Tianju Gongzu grabbed the exogenous and thought he had succeeded, but when he saw the alien from the Cowherd Star who looked like a monkey peeling off the skin and rolling three times in the cement slurry, he couldn't help but be annoyed and angry. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info. . .

"What about it... Tianju Gongzu put the exogenous in his giant hand and squeezed it hard, but he didn't expect this alien exogenous to be soft and elastic plasticity like a gummy candy, Tianju Gongzu was to crumble the exogenous into a strip, and then pinch, and then pinch into a circle, and then two giant hands to shoot together, the exogenous into a cake shape, and then, each hand grabbed the outer body and lower body, and began to move each other in the opposite direction, twisting, twisting the exogenous into a twisted shape, and then...

Bai Yu really couldn't stand it anymore, and he wanted to rush up to rescue the outer life, but this time he was stopped by Leng Wuya.

Tianju Gongzu was abusing the aliens, but the good times did not last long, and there was a sound of 'toot' in the sky, and in an instant, countless flying saucers appeared in the sky, the same size, lined up in columns, and the whole sky seemed to have been filled, and the weather was clear, which made people shudder.

Tianju Gongzu was stunned and involuntarily let go of his outer life, obviously he was also frightened, and stared at the sky with his eyes open.

"There are so many plates," said the noodle demon Liu'er with emotion: "If there is fried noodles on top of each plate, it doesn't matter if it is shredded pork with sharp peppers, or persimmon eggs, even if it is the cheapest ham sausage, it will work." ”

"Look at your unproductive appearance" Qian Mo Qi'er criticized Liu'er and said: "You know your face, you can see it, these plates are upside down, there is really no way to hold your noodles, in fact, you can't see it, those so-called plates are not used to hold noodles, they are coins, do you see?"

Qi'er pointed to the sky and shouted excitedly: " How much money does this have to have, these money, I, I am going to use it for investment, usury, run a business to make more money, I want to use these money to run a bank, I have chosen the president, yes, as the saying goes: fertilizer does not flow into the fields of outsiders, this president, I am ready to choose among our thirteen demon brothers, from the eldest to the youngest thirteen, well, after comprehensive consideration, I think ah, the most suitable, it is true, in the next, I, I am the most suitable to be the president, I am the only choice of the president, if you twelve brothers have any objections, then hurry up, draft a document, and submit it to the president of the bank, and the president of the bank must uphold justiceDestroy your documents seriously, and give you a pile of paper ashes justice. ”

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Waisheng got rid of the abuse, so he pointed at Tianju Gongzu's nose and shouted, "I apologize to you"

Qin Shou listened to it and hurriedly translated: "You apologize to me"

The alien cried out again, "You are above me as a brother of the kind."

Qin Shou translated: "My brothers of the same kind are above you"

The outsider shouted again: "It's okay for me to bully you"

Qin Shou translated: "You can't bully me"

As soon as the words fell, those countless flying saucers in the sky, two of them flew straight down, and unceremoniously cut off the two giant hands of Tianju Gongzu, and then flew back to the queue in the sky, and flew back to the identical flying saucer team, and they couldn't find it anymore, and the two flying saucers cut off Tianju Gongzu's hands at an incredible speed, but at this time it was as if nothing had happened.

"Oops" Tianju Gongzu was stunned again, but his hands were indeed cut off by flying saucers, Tianju Gongzu looked at his two broken wrists with a self-deprecating smile, and then glanced at the two broken giant hands on the ground, Tianju Gongzu smiled bitterly, and then recited a few words of 'chrysanthemum into chrysanthemum hand mantra'...

Strange things happened, and I saw that the two giant hands on the ground first turned into two big chrysanthemums, then hula turned into countless small chrysanthemums, and finally the hula flew to Tianju Gongzu's wrist, and then changed back to Tianju Gongzu's two hands.

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Old man Li was amused when he heard it: "You said they follow me?"

Stretched out his finger and pointed to the flowers on the wall and said, "That's what I aesthetic?"

Old man Leng said: "What about this child, don't you feel disgusting in your heart? That's why I came to make it like this for you, which proves that the child's aesthetics are still very normal, let's talk about me, you talk about the two of us together, we both know that you are beautiful, which proves that my vision is high and beautiful." So whether there is a problem with this child's aesthetics or not, I can't be wrong!"

Old man Li didn't approve of it when he heard it, and glared at the old man Leng: "From the time I returned to my old age to the present, I haven't found anyone who is more beautiful than me, so this means that as long as I am with others, is it that someone else's aesthetic ability is stronger than mine? Are you trying to force me to attack myself!"

Old Man Leng almost fell off the windowsill when he heard this: "Oh, his lover really dares to say anything!"

Old Man Leng sighed: "Okay, okay, okay! Your aesthetic power is strong, don't attack yourself, otherwise, where do you leave me staying." ”

Old man Li frowned and said: "You say that blue is better than blue, Xiao Yu and I look the same, but we stand together, my color is still relatively prosperous, what about Xiao Si, and we are long, they are also about the same, but what, they are still inferior to me, why haven't they grown older than me?"

Old Man Leng knew that this was Old Man Li's true words, not narcissism, nor boasting: "It's so good, the more beautiful you are, the happier I am, I look at you every day and it's pleasing to the eye, you don't know how good it is to see you!"

Speaking of this, he looked at your old man, smiled and added, "Do you know that sometimes your stinky temper comes up." I'm going to be angry with people, I really want to do it with you, but when I look up and see that you look tender, I can't do it, and most of my anger has disappeared. ”

Your old man glared at him, "You pervert." ”

Old Man Leng was not angry, and said: "Pervert, because these two words can't fall on my head, when I have feelings for you, you are still a dry old man, who would have thought that I would be so blessed later, we can rejuvenate after we have cultivated, so that you have such a beautiful face again." ”

Old man Li said: "Yes, now I am a few points better than when I was young before." In the past, because of various diseases in the body, the white was relatively pale, and there were no muscles, the body was uncomfortable every day, that uncomfortable, and there was no hair, how bright it is now, and the face is dusty, but I didn't expect that now I am old and old, and I am still alive and alive, and I am a little more beautiful than before. ”

The two chatted while talking, and they didn't look at their watches, and after a while, Old Man Leng, cleaned up the house, clean, and the color tone was also changed to light and elegant, which is the color that Old Man Li likes, Old Man Leng looked at Old Man Li and said: "You were born in **** before, I thought you would like heavy colors." ”

Old man Li said: "What kind of heavy color do you like, every day before you become famous, you come and go in the wind and rain, and you fight at every turn, and you see too much blood, it's too strong, so I like to be more elegant, and I feel better when I look at it." And before, the place where I lived was not good, it was dirty and messy on all sides, and it was dark everywhere, so I thought that if I wanted to go out to work in the future, I must be clean and elegant on all sides. ”

Old man Leng made him feel a little distressed when he said this, but he knew the past of Old Man Li, at that time, he was a wanderer, he was outside, hungry and full, living in the bridge cave, or on the chair in the park, there was the figure of Old Man Li, such a small child, bad for such a big crime, fortunately, Old Man Li has a stronger heart, the more difficult the situation, the more he thinks about the future, to live a good life, in this way, he survived.

This is also Old Man Leng, why let Old Man Li everywhere, on the one hand, because he is his lover, he should protect him, and he should spoil him a little, on the other hand, it is also because Old Man Li's life experience is too pitiful, Old Man Leng, born into a family.

Everyone in the world, it has been magnificent since childhood, how can a servant in a car have never encountered such an encounter with Old Man Li, so now, as long as he thinks of what Old Man Li has experienced before, Old Man Leng will give him three points, coupled with Old Man Li's face, it makes Old Man Leng even more stunned.

So one retreat, two retreats, three retreats, and gradually formed a habit, now the old man Li at home said one or the other, the old man Leng's opinion is just a full number, the old man Li knows that the only thing that the old man Leng will not agree to is that he said to let him beat his son, this one, it is the old man Leng, and he will not agree to anything.

As soon as the house was cleaned up, I saw Leng Xi walk in, and Old Man Leng asked, "Have you finished dealing with the mutant snakes?"

Leng Xi shook his head: "It's not done yet, it's just too slow to clean up, after all, cleaning up the mutant snake is a hard work, and the speed of collecting crystal nuclei is also slow, I'll come back first to rest and rest, and let their little ones do something." ”

Speaking of this, I remembered what I was here to do: "I'm here to invite the two of you to participate in the meeting to study the next step, and now the eldest brother and the second brother and Zhang Xin are all in the hall, sitting and waiting, let's go to study and study together!"

Old man Li nodded: "I have to study it carefully, now this mutant snake is indeed beyond our imagination, at first it was a mutant running underground to attack, then it was a mutant beast flying in the sky, and now it has become a crawling mutant snake, if it is going on below, I don't know what it will be like, so don't just study it ourselves, go and take the emperor and queen and the prince and they over, or study it with us, otherwise such a complex problem will not be conveyed clearly." ”

Leng Xi nodded and said, "Okay, right now, the emperor and queen are by our side, and they have sent a few guards who can fly, so if there is any problem, let them go back and convey it faster." ”

After speaking, he walked out and said to the guards outside: "Invite the queen, the emperor and the prince, the horses, and those soldiers to come over, and say that we have to study the strategy of the next mutant beast, and everyone will brainstorm together, and we may think more completely." ”

The guards of the dungeon went to invite someone, and the old man Leng and the others also came to the hall with Leng Xi and them, and when they came back, they saw that several children were sitting there, all of them were Li Min and their generation, and none of the younger ones of the next generation came over. Also helping out outside the city.

The seven gourd babies saw this, and their big brothers, sisters and sisters-in-law who usually coaxed them were all there, and they were all happy to run over and throw themselves into the arms of the person they liked, so the current scene is that several adults are holding a child in one hand, and now it seems that these people are not going to hold a meeting to study what strategies to deal with the enemy, but like a kindergarten parent-teacher meeting.

The guards came to the emperor and queen, although the two of them were also very tired, but the emperor and queen did not rest, and brought the horse, the prime minister and the military department to discuss the next strategy. The horse said: "According to my imagination, I don't know what kind of meat tricks the mutant beasts will make next, because after all, we are underground, and we have less contact with mutant beasts, and what we have seen is the ones they sent to attack us, so we don't know what else they have behind, but the lord of the country seems to be able to see more clearly than us, after all, they are coming down from the ground, what mutant beasts are on the ground, and what are the preparations? ”

The emperor nodded when he heard this: "What the horse said makes sense, but in the past few days, everyone has worked so hard and tired, and this incident, the main thing is that the mutant beasts are attacking the dungeon, I'm really embarrassed now, invite them to come over and study countermeasures with us, otherwise, let's come up with a plan first, and then send it to the lord of the country to see, let them check it, what do you think?"

The colt nodded: "Okay, I think so too, otherwise we would have gone to them just now, and I would have been embarrassed to bother." ”

As soon as they said this, the guards flew back, and the emperor looked up, his eyes shining with excitement, and he had some guesses about what was going on with the guards coming. But he still asked, "Wasn't you sent to follow Leng Xi and them? Why did you come back? Is there something wrong?"

The guard said, "It's the lord of the country, they are discussing countermeasures, and I want to invite the emperor and queen and the concubine, as well as a few ministers, to go over and discuss countermeasures." ”

When the emperor and queen heard this, their excitement was overflowing, and the emperor said, "Okay, let's go now." ”

Then, I couldn't wait to walk outside the door, and flew out directly from the door, and the people in these rooms flew away, and in the end only left, the prince and Xiao Jiu and Xiao Nineteen and Xiao Ran, fortunately, the prince's guards were still sensible, hurriedly walked in, and said to the child: "We have prepared the princess's car, now please the princess, take a seat!" (To be continued.) )