Chapter 382
On the way back to base
"Look?" Leng Wuya pointed at this group of demons and said to Bai Yu with a little seriousness: "Xiao Yu, do you think these things are interesting?"
"Well, haha~~" Bai Yu smiled happily and said: "The demons are dancing wildly, it's quite interesting, these thirteen demons seem to be at odds, but if they really fight, you can see that they are still of one mind, after all, we have fought with them a few times." ”
"I don't think it's interesting" Leng Zhong came over and interjected: "I don't like each of these demons, I really want to drag them over one by one and cut them up." ”
"Drag that twelve first, cut him first, I annoy him the most. "Qin Shou came over to coax.
"Well??? "Sure enough, these thirteen demons are really one heart at the critical moment, the eldest heard the conversation between Qin Shou and Leng Zhong, and heard that he was going to cut the twelve, so he walked up to Qin Shou with his head held high, and asked, "What did you just say? ”
"Yes" Qin Shou would not turn around, so he replied categorically.
"MD, dare you say it again. Mi'er's voice was extremely loud at this time, his face was full of bruises, his face was full of anger, and he seemed to be really anxious: "Twelve sons are my demon brothers, no one can bully, tell you, as the boss, my son loves his brothers as much as he loves my own organs, I can do it for my organs, oh no, I can 'go to the soup and hot pot' for my brothers, the soup is spicy soup, and the hot pot is copper hot pot, as for what shabu? I won't tell you, anyway, my brothers and I 'share sweet and sweet', now." I warn you, do you dare to say it again?"
"I'm CAO, I'll ......" Qin Shou was just about to shout, 'Just cut twelve, see what you can do?' but before the words could be spit out, his mouth was covered by Bai Yu......
"Hehe~~" Bai Yu smiled and said to Mi'er: "Your brothers, you protect, these brothers of mine, I also have to take care of them, it seems that we are both worried about our lives, in fact, this brother of mine is straight, he doesn't want to do anything to your twelve, but you." You just said that. Wash down your twelve sons and hang them in the dung pit, let him poop and eat them himself, and let him, the so-called 'poet', become a veritable 'man'. That's what you just said. ”
"And," Mi'er's big face shook and he laughed as if he was self-deprecating: "Oops." I'm going a bit too far. How can I take my brother Twelve' head down and hang him in a dung pit. Let him poop and eat it himself, and let him, the so-called 'poet', become a veritable 'man'. I can't do that, you probably don't know. But now you can understand it, in fact, I'm a demon, I've always been kind and honest, sometimes, knife mouth tofu heart, sometimes, tofu mouth tofu heart, no matter what you say, my heart is just a piece of tofu, the heart is soft, how can I put my brother Twelve's head down and hang him in the dung pit, let him pull the poop and eat it himself, let him, the so-called 'poet', become a veritable 'man'. I'm just going to wash myself down and hang myself in the dung pit, and let me poop and eat myself, so that my so-called, oh, not a 'poet' will become a veritable 'man'. 'I can't take my brother twelve' and hang him in the dung pit and let him poop and eat it himself, so that he, the so-called 'poet', will become a veritable 'man'. 'Na. I'm confident that I'm ...... this."
"That's good," Bai Yu let go of Qin Shou's mouth.
"Da Shuai" As soon as Qin Shou's mouth was liberated, he was restless again: "We don't have to be afraid of them, what can MD do? I just want to cut that bullshit......
"You?" Bai Yu stomped his feet angrily, and said in his heart: Qin Shou, Qin Shou, it's really not powerful, the set of words to Mi'er just now was in vain.
"What's the drop?" Mi'er's newly reconciled face became fierce again: "It's really exciting, isn't it? Don't you have a butt if you give it face?
"Don't~~" Bai Yu hurriedly stopped between the two and began to fight......
Writing here's 'look at the relatives' Do you think Bai Yu is a little cowardly? Actually, otherwise, Bai Yu is really a little tired, he thinks that more is better than less, some of those demons have already revealed their abilities, and some have not leaked, just for these demons who have revealed their abilities, it is indeed not an idle generation, and it is really troublesome to fight, so you should leave these demons who are unclear and unknown as soon as possible, and return to the base as soon as possible, and the rest, let's talk about it after we go back. Therefore, Bai Yu had no choice but to put on a compromised appearance......
"Oh, that's right. Bai Yu said with a wry smile: "My brother didn't say, oh, he didn't say 'cut' Twelve, my brother said 'learn' Twelve, oh, my brother has a big tongue, and he says 'cut' and 'learn', and the scolding is all his voice." ”
"What? want to learn from me? Okay, ......" Twelve Er heard this, Mei jumped up, and at the same time, a big snot bubble bubbled out of his right nostril, he was proud of the spring breeze, walked up to Qin Shou with a twist, patted Qin Shou's shoulder and smiled: " Learn poetry from me, I will teach you well, this poem is not a simple thing, its inclusion can be wide, didn't I say: heaven and earth and the universe are a poem, everything in the world is a poem, human history is a poem, daddy and mommy is a poem, grandparents are a poem, grandparents are a poem, grandpa is a poem, brothers and sisters are a poem, sons and grandsons are a poem, daughters and daughters are a poem, nephews and nephews are a poem, cousins and cousins are a poem, big cousins, little cousins, three uncles, two uncles, godmothers, four nephews and brothers-in-law, five aunts, mummies, six cousins and her fourth nephews' brother-in-law's cousins, cousins and sisters-in-law of her godfather's uncle's little sisterWell, relatives, that is to say, all of them are a poem. There are thousands of bells in the poem, there is a golden house in the poem, and there is always Yan Ruyu. In a word, in short, that is: the universe is poetry, poetry is the universe. ”
"You fart" The cry of the child could reach 250 decibels, and he was completely enraged: "How can poetry be the universe? Isn't this problem solved just now, why did you call back again? What's the matter with you? Do you want to get rid of 'football' and let 'poetry' be your big brother? Oh no, scolding, making you angry, you, twelve, do you want to get me down, you come to be a big brother? Isn't it? You give a happy word, if you give a happy word, you just give a happy word. If you don't give a good word. Hmph, you listen well, I'll just, I won't do it for you' to rush down the big head and hang in the dung pit. Let me pull the poop myself and eat it myself. Let me this so-called. Oh, and it's not a 'poet' who has become a veritable 'man'. I, I'm going to let you personally 'flush the big head down and hang it in the dung pit.' Let yourself poop and eat it yourself, and let you, the so-called 'poet', become a veritable 'man'. "Twelve, I will do what I say, you Twelve, you make my brother's heart cold, and the tofu heart is about to turn into a frozen tofu heart......"
"Brother, brother, oops......" Twelve Er saw that he was in a hurry like this, and couldn't help but feel a little distressed, after all, they were all demon brothers who ate in a unit, and they didn't see it from time to time when they looked down, and Twelve Er was a little reluctant to go, so he stepped forward and persuaded: "Brother and brother, don't be like this,
Brothers are good at discussing everything;
You say the universe is like a football,
I say that the universe is poetic;
What is the universe like?
Let's study and discuss;
The universe is vast and infinite,
How do you fit a soccer ball?
To describe the universe,
A poem is most appropriate;
The universe blinks its eyes,
I talk to the universe;
Twelve asked the universe today?
What do you choose for poetry football?
The universe comes to speak,
Laugh at me twelve haha;
Poetry football is well chosen,
Just use this to represent;
What did the universe choose?
It's ??????"
Twelve Er's recitation was full of interest, feeling a chill on the back of his neck, he raised his head timidly, and saw the angry eyes of Mi'er......
base
After several people ate the fruit, they were so nervous that they didn't even dare to move the dishes that the chef served, Yuwei looked at it and smiled: "This fruit has no conflict with food or anything, but it just grows an organ like a woman's womb in our body, and after giving birth, it will automatically fall off." ”
Speaking of this, I remembered: "I forgot to mention just now, our body may be in some pain these days, because we have to grow an organ in our body, and it will be better in three days." ”
Yuqing said: "I suggest you eat more today, wait for a while, after the fruit takes root in the stomach, the body will be in abnormal pain, and then you won't have the heart to eat." ”
After Yuqing finished speaking, everyone began to eat, this time everyone was no longer reserved, they all began to eat and drink, they knew that it hurt from Yu's mouth, how much it hurt, they also thought about it, a big man, if a uterus suddenly grows in his body, it may be unbearable.
It's better to eat some while you're in good health. Eat more, even if you can't eat for a few days, you can stand up. Li Min is busy, seeing that several children around her are about to have children, and she, who wants to be a grandmother, has to take care of the children.
Yuwei, Yuqing, Xiaowu and Xiaowen's four daughters-in-law, which Li Min has to manage, while holding the dishes for them himself, he also urged his four sons, so that they can also give Yuwei a few of them a few good food, and also take care of Yier: "Don't just eat yourself, watch some children." ”
Originally, B Er was a little uncomfortable, his daughter-in-law is really like grabbing vegetables now, he lowered his head and didn't dare to look, but Li Min called his head, he just looked up, and this time he looked up and realized that he was wrong, and everyone at this table was grabbing delicious food from his lover's bowl.
Needless to say, Old Man Li and Old Man Leng, both of them are preparing to get pregnant, so both of them are constantly stacking each other in the bowl, their chopsticks, Li Min can't catch up with them in a few clicks, and the same is true for the two of them in Youzhang Xin, and what the special forces do is in front.
Even this snatching of vegetables, everyone is the first one, and the guardian madman Bai Chongshan filled the bowl in front of Xiao Gao's eyes, and he didn't think it was enough, so he pushed his bowl in front of Xiao Gao, Li Xian and Li Nian, two small ones, usually don't look very loud, but they must have grown up in grabbing food since childhood.
So no one in this room can snatch the two of them, and looking at the things that Li Xian prepared for Li Nian, it seems that it is not just this meal, and he may be preparing to take it back and make supper for Li Nian. B Erxin said, I really don't know if I don't see it, this look is scary.
My daughter-in-law and a woman take care of the four of them, and they are really too busy. B Er also began to move, and said in his mouth: "You four just watched your mother busy there, and you didn't hurry up and do it." ”
Where have Yubi and Yuqing seen such a scene, they were newly married yesterday, and they just went back after taking a photo, I didn't see them grabbing food like this, Xiaowen was a little embarrassed to grab it with those people, and Xiao Wu was inconvenient to use chopsticks, so the speed couldn't go up.
And the four young people of the Li family are all related to Xiaowen for one reason, no matter what they say, they have only been born for more than a month, and the others can't see anything, but they can't use chopsticks, so Li Min is in a hurry to help a few of them, and now B Er has also joined the war group and come to help his daughter-in-law.
My daughter-in-law hurts herself, and she wants to be a grandfather, so she can't say anything to make the child hungry. I can't help with anything else, I can't lag behind Bai Chongshan if I say anything, and Yi Er's skills are also very deep, and they are on par with Li Xian.
Busy to the end, a table of dishes have seen the bottom, Yu Wei did not eat less, I felt ambiguous in my heart, whether it was in the mountains or in the clan, no one had ever thought about him, and now after marrying Li Ao, not only his little lover thinks about himself, but even his parents are worried about themselves.
Yuqing also felt deeply, when he was in the mountains, he also had a junior sister, and the junior brother showed favor to him, but it was all face-saving, no one treated him like this from the heart, not to mention Xiaowen, who was originally a homeless child, since he got married, Li Min treated him better than Xiaosi.
Back at home, Li Min said to a few of them: "Are you together at night, or separate?" I suggest that you all be together, if it hurts, you can communicate with each other, and I will not leave your father today, stay with you to see if I can help." ”
Yubi shook her head when she heard this: "Mom, no need, I'll go back to the house." (To be continued.) )