Chapter 57: The Fart Is the Breath in the Belly......
Xiao Lin found an excuse to run away, Chen Chuying pouted at this time and said: "Xiao Lin, you change the topic! Hehe, don't listen to Xiao Lin's bragging, my brother is a soldier, he sometimes doesn't bring a gun when he goes out now, how could Xiao Lin, a seventeen or eighteen-year-old stinky student, have that thing?"
"What do you mean by that thing? Who else said I'm seventeen or eighteen years old?" Xiao Lin gave Chen Chuying a roll of his eyes, and then said, "Wu Xitong, all the personnel have been arranged?" Speaking of work, Xiao Lin looked serious. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Wu Xitong also immediately put away his laughter, nodded and said, "Okay, all the personnel and vehicles are ready, do you want to leave now?"
Xiao Lin nodded and said, "Then let's go, but the fog is very heavy this morning, and the highway will be closed!" They are going to shoot on an island dozens of kilometers away from the city, and the highway and the cross-sea bridge are the necessary places.
"Hey, you crow's mouth won't say anything auspicious?" Wu Xitong said angrily.
Xiao Lin looked up at Tiandao: "Don't worry, we will definitely be fine! There is a saying: 'Fog and dew in the morning, and the gourd is broken at noon', after the fog, the sun must be shining, today is definitely a good day for shooting! Let's go, line up first, if it is estimated that there must be a long queue at the toll booth." ”
Wu Yanyun waved her hand, Wu Xitong did not continue to quarrel with Xiao Lin, but arranged for someone to get in the car and pull out.
When Xiao Lin and his entourage arrived at the toll booth, they found that there was a long queue of cars waiting for the card. Although the highway is not closed, but now there are restrictions on vehicles, looking at this long queue, Xiao Lin fainted: "What should I do? If you queue up regularly, you may have to wait for an hour or two!"
Wu Xitong looked up at the front, and suddenly said: "If our car is a military police car, then we can take the military police lane, that lane is unimpeded!"
Chen Chuying smiled when she heard this: "Military and police vehicles? This is easy to do, I'll make a call!"
Seeing Chen Chuying go down to call, Wu Xitong whispered: "What the hell is she doing?
Xiao Lin said with a lazy smile on his face: "She's just a student, I don't know anything else." However, it is estimated that it will not be a problem to call a military police vehicle!"
"So powerful?" Wu Xitong was a little surprised.
Xiao Lin smiled and didn't speak. He is the most powerful special elite in Huaxia, and since the above arranged for Chen Ji to come over and dock with him, it can be seen how powerful and reliable Chen Ji is, and it is definitely a piece of cake to get a car. Actually, Chen Ji had already given Xiao Lin a military vehicle, didn't he?
Soon, a military vehicle drove over, Chen Chuying waved his hand to signal Xiao Lin to come over, and then said a little curiously: "Strange, originally my brother and I said that I wanted a driver and a guard...... But my brother said that you have a military vehicle driver's license, and said that you don't need bodyguards and guards to be with you, what does this mean?"
Let everyone get into the car first, Xiao Lin got into the cab, and then said to Chen Chuying: "What do you mean? I'm just responsible for driving." With a beautiful woman like you, are you still afraid of checking the car and afraid that someone will trouble us?"
Chen Chuying was stunned for a moment, and then instantly patted Xiao Lin's shoulder with a little enthusiasm, and said arrogantly: "Don't be afraid of everything, there is an aunt!" At this moment, Chen Chuying's vanity was greatly satisfied.
"Aunt?" Xiao Lin took a long time to react, then rubbed his nose and smiled bitterly: "This is the rhythm of changing into a Condor Hero in seconds! I don't want to become a one-armed Yang Guo...... Also, your brother is my brother, are you sure you want to be my aunt?"
"Cut! The generations are their own, anyway, I am your master and aunt!The Condor Heroes?It seems to be good......" Chen Chuying's mind opened up at this moment, and he began to think about the legend of the Condor Heroes.
Xiao Lin pushed Chen Chuying and said, "Okay, don't daydream! There are a few cars blocking in front, your aunt should quickly use her magic skills to open the way!"
"Dare to block our way?" Chen Chuying simply stretched out her hand and picked up the loudspeaker microphone on the car, sounded the siren a few times, and then pretended to say: "The vehicles occupying the military police lane, please pull over!
The traffic police officer on duty took a closer look: "Hey, the license plate of this military vehicle is too good, and it must be cooperated." ”
Soon, the passage of military and police vehicles was completed.
Chen Chuying immediately urged Xiao Lin to drive. The traffic police on duty saluted and welcomed, and Xiao Lin subconsciously returned a military salute. Xiao Lin's standard and stylish military salute made several beauties in the car shine again.
"Hey, good apprentice, do you tell me honestly, have you ever been a soldier?" Chen Chuying is too familiar with the temperament of a soldier, since her brother Chen Ying doesn't tell her what Xiao Lin does, then it's okay for her to ask herself, right?
Xiao Lin felt a pain in his heart, but on the surface, he said relaxedly: "Do you think I am like a person who has been a soldier at my age?"
Chen Chuying looked at Xiao Lin for a while, then shook his head and said: "Of course you are a student depending on your age, how can you ever be a soldier? But why do I always feel that you have a military temperament? Tell me honestly, what are you doing? Don't fool me with what you bragged about just now, the Chinese God of War, the World Super God of War!"
Xiao Lin said a little helplessly: "What else can I do? Aren't I your apprentice now? Aren't we the Condor Heroes?"
"Hmph, who is a couple with you? We are not 'Condor Heroes' but 'Condor Legends'!" Chen Chuying turned the Condor Heroes into Condor Legends in seconds.
Xiao Lin shrugged and said, "Legend of the Condor, fortunately, it's not the Legend of the Phoenix! Okay, it's on the highway ahead, I hope the fog won't get worse." ”
With the military vehicle opening the road, the bus behind also followed smoothly, and the two cars passed the toll station one after the other and got on the highway.
Xiao Lin opened the car window, the morning breeze blew, and he felt cool and comfortable.
The girls were also in a good mood, chattering and talking.
It's just that everyone's good mood was only maintained for a while, and when it came to the cross-sea bridge, the fog here was particularly heavy, the bridge was temporarily closed, and the vehicles could only wait in place.
"How can this be? The fog is too big today! Xiao Lin, let's get out of the car, how boring is it to wait in the car?" Seeing that everyone else got out of the car and waited, several girls also wanted to get out of the car.
Xiao Lin said with a smile: "Chen Chuying don't go down, others are casual." ”
Chen Chuying was puzzled: "Why?"
Xiao Lin said a little helplessly: "Because you are too beautiful, you can be called a disaster for the country and the people, in this case, you still dare to go down to show off, are you not afraid of causing onlookers?"
"I ...... You're becoming more and more pleasing to your master! I'm so relieved, so relieved!" Chen Chuying was very happy in her heart.
"No way, I don't please you, I'm afraid you will recite the Tightening Mantra!" Xiao Lin joked.
"Tightening the spell?" Chen Chuying was stunned for a moment, and suddenly snorted and said: "Yes, I'm the master, if I have a tight spell, I won't recite it and it will be invalid after expiration, so let's start - the little apprentice of the Heavenly Spirit Spirit and the Earth Spirit will appear soon...... Well, why aren't you reacting? Shouldn't you roll in the car?"
Xiao Lin really couldn't cry or laugh, so he could only cover his head and shake it around: "Ah...... My head hurts!Ah...... Master, you have received your supernatural powers!, I'll take it!"
"Hahaha......" Chen Chuying laughed and clutched her stomach. The other girls are also staggering.
"Poof......" Xiao Lin suddenly made a sound, which made the laughter stop abruptly!
"What sound?" the girls asked, wide-eyed and curious.
Xiao Lin Baoxiang said solemnly: "Forehead rice tofu, fart is the gas in the stomach......"