Chapter 802: The Adventures of Xiaoxian
After a real and thorough night, it wasn't until the morning light had risen that Kim Jong Kwon and the collective convulsions of the girls' generation fell asleep, and Rao is Kim Jong Kwwon's good physique couldn't hold on.
Beer, soju and red wine are mixed together, and the power is not inferior to the time when Huang Bo poured liquor before, and because he drank all the fun, there was no wine in the middle, Kim Jong Kwon also harassed his agent in the middle of the night, and asked him to come all the way to send wine and fried chicken and rice sausages and other snacks, and I don't know where he bought it at that time.
However, thanks to the blessing of the hard-working Uncle Park Chang-chul, Kim Jong-kwan controlled Yoon-a, the last person who was drunk and crazy, and he could finally rest.
Yun'er hasn't fallen down at this point in time not because she has a good amount of alcohol, but because she belongs to the lord who 'died' early, and then came back to life after sleeping on the spot with full blood, which is completely a bug!
It was also because of her that Kim Jong-kwon, who was physically and mentally exhausted, was too lazy to move them back to his room to sleep, except for Xiao Xianmei, who had the best stopping power, and slept on his own bed, others, including Kim Jong-kwon, were lying in the living room horizontally, and profoundly explained what 'lying corpse' is!
On a rare day off, no one came to disturb me, and I slept until 4 p.m.
As soon as Xiao Xian, who was fully awake, left the room, he was stunned by the 'corpses' all over the floor, and if Guinness had a record for the most bizarre sleeping position, then Xiao Xian thought that her Ernies were fully qualified to challenge for the world record!
The sisters who are placed in front of Xiaoxian's eyes to extremely refresh her three views can be said to be more bold than the other!
The most normal of these is ... Well, forget it, let's compare who is the most abnormal.
No. 1 seed player Kwon Yoo Li Xi, she showed the world with years of yoga training, the correct use of yoga sleeping, the whole head was clubbed on the ground, and then the missing lower limbs flew on the wall, the whole person fell asleep in a weird handstand position, and it seemed that he was sleeping very sweetly...
And the second player who can have the most bizarre sleeping position PK with Yoo Lee is a combined model of Taeyeon and Hyoyeon, at this time Hyoyeon's body is on the ground, one leg is thrown on the sofa, and the other leg is held in Taeyeon's arms, and the most funny thing is that Hyoyeon still has his mouth wide open when he sleeps, and he looks crying, as if it was because one leg was snatched away by Taeyeon and was wronged.
The last seeded player is a silly T who can lift Jiro's legs even when she sleeps, and she always feels as if she is fighting cocks with someone else in her dreams, and it seems that she has never won.
may be aware of how terrifying the girlhood of the incarnation of the Bombardment Group is, so Kim Jong Kwon, who persevered to the end, found a small corner and curled himself up here and fell asleep, announcing his withdrawal from this strange sleeping posture competition.
As a busy Xiaoxian, looking at this strange 'corpse' with a headache, there is a feeling that a turtle bites a hedgehog and has no way to start, although such a long time has passed, she already knows how unreliable these sisters are, but every time she sees this kind of scene, she is still speechless.
In desperation, Xiaoxian had no choice but to start the daily task of waking up her sisters, but this time she had to face her sisters with a hangover, and it would be more terrifying than usual.
"Xiuying Oni, get up, it's already four o'clock in the afternoon~" Xiaoxian first picked a Xiuying who was closest to her and had a relatively normal posture, and began to call her up carefully.
"Ahh
Xiaoxian's face bulged, these words were really sad in her ears, she called everyone up out of good intentions, but she was yelled at for no reason.
Fortunately, all this has been taken for granted, and while being busy and being favored by everyone, it is natural that he will also be 'bullied'.
After snorting cautiously, Hyun came to Taeyeon's side this time, pushing her shoulders while trying to wake her up.
"Tayon Oni, Tayon Oni?"
"Ah~~ It's Xiaoxian, come, Ernie hug, woo~ so good!" After Taeyeon reluctantly opened her eyes and saw that it was the well-behaved Xiaoxian, she naturally let go of Xiaoyeon's leg, and then directly hugged Xiaoxian who squatted down in her arms as a pillow and continued to sleep.
Xiaoxian's nose, which was treated as a child again, began to tremble, which means that she cares a lot and is going to be angry, and Xiuying, who was originally angry when she got up, said a few words, and she was a little depressed, and now she is used as a humanoid pillow by Taeyeon, and she is forced to sleep with her.
Xiaoxian is very angry, and the consequences are serious!
So after struggling to break free from Taeyeon's clutches, Hyun-hyun looked at his sisters in one place with trepidation, only to feel that there were mines everywhere.
However, when Xiao Xian, who was at a loss, suddenly noticed Kim Jong Kwon who was sleeping in the corner, her eyes immediately lit up, if no one would take what she said seriously, then just wake up Zhong Quan OPPA, and then let Zhong Quan OPPA have a headache.
Xiao Xian, who thought of it, activated his hidden belly black attribute, and quietly crossed the 'Mine Girls' to Kim Jong Kwon's side.
"OPPA, up, OPPA?"
Kim Jong Kwon, who had drunk a lot of alcohol, slept very well, so Xiao Xian puffed up her bun face again, and the wings of her nose began to tremble, looking at Kim Jong Kwun, who was unresponsive, she simply began to use her hand to hold the ends of her hair in front of his nostrils.
"Ah~~ah~~ Ahh
"Zhong Quan OPPA don't sleep, get up quickly, it's more than 4 o'clock in the afternoon, if you go to sleep again, tomorrow's notice Ernie will not be able to keep up. ”
"Ah, it's Xiaoxian, don't make a fuss, OPPA is so sleepy, can't you let OPPA sleep for another hour? Speaking of laziness, the 9 people in Girls' Generation together may not be as good as him, so Xiaoxian's abacus fell through again, and Kim Jong Kwon turned over directly, turned his back to her, and tried to fall asleep again facing the wall.
Xiao Xian's face turned cold, and the flutter of his nose had entered a certain overfrequency.
Although her brothers and sisters ignore her, Xiaoxian himself will not give up easily!
So she immediately turned out the stereo she had used before from the room, connected it, and clicked on the song "The snake is coming~!" that many people are familiar with~!"
As a wake-up song that even Jiang Hudong had to take, the huge noise of "The Snake is Coming" resounded in the dormitory!
"Yikes!"
"Please, let me sleep a little longer!"
"It's noisy!"
5 minutes later, the girls' generation and Kim Jong-kwon, who were all in the shape of chicken nests and red circles, had a nervous breakdown...
Xiaoxian finally woke everyone up and staged a counterattack in a hurry!