Chapter 1003: Lolicon?
So Taeyeon's face was just a little softened, and he was not completely convinced, which was a small mistake that Kim Jong-kwon didn't expect.
And Yun'er and the others have already begun to keep rolling their arms, and they seem to have goosebumps on the ground!
"Huh~ It's all goosebumps!"
"My wife comes to hug ~"
"Husband~ What kind of girl do you like?"
"Wife~ I just like you like a girl, small, soft and childlike girl when she hugs it!"
"My husband is so nice, come and kiss~"
If you don't pay attention to it, Yori and Sika have already started to stage 19 forbidden pink, which makes people's faces red!
"Isn't OPPA really Lolicon?" At this time, Pani's unusually serious suspicion made Kim Jong-kwon's eyes widen!
"Ahh
If you like big breasts and a warped ass, you say he's a pervert, and if you like a girl with a petite and childlike body, you say he's a Lolita, and it's not right to co-authored him!
"Although Taeyeon Oni is not strictly speaking, it is really possible that OPPA is lolicon!" Yuna said after a long thought.
"What do you say?" Sunny, a veteran driver in the team, suddenly became interested in the topic.
"I still remember that OPPA just came back from the army and participated in Yoo Jae-seok's predecessor's "Happy Together" once, and that was also the first time that Chung Kwon OPPA exposed the ideal type in the show... Yoona struggled to remember.
"Don't talk about the news that everyone knows, let's get to the point!"
Do you remember that OPPA said in response to this question that he liked the New Year? ”
"Seems to have this, and then what?"
"OPPA was only 22 or 23 years old at that time, right?
Kim Jong-kwan was completely conquered by Yuna's divine logic!
What's even funnier is that Yu Li and the others actually nodded stupidly in agreement, and then looked at him with disdain!
"Hey, hey, hey, why did I target minors! Are girls around the age of 20 also minors?!"
"No, I'm just saying that OPPA's target includes those underage girls at the time, and it's OPPA who says that he likes young girls~" Yun'er continued to change the concept and tried to fool around.
"What about elementary school students that year, why do you think I even included elementary school students in the target?" Kim Jong Kwon said angrily.
"Wow! Oni, look, Zhong Quan OPPA has finally exposed his true colors, even elementary school students don't let go, it must be Lolicon!"
Looking at Yun'a's babbling appearance, Kim Jong Kwon didn't bother to take care of her, everyone else was covering their mouths and snickering, and no one took it seriously.
Yuna acted for a while to see that no one cooperated with her, maybe she felt bored, so she snorted and stopped slandering him.
"I should have answered that question just now, but is it my turn to ask you?"
"Sort of, who made us have a traitor inside~" Sunny said helplessly.
"Who does OPPA want to ask?"
"Then I'll ask softly. Kim Jong Kwon said with a smile.
Taeyeon immediately snorted, but was ready to answer the question.
"What are the three moments you miss me the most every day?"
Hearing Kim Jong Kwon ask such a shameless question, everyone was speechless, including Taeyeon.
But 5 seconds couldn't leave her room to think at all, so she subconsciously replied: "When eating, when taking a bath, when sleeping... ”
"Oh~~~"
"Taeyeon was thinking about OPPA when she was eating, thinking about OPPA when she was taking a shower, and she didn't forget to think about OPPA when she was sleeping, tsk, she was so jealous all of a sudden!"
"What's there to think about, just eat together, take a bath together, and sleep together~" Sunny didn't drive slowly at all!
"I still need you to say it~" Yu Li couldn't help but tease.
So everyone looked at the two of them with extremely ambiguous eyes, knowing that it was one thing, and hearing someone say it was another.
A few little tricks are starting to heckle again!
After Kim Jong Kwon heard her answer, he was not unhappy at all, but said with a smile: "So that's the case, I was even thinking about me when I was eating, bathing and sleeping, so touched~"
Taeyeon immediately flew over with a hygienic eye, and her face turned rosy.
When I eat, I miss him the most, but when I take a bath and sleep, I miss him the most... What do you think he's going to do at this time?
"Did OPPA take a shower with Taeyeon?" "Sunny's car is getting faster and faster, and Xiaoxian and the underage Crystal are already a little overwhelmed, just a little fantasy about that kind of image makes their faces blush and scary!
Kim Jong Kwon immediately looked right, "Adults, don't ask about what children shouldn't ask!"
Sunny immediately laughed speechlessly, she... Child?
"I'm a child?What is Taeyeon who is the same age as me? Sure enough, OPPA is still a lolicon!"
Kim Jong-kwan was speechless for a moment, and then quickly defended: "I mean, there are children present, don't always talk about this kind of topic." ”
After speaking, he raised his chin to the little crystal who pricked up his ears and eavesdropped.
Sunny also knew that it was better to stop this kind of thing, so he didn't continue to ask, and let the two of them go.
Although Kim Jong-kwan successfully took advantage of this problem to make Taeyeon no longer keep a straight face, he also gave them the opportunity to turn the tables that he had won so hard.
Thereupon...
"Three domestic male artists who love him more than Taeyeon?"
Kim Jong Kwon "excuse me?"
"The three domestic female artists who most want to take a bath with each other?"
Kim Jong Kwon silently opened the wine...
"The three basic functions of trigonometric functions?"
What is a trigonometric function? Kim Jong Kwon thought as he poured the wine in his mouth...
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That's it, they asked, Kim Jong Kwon drink!
They kept asking, Kim Jong Kwon kept drinking!
In the end, these beer, shochu, and red wine were all drunk by Kim Jong Kwon alone!
And at this time, Kim Jong Kwon, who was already in a drunken state, still hadn't fallen yet!
"It's almost okay, OPPA is like this!" Taeyeon still felt sorry for him, and he didn't know when he had already sat down next to him, brought him food and poured warm water.
If it weren't for Taeyeon's care, Kim Jong Kwon would have fallen by this time, after all, it still hurts to drink so many kinds of wine.
Yuna and the others have bullied him enough today, so they don't have any opinions, and they are discussing where to let Kim Jong-kwan live today, after all, they must not be able to go home like this, so they have to spend the night in their dormitory.
But at this time, the drunken Kim Jong Kwon suddenly quit...