Chapter 60 One gram of gold is pig litter
"The old pig cultivates the Xuanmen Exercises, and this Heavenly Realm Immortal Group can come in as long as it has the power of pure immortal Dao, so I came in. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info" Zhu Bajie said, "Although my old pig has become a messenger of the Western Pure Altar, what he has learned is the change of Xuanmen. ”
Zhu Bajie's voice fell, and the audience was quiet for a while.
Although Lin Zihua was not at the scene, he could feel an awkward atmosphere spreading through the screen of his mobile phone.
Nezha: "Zhu Bajie, Chang'e is offline!"
Zhu Bajie: "Is she still angry with me? Alas, in fact, I only have admiration for Sister Chang'e, and I don't want her to hate her. ”
Chang'e: "Bajie, on the way to the west, you forgot about the Bodhisattva and the Venerable Hanging? ”
Chang'e is not offline!
Lin Zihua felt even more embarrassed, but the psychological quality of the immortals was obviously different from ordinary people.
Zhu Bajie not only looked embarrassed, but also posted a few pictures of pig's head smirking, it seems that as long as Chang'e says, whether it is praise or criticism, he is very happy.
However, Zhu Bajie still gave an explanation: "Cultivating Buddhism and cultivating the mind, not confined to external things, Buddhism has Jigong who is not taboo with wine, meat, meat and vegetables, and has countless joyful Zen for marrying wives." Although I am a messenger of the Pure Altar, as long as I cultivate my mind, everything is not a problem. Besides, today's confluence of Buddhism and Taoism, you don't have to treat me as an outsider. Each of you, who doesn't know a few Bodhisattvas, who hasn't been drinking and chatting with the Buddhas?"
Tai Bai Xing: "Okay, Zhu Bajie, don't talk about us." You have a little relationship with the Taishang Tianzun, and we are not going to reject you, but you suddenly came in, we were a little surprised, hurry up and send a red envelope, send a red envelope, everyone is still good friends. ”
Tai Bai Xing actually has such a humorous side, Lin Zihua feels that his impression of immortals who have lived for an unknown number of years is too deep-rooted.
However, the content of Tai Bai Xing's mouth is still very interesting.
is too heavenly, it is too old.
There is such a record in Journey to the West: Zhu Bajie's nine-toothed nail rake was refined in the gossip furnace of Taishang Laojun.
In various folklore, it is also said that Zhu Bajie became an immortal after cultivating the exercises of Taishang Laojun.
If you look at the platinum star now, this thing is basically certain.
Interestingly, at the end of Journey to the West, Zhu Bajie became the messenger of the Pure Altar, although he did not become a Buddha, but he actually had the most benefits.
What is a Pure Altar Messenger?
The messenger of the pure altar is the gods who collect tributes on various sacrifices, and the oil and water are the most abundant.
Zhu Bajie's performance in Journey to the West was very bad, and he was able to get such a fat errand, obviously because the Buddha saw the face of the Tianzun behind him.
Lin Zihua now has a flexible brain, and after a little analysis, he has figured out a lot of things.
Nezha: "Yes, hurry up and send red envelopes, we are still good friends." Old pig, I sent a red envelope, and I have time to come to the heavenly realm to play with me. ”
Zhu Bajie: "It's okay to play, don't use bricks!"
Nezha: "Don't worry, I haven't used bricks for many years......"
After laughing and scolding, the celestial immortals returned to their lively appearance.
Truth be told, there are no secrets on public channels.
When Zhu Bajie came in, there would actually be nothing to do, not to mention that the relationship behind him was extraordinary. If there is really anything important, the working immortals of the Heavenly Realm will definitely communicate and contact in their own way, such as private chats.
After understanding what the red envelope is, Zhu Bajie said: "Interesting, fun, it turns out that this artifact can also send red envelopes like this." The new people who join in have to give out red envelopes?"
Nezha: "Of course, even my master Taiyi Zhenren has given out red envelopes, how can you not give red envelopes, old pig?"
Zhu Bajie sent a few pictures of smiling faces: "Since you like me so much, the old pig also sends some." As a messenger of the pure altar, my old pig eats and drinks spicy food, and unfortunately gets stones, but the pain of my pig is the happiness of you, and it is not weak to divide the stones into particles and send them out as red envelopes, what do you think?"
Nezha: "Pig litter?
Barefoot Daxian: "Mortal pig litter is extraordinary, Marshal Tianpeng's pig litter must be even more extraordinary, I want to grab two grains." ”
The barefoot immortals were all shocked!
Lin Zihua doesn't know much about pig litter, but looking at this situation, his whole spirit is focused, and it seems that something good is about to appear.
What is strong in pig litter?
Then you have to try your luck.
Chang'e: "Yes, it seems that you, the messenger of the Pure Altar, are not in vain, and you have finally done something useful." ”
I deserve praise for eating stones......
I don't know why, looking at the words sent by Chang'e, he has a feeling that he wants to laugh.
It seems that the world-famous Guanghan fairy still has a very cute side.
Zhu Bajie is a continuous giggle pattern, obviously Chang'e can ignore him, he is happy, this pig's love is really firm enough.
After a while, Zhu Bajie's message reappeared: "Everyone, please!"
At the same time as the information appeared, the rain of red envelopes also appeared.
Lin Zihua quickly clicked on the screen with both hands, which was obviously much faster than in the past.
The body lifts and everything changes!
"The red envelope has been snatched away!"
"The red envelope has been snatched away!"
"The red envelope has been snatched away!"
"Congratulations, grab a pig litter!"
"The red envelope has been snatched away!"
"The red envelope has been snatched away!"
"The red envelope has been snatched away!"
"Congratulations, grab a pig litter!"
“……”
Zhu Bajie's things seem to be a lot?
No matter how much others can get, Lin Zihua was very happy when he saw that he had grabbed a lot of red envelopes.
The old pig is worthy of being the messenger of the pure altar, and he admires it by eating so many stones.
Three minutes later, the rain of red envelopes ended.
Lin Zihua saw that the thought moved, and was about to exit the Heavenly Immortal Group to see the package, but the screen took the initiative to divide into two, the upper part was the Heavenly Immortal Group, and the lower part was the package.
In the lower right corner of a fiery red pattern that looks like a pill, there are two numbers: 15.
"I grabbed fifteen pieces of pig litter?" Lin Zihua smiled with satisfaction.
The result is okay, and he is very satisfied!
I don't know how many other immortals there are?
Looking at the Heavenly Realm Immortals, Lin Zihua quietly waited for the exposure of the other immortals.
Nezha: "Old pig, you are really generous, thank you." ”
Barefoot Daxian: "Zhu Bajie, come to me for tea when you have time." ”
Golden Horn Boy: "Recently, I have absorbed a lot of fire and poison, and I am slowly dissolving it by myself, but I didn't expect the marshal to join the fairy group and send pig litter, it seems that I will soon be able to open the furnace again for alchemy." ”
Silverhorn Boy: "Thank you, old pig." ”
The immortals from all walks of life only expressed their gratitude, and none of them said how much pig litter they robbed.
This situation made him feel a little surprised, but so many people expressed their gratitude, and he naturally had to leave a message.
Anonymous Immortal: "Thank you, Marshal Tianpeng!"
Nezha: "The anonymous immortal has appeared!"
Chang'e: "Anonymous Immortal, who are you?
Lan Caihe: "Anonymous immortal, come out and see you." ”
Hundred Flowers Fairy: "Anonymous Immortal, who are you?"
What's going on?
Lin Zihua sent a word of thanks, but he didn't expect to alarm so many people.
Earlier, Lin Zihua didn't send a thank you message, although it attracted the attention of others, but it was not so intense.
Lin Zihua couldn't grasp such a situation, and after thinking about it, he chose to be silent!
Silence is golden.
When you don't know how to say something, it's best not to say anything!
Besides, I have grabbed a few pig litters today, as the so-called good cannot be exhausted, luck can only last for a long time, Lin Zihua decided to withdraw from the Heavenly Realm Immortal Group, regardless of whether the red envelopes will be sent later......