang Zuodao was completely desperate for Zhang Dadao's discipline, and said: "Master, you also have a bit of public morality, don't you? What about this live broadcast? You are pressing cigarette ash and spitting, so you are not afraid that this person with your ass will come to you? And over there, it's a little bad to pull out the grass on someone's grave?"

"Are you brain-dead?" Zhang Dadao rolled his huge eyes, feeling that his eyes were already not small and instantly became one size bigger, and he saw Zhang Dadao jump off the grave, knocked on the tombstone next to him and said: "Do you think it's feng shui grass over there? Haven't you heard of the saying that grass grows on the grave? I should thank me for helping him pull it out, and this! Do you think I should be afraid of him or should he be afraid of me?"

Zhang Dadao held the tombstone and shook his feet, with a brutal face! Pang Zuodao reacted at this time. He, the boss, can be afraid of ghosts, that's the real hell, if there is a ghost to find Zhang Dadao, it is estimated that he will have to pull out the skin by him. Pang Zuodao sighed speechlessly. looked at the tombstone beside Zhang Dadao for a while.

The wind on the mountain is not small, and a moment of kung fu passes. Because the wind has been blowing continuously, and the incense has been burned. Zhang Dadao took down the three burned incense tails in the thousands. Pang Zuodao came up and nodded, "It doesn't seem to be a big problem!"

Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, and looked at Pang Zuo in wonder: "When did you learn to read this?"

Pang Zuodao shook his head and said: "I didn't learn it from you! I watched "Mr. Zombie" again with the actor brother before, I heard what Uncle Nine said, people are afraid of three long and two short, and dead people are afraid of two short and one long. Isn't that neat?"

"Ignorance! How can we be deceived if the movie can believe us... Make money!" Zhang Dadao looked disdainful, and almost missed his mouth in a hurry.

"The cheating money is bright!""I am anxious to spit out the truth, and the truth is the Taoist!""666~"...... The sailors were all excited all at once.

Zhang Dadao said slowly: "It doesn't matter how long you burn incense, do you know? The important thing is the speed! The wind will be stronger at night than now, so burn a few sticks first and try the time." Let's arrange the time for the evening ceremony!"

"Ah, don't you look at the good and the bad?" Pang Zuodao was stunned for a moment, and found that it was difficult for him to keep up with Zhang Daodao's rhythm.

Zhang Dadao nodded and said: "Of course not, Ji Fierce and Poor Dao has already seen it, isn't that little girl still dead! Just have nightmares, where can she be fierce! Look at the scale of this tomb, the life is also average, and it seems that no one has come to worship for many years." It's not going anywhere, burn more paper money and it's over!"

Pang Zuodao was stunned for a moment, he couldn't figure out which sentence was true and which was false! Zhang Dadao smoked another cigarette, and then called back Huang Wei and began to walk back. When he returned, the girl from the client's house also came. Zhang Dadao pulled a few of his subordinates to the side and told them what to do at night. then specially pulled the actor to tell him the script alone.

Wait for a simple dinner. Zhang Dadao instructed the actors, and they carried the folding table and the messy stuff up the mountain. After that, everyone gathered at the foot of the mountain! Lao Niu was holding a banner in front, the actor and Bai Er's fool were wearing linen and filial piety to follow, and the actor was holding a plate. The white second fool held a paper guide light. Zhang Dadao was holding a large string of paper money with an outer circle and an inner square, looking a little excited.

This technique of sprinkling paper money. Zhang Dadao felt very good after using it once before! The main reason for making such a big scene this time was that he wanted to have a good time. And then again. It was followed by the client's mother and daughter and a bodyguard-like sweat. The lady was holding a flashlight, looking a little nervous. His daughter followed behind with a straight face, and her face was neither yin nor yang.

Zhang Dadao saw that the customer's face was not very good, so he asked them to go back and wait for the person to take the side route as a rehearsal. Bai Er's fool is basically an orphan, and it was the first time he did such a thing as wearing linen and filial piety, and he was very happy. The actor simply told him to go through the pole position once, and he happily agreed!

Not only that, but the actor also said to Zhang Dadao very seriously: "Director Zhang, the crew this time is more formal than before! Although my acting skills don't need to take the camera, but several of them are novices, and it is indeed more guaranteed to go through it again!"

After walking all over again, Zhang Dadao almost got the right time! He took people back to the small shop, rested for a while, and ate supper! Zhang Dadao waved his hand and shouted: "Let's go!"

Pang Zuodao walked in the forefront with his mobile phone, and when he heard Zhang Dadao speak, he decisively pressed it on his body!

The client's mother and daughter were stunned at the time, although there were not many of them, this posture was really professional enough. Just a few people, the movement can catch up with dozens of funeral professional teams! Especially the two surround sound speakers hanging on Pang Zuodao's body, one is more than 1,000, Zhang Dadao's money is definitely not spent in vain!

Mourning and music together, the actor's tears fell on the spot, and the whole person trembled and muttered constantly! Bai Er Fool didn't have a single tear, and his expression was also happy! But the voice was loud enough!

"Grandpa~ You died so miserably!" Bai Er's fool's voice was extremely poignant, and even the business of those two horns was suppressed!

The actor's performance is heartfelt, and at first glance, it is the kind of emotional introverted sadness that comes from it. The big man bodyguard who followed the client was a little stunned, suspecting that the actor was really a relative of the person who died.

Although Bai Er is a fool who is not distracted, the movement is big enough, and if he doesn't look carefully, he is more sad than the actor.

The old cow walked weakly in the front, and after taking two steps, he shook the flag, and the bell hanging above it made a crisp sound.

Zhang Dadao also spilled out a handful of paper money, scattering a large piece of it, and shouted in his mouth: "Passing ghosts, don't block the yin road!

They hadn't gone far when suddenly a hot water bottle exploded not far in front of them! Everyone looked up in unison, and saw a man on the third floor standing at the window with a quilt and shouting at them: "Sick! Funeral in the middle of the night, your whole family is dead!" (To be continued......

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