Chapter 651: Why Persecute a Salted Fish!
Luen's reinvention of the Rabbit in a suit ended in failure.
Due to the influence of unknown forces, after Lu En modified the consciousness of the Rabbit in the suit, the latter's behavior became even more crazy and nonsensical, always carrying out all kinds of frustrating behaviors with a serious attitude, and the young Bacon suffered miserably.
Faced with this situation, Lu En originally planned to re-create a new consciousness, but he soon changed his mind and decided to go into battle himself to find out the truth about this world.
Of course, in order to better cover up, he also set up a character template for himself as a "grumpy brother".
In short, after a series of twists and turns, when the sky was about to dawn, Bacon, who was huddled in the corner with the quilt, stared wide-eyed, and his face was full of indescribable shock.
"You say you're a god from another world, and you're here to save this world?"
"A great being that even the gods can't resist has launched a game called evolution in our world, not only to kill each other, but also to destroy the world?"
He couldn't help but open his mouth to repeat what Lu En had said, and there were a hundred disbelievings in his eyes!
If it weren't for the sudden appearance of this talking rabbit in front of him, and it was extremely violent and terrifying, he would not be an opponent at all, I'm afraid Bacon would have laughed out loud at this time, he is already 17 years old, and he is not as easy to deceive as a child!
"Then you should go to the police or government workers, don't you know the police number?"
He scratched his head, "I'm just an ordinary high school student who just woke up and hasn't even brushed my teeth, and you suddenly told me about saving the world,....... Why don't I think about it first?"
He cautiously looked at the rabbit in a violent suit, and made up his mind that he would call the police as soon as it was dawn and let the government deal with this kind of thing.
He just wants to be a comfortable salted fish quietly, why should he go with a rabbit to save the world?
Isn't today's ordinary life fragrant?
Unlike ordinary teenagers who are full of whimsy, Bacon is a teenager with no ambition, or Buddhism, and his greatest wish is to play games happily during the holidays, and then pour tons of happy ascending water.
The end of the world, a great catastrophe or something, was completely out of his mind.
If the world is over, it means that there will be no new game releases, and the salted fish author can also be open-minded, justifiably interrupted, and even Happy Water will be discontinued, this kind of day, it is just chilling to think about.
Bacon shook his head, put aside the horrible illusion, and stared at the rabbit in the suit.
And although Lu En can't read minds, but through the capture of mental fluctuations, he also understands Bacon's thoughts, and suddenly grinned strangely: "You can try to call the police, or tell others, but I promise, no one will be aware of my existence except you!"
"You're going to be treated like crazy, mentally ill, far from the comfort of your home and your warm little bed, sent to a mental hospital, and finally die a miserable death. ”
Lu En's bland and emotionless description suddenly made Bacon creepy: "Hey, we have no hatred or resentment, don't you need to treat me like this, what do you like about me, can I change it?"
"If I don't recommend another person to you, the captain of our school's basketball team, who is not only tall and mighty, but also has a full interest in saving the world, you will definitely get along very well, why bother with me?"
"Well, are you sure you want to pass up this opportunity?"
The Rabbit in the suit seemed to be silent for a while before asking.
The devil wants this kind of opportunity!
Bacon sneered in his heart, and was about to say the word "sure", when suddenly on a whim, he blinked: "Well, I'll just ask, if I give up, will something bad happen, such as amnestics of mine or something?"
"Not really, deleting memories can be a hassle, especially now, when I've always been simple and straightforward!"
Luan looked at Bacon with a smirk.
The latter pricked up his ears and asked carefully, "What way?"
"If you want to get out of the evolution game, you can only die, since you voluntarily gave up your qualifications, then rest assured, I will definitely help you fake an accidental death without flaws, say, how do you want to die?"
"Falling from a stairs, falling to death, being stoned to death by a flower pot, tripping and falling to your head while walking, drowning in a bathtub, being hit by a car, being poisoned by eating poisonous food?"
"Personally, I recommend being hit by a car because it's more convenient......"
"Stop, stop!"
Before Lu En could finish speaking, Bacon jumped up from the ground with a scream, and swallowed violently: "I have decided, this kind of thing is mine to save the world, and no one wants to rob me!"
"You just ......?"
"I just didn't wake up just now, but now I figured it out, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell!"
Bacon was righteous and awe-inspiring, crumpled the quilt at his feet and threw it on the bed.
"Teachable!"
Luan grinned.
"I'm glad you have such determination, then let's start immediately, if you want to defeat the enemy, a strong body is essential, from today onwards, I will make the most rigorous training plan for you, and you will quickly become a strong man!"
"Uh, do you want to be the harshest as soon as you come up, can you make a simple mode transition first?"
Bacon had a sense of foreboding.
"From now on, you're going to do 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and finally run 10 kilometers every morning!"
"You'd better kill me!"
Only half of the hearing was heard, and the young Bacon was already slumped on the bed with his eyes blank, his eyes full of a salted fish's accusation against the world.
If you want a Buddha salted fish to do this every day, it is better to kill him directly.
"Training begins, now go out for a run!"
Syllable!
Lu En snapped his fingers, and Bacon immediately jumped up as if he had been whipped with chili pepper water, and the sharp pain immediately filled his body!
"This trick is called spiritual whipping, it won't cause any harm to **, but it will make you redefine the concept of pain, I'll count to three......"
Boom!
Before Lu En could finish speaking, Bacon rushed out of the room, washed his face and brushed his teeth as fast as he could, and began to run wildly.
"Eh, son, what are you doing?"
His mother looked at him blankly, only to get a shy shout.
"I'm going for a run!"
Running is running, how do you make it look like there is a ghost chasing after you?
Mother shook her head, yawned, and went back to sleep.
And Bacon was on the way to the wild, and he was suddenly whipped again!
Syllable!
"Slow down, pay attention to the rhythm of your breathing, and there are skills in running!"
"Ahh
Bacon couldn't help but scream, the pain of the mental whipping was not something that ordinary people could endure.
However, history has proven countless times that pain has a great effect on the formation of good habits, and for young Bacon, the nightmare has just begun.