The so-called blind date incident, basically no one mentioned it, but sometimes Xia Zewen was so scared that he had nothing to say, Xia Zewu used this matter to fight back, but in the end, it was Xia Zewu who lost, according to his own words, in this family, except for the elders, no one can defeat his brother in the skill of mouth/cannon, even Bai Xu, who has passed away, has to bow down.

"Uncle Xiao Wu is right, I hate talking to Uncle Xiao Wen the most, I can scare people with a big neck, look at him I just like you can't see me, but /dry/can't get rid of my grievances. Xia was lying on the sofa, and Bai Zhongqiu, who was sitting on the opposite sofa staring at a few bottles of red wine in front of him, complained, "You don't know, before, every time I saw him or answered his phone, I subconsciously retracted or hung up the phone, I have to admit that I was really afraid of him." Since I was a child, I haven't won a few times in terms of quarrels, and they have basically been wiped out. ”

"Normal!" Bai Zhongqiu raised his head, hooked the corners of his mouth slightly towards Xiaxia, chuckled, and said, "The most poisonous person in our family is the second uncle, but in front of Uncle Wen, the second uncle will also bow down." I remember that the second uncle said a long time ago that every time he chatted with Uncle Wen, in the end, he would break up unhappily, and every time he wanted to punch him hard in the face that was underwhelmed. ”

"Hehe, this should be every one of his ...... Well, people who have been bullied especially want to do it!" Bai Zhongqiu thought for a while before choosing the relatively mild word "bully". He raised his head and glanced at Lord Lele, who was lying on his stomach in the summer and was so bored that he began to play with his feet, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Your quarantine has been lifted?

"Mmmmmm, but, not only today, before going home, he will be in our hands!" Xia Xia smiled evilly at Bai Zhongqiu, "Honey, don't be surprised, your hearing is completely fine, you heard it right, this guy ......" Xia Xia lifted Lord Lele on his stomach, shook it twice at Bai Zhongqiu, and put it back on his stomach, and continued, "It's up to the two of us to be responsible." Of course, only during the day, after dinner, we still have to change him back in a proper and honest manner, and we can't steal him. ”

"Why?" Bai Zhongqiu didn't study his red wine anymore, frowned slightly, and said, "Grandma doesn't have time?"

"This is one of the reasons, you know, it's not about to be the fifteenth day of the first month, the elders in the family are busy shaking the Lantern Festival, although their own family can't eat much, but the craftsmanship of the grandfather, it is simply impossible to ask for. Therefore, the old man thinks that if you prepare a return gift for those nephews and grandchildren who come to pay homage to their old age, his own Lantern Festival is a good choice, after all, this is the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, and every family wants to eat, right?"

"So, grandma, they went to help Uncle She?" Seeing Xia nodding, Bai Zhongqiu asked again, "This is one point, what about the second point?"

"The second point is what the old man meant. Summer pinched Lord Lele's little fat hand, pinched his nose again, and said, "Boys are going to grow up with boys, always rolling in the women's pile, the impact on boys is not particularly good, when they grow up, their sexuality/personality will become strange or something." ”

"Hmm!" Bai Zhongqiu nodded, "This is in agreement! Since that's the case, he will follow us to study, he should be able to remember some of it, and he can become a scholar or something when he grows up." ”

"He is now a scholar enough, like a little clever ghost, if this is smarter, then it should be to the sky!" Summer reached out and pinched Lord Lele's face again, originally wanted to say something, but his mobile phone rang at this time, picked it up and looked at it, it was a video call request, and then looked at the name of the person who called, he smiled evilly, "Ho Ho, this guy finally knows to make a safe call, after so many years, he sent me a text message on Chinese New Year's Eve." ”

"Moqi?"

"Hmm!" Xia clicked the accept button, and in just a few seconds, Mo Qi's big head, which was still working hard abroad, appeared on the screen, and Xia waved his hand towards Mo Qi, "Hey, Xiao Qiqi, it's been a long time, and it's been a good time?" If I'm not mistaken, it should be night over there at this time!"

"It's night, if it's not night, how can I call you, I want to know that this time the work is so tiring, the people here are so good, how much money you give, you can't run out to find guilt during the New Year!"

"It's hard, but I think you look pretty good, you're still alive!"

"Do you believe it or not?" Mo Qi pointed to his pair of obvious dark circles, "Are you blind or what, can't see such a big panda?"

"Brother Xiaoqiu, come on me, Xiao Qiqi is going to beat me, I'm so scared!" Xia Xia grimaced at Mo Qi in the video, "Okay, okay, don't stare at me, no matter how big your eyes are!"

"I have a big groove, I want to curse when I talk about this! I didn't think about it so troublesome before I came, and the person who provided the information didn't say anything about it! When I got here, I didn't know what to do, seriously, Xiao Jiji, if I could do it so easily, my brother and I wouldn't be so decadent!" Mo Qi yawned, looking tired, "Xiao Jiji, let me tell you, this gringo with red eyebrows and green eyes is really an old hat, worse than an old hat, I haven't seen anything in the world!" You say, ha, you haven't seen the world, you are honest, what's the matter is that you're also the guest of honor you invited, so you have to be careful to serve them, right? But they're not, like Nima's 100,000 whys, they ask this and that, and after asking, they say that this is not in line with science, it can't be implemented, this doesn't meet their regulations, and it can't be done. Of course, every place has its own rules, and I can't say anything, but if it doesn't conform to science, I wondered, why didn't you think about it when you invited me, a person who is not very scientific in itself? If I had thought about it earlier, I wouldn't have ended up in a lonely New Year in a foreign country!"

"It seems that it's really hard, otherwise, how can there be such a big grievance, you can feel it through the screen. But......" Xia touched his chin, "what are they going to do when they ask you, the Celestial Master, to go? ”

"Where is the non-disclosure agreement, they need to know that the guy I got out is such a difficult person, I guess they won't look for me!" Mo Qi waved his hand towards Summer, "It's not that you can't say it, you will have to meet sooner or later anyway." ”

"What the hell is it, don't sell it, okay?"

"They want me to help suppress the soon-to-awaken Blood Prince. ”

"What's it?" Xia Xia listened to Bai Zhongqiu's words, was slightly stunned, and plucked his ears, "The wind was too strong just now, I didn't hear clearly!"

Bai Zhongqiu, Mo Qi, and Lele: "......" 166 Reading Network