Chapter 153 [Autobiography]
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Lin Xuan and Ah Yang did not stay in class, and after sending Xia Luoluo to the classroom, the two came to the art academy.
Compared with other colleges, the students of the art academy have more temperament, and it is also a place to improve Song Yang's appearance, there is no shortage of handsome guys and beauties, but it is still rare to be as handsome as Lin Xuan and A Yang......
Lin Xuan is still here for the first time, but Ah Yang knows everything about this place, and he came to the third floor with a familiar car, looking at the level of familiarity, he has definitely been here thousands of times!
As I was walking forward, I saw a girl with a beautiful figure walking out of the classroom, it was the beautiful woman in a cheongsam who hosted the last sorority!
Although Ah Yang is attentive, he only picks beautiful women, and the girls who have a relationship with him are all like flowers......
learned from Ah Yang that this girl's name is Chen Qiao, and she is the first blood collection target of the two today!
However, the girl didn't see Ah Yang, but walked in the opposite direction while making a phone call, Lin Xuan was embarrassed to interrupt her, so she had to follow Ah Yang not far behind the girl...... Why is there always a feeling of lewdness?
Ah Yang looked at the girl's back, and suddenly said: "The campus is tail, it's a pity that it's daytime, and I only feel it at night......"
The corners of Lin Xuan's mouth twitched, but he didn't say anything.
I don't know who the girl is talking to on the phone, her face is calm, she walks out of the teaching building, occasionally looks around, it seems that someone on the phone is guiding her to where to go, and then walks to a small river not far from the teaching building, and looks closely, only to see a boy with eyes waiting there......
Lin Xuan glanced at Ah Yang: "Interview, how do you feel when you see that the girl you have soaked in is dating other men?"
Ah Yang said very naturally: "It's all in the past tense, I don't feel anything, I'm a girl with principles, I only talk about sexual interest and don't talk about feelings, just treat it as a game, there has never been any emotional exchange, just like **, I can leave after playing, and I haven't taken it seriously." ”
Lin Xuan said helplessly: "You have never taken it seriously, but you have thought about those girls, they are not as heartless as you!"
Ah Yang shook his head willfully: "That's their business." ”
Lin Xuan was speechless and pursed her lips: "Let's go, it seems that the girl is not free for the time being, let's go find someone else first." ”
Ah Yang raised his wrist and pointed at Lin Xuan: "Look at the time, there is still one minute before class, we can only wait for the end of class, now we only have such a prey in front of us." ”
The two of them glanced towards the river, just in time to see the boy take out a rose from behind him and hand it to the girl, but the girl did not reach out to take it......
Ah Yang laughed twice: "The stone bench over there has a unique shape, I want to go over and appreciate it." ”
Where the beautiful host and the boy stood, a few steps to the left was uphill, with a row of holly trees planted next to each other, and a row of stone benches on the left.
Lin Xuan immediately knew Ah Yang's thoughts, what kind of shape was chic, the stone bench was so close to the girl, and what she said could definitely be heard clearly!
He didn't bother to expose it, he had nothing to do anyway, so he followed along.
As soon as the two sat down on the stone bench, Ah Yang immediately pricked up his ears, and listened to the boy say affectionately: "Chen Qiao, I really like you, really, you believe me!"
After a few seconds of silence, the girl's trickle-like voice said, "He Tao, thank you for liking me." ”
It's over, when a girl says "Thank you for liking me", it's equivalent to issuing a good person card, and it's no fun.
But the boy couldn't understand the meaning, and said happily: "No thanks, no thanks, I, I...... This flower is for you, you take it!"
After the girl reluctantly took it, the boy said eagerly: "Then are you willing to accept me?"
Lin Xuan and Ah Yang glanced at each other when they heard this, and at the same time murmured in a low voice: "2b!"
This man is probably the legendary nerd, and now this kind of person is also a rare animal.
Although I couldn't see the girl's expression, I could imagine how speechless and helpless she was at the moment, so I only heard her smile bitterly: "He Tao, you misunderstood, I didn't mean that, I ...... I ......"
She gritted her teeth: "I actually have a boyfriend!"
The boy was shocked and cried out, "What?!Impossible! Impossible! I've been watching you for days, you've always been single, how can you have a boyfriend!!"
The girl hesitated, "It's true, I didn't lie to you...... His name is Zhao Yang, and he is also a student of this school......"
When Ah Yang heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and laughed in a low voice: "My son has appeared, blocking the arrow." ”
Lin Xuan was also stunned, and then sighed: "How do you know it's a shield? What do I say, you think it's just a game, girls don't necessarily think the same way." ”
I didn't give my true feelings, but the girl who deceived me believed it, so it seems that Ah Yang can be regarded as a standard emotional liar, and he is the same creature as a person named Paper Qiao in a romantic comedy.
The boy was stunned on the spot, and suddenly said resolutely: "Impossible! I don't believe it! You must have made up lies to deceive me!"
The girl said gently: "Really, we met when we first started school......
Ah Yang listened for a while, and he didn't know what he was thinking, but he heard that the boy kept shouting unbelief or disbelief, and said to himself: "People don't look down on you in the first place, but you can't blame me." ”
Then he smiled at Lin Xuan: "Anyway, it seems that these two can't be together, so I'll help this brother be happy!"
After speaking, he suddenly stood up, bypassed Holly, and quietly walked behind the boy, the boy was still unaware, but the girl was stunned all of a sudden, looking at Ah Yang blankly, never expecting this thing to suddenly come out of the side.
Ah Yang patted the boy on the shoulder from behind, and the boy was startled, only to realize that there was another person behind him: "Who are you?!"
Ah Yang said earnestly: "Dude, I suggest you go back and take a look at the cheats of pickling girls, practice well, and then come out to chase girls after reading." ”
Then he walked up to the girl, and when the girl was stunned, he stretched out his hand and hugged the other party's small waist and kissed him the face!
The boy was struck by lightning and said frantically: "You, what are you doing!!
The girl looked at Ah Yang with a shy face, and her voice was like a mosquito: "You, why are you here?"
Frivolity is Ah Yang's nature, and making up lies is this guy's instinct, and he opened his mouth and said: "I vaguely feel that someone is beating your idea, and I seem to have heard your call, so I hurried here!"
The girl naturally knew that this was false, but she was also happy when she heard this sweet talk, blushed, looked up and said to the boy, "He is my boyfriend." ”
The boy glanced at Ah Yang a few times, opened his mouth, and finally didn't say a word, the goddess had already become famous, and he was extremely depressed in his heart, so he turned around and left decadently......
After he left, Ah Yang turned his head sideways and shouted: "Lin Xuan, come out, don't eavesdrop!"
Lin Xuan almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, damn, this thief shouted to catch the thief!
He walked out with a black face, and the girl was stunned when she saw him, and blurted out: "It's you, you're the boy who defeated the president of taekwondo at the sorority that night!"
Lin Xuan smiled at her, it seems that she left a deep impression on many people last time.
Ah Yang put his arm around the girl's shoulders and said, "I came here to find you today." ”
The girl was delighted, "What are you looking for me?"
Ah Yang took out a glass needle and said in a deliberative and flattering tone, "Qiao'er, can you give me a little of your blood?"
The girl was stunned for a moment, and suddenly took out a needle in broad daylight to draw her own blood??
Looking at the glass needle in Ah Yang's hand, the girl's face became a little strange, she glanced at Ah Yang, and suddenly whispered with some fear: "You, you don't want to give me drugs, right?"
Well, this chick has a lot of imagination......
Lin Xuan explained: "It's just a little bit of your blood, it's not drug use, you have to use injections to take drugs." ”
Ah Yang stretched out his hand to cover his chest, and said bitterly: "Qiao'er, how can you think like this, how can I be this kind of person! I want your blood, I just want to put it in a glass bottle and hang it on my chest, so that even if I am busy in the future, I can be with you, but you actually ...... My heart hurts!"
Vomit!!!
Lin Xuan had a chill, this guy was so easy to tell lies, he was talking nonsense with his eyes open, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he didn't know how this cheeky skin was practiced, it was really unprecedented and unprecedented!
The girl was immediately shocked by his acting skills and panicked: "Ah, that's it...... I'm sorry, it's me who is too sensitive. ”
"It's good to be sensitive, I like sensitive, the more sensitive places, the better!" Ah Yang instantly changed his face again, laughed in a cheap tone, his eyes wandered over the girl, the girl was blushing from his teasing, and punched him weakly and weakly in shame.
"Can you give me a little of your blood now?"
The girl glanced at the needle, after all, she was still afraid of pain, and hesitated: "Do you have to draw blood?
"No!" Ah Yang said resolutely, "I don't like the smell of shampoo!"
The girl let out an "oh", gritted her teeth, and raised her white jade-like jade hand: "Then you smoke it!"
Ah Yang comforted: "Don't worry, this is a high-tech needle, and it doesn't hurt at all." ”
He finally told the truth, this is indeed a high-tech needle, the top is completely flat, press on the skin, turn the scale at the bottom, a small amount of anesthetic will be released, and then there will be many small needles pierced into the skin to take a blood sample, so that there will not be any pain.
After drawing the blood sample, the girl looked at the blood in the needle tube and stroked the back of her hand a few times, not only did she not feel any pain, but she also did not leave any scars!
If she hadn't seen it with her own eyes, she would have suspected that the blood in the needle tube was not her own!
After the task was completed, Ah Yang smiled at the girl and said, "Okay, now I am satisfied, and I will carry it with me in the future...... Well, I'm still in a bit of a hurry to deal with it......"
The girl's dark eyes stared at his face, and the smoke was gentle: "You go, come to me when you're done, I'll wait for you." ”
Ah Yang looked at her, there seemed to be something strange in his eyes, as if he was addicted to playing hooligan, and kissed the girl on the face again before leaving.
After walking for a while, Lin Xuan glanced back and found that the girl was still standing in place and had been looking at Ah Yang from behind.
Ah Yang also glanced back, and smiled lewdly: "In two years, I will write an autobiography, which will be called "My Beautiful Sexual Life", or "The Road I Walked to Become a Love Saint" ......"
Lin Xuan gave him a roll of his eyes: "It should be "The Girls I Messed With Over the Years"!"
At this time, his mobile phone rang, and it showed an unfamiliar number, which seemed to be a little familiar.
Lin Xuan pressed the answer button, and a slightly indifferent woman's voice came from inside: "Lin Xuan, I'm Guo Yichen, I have something to ask you for!"
(To be continued)