Chapter 030 is more unjust than Dou E
"Little comrade, how do you know my name?" Aunt Dou Le was indignant, and her face was full of confusion and asked her good looks. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Alas, you are too deep into the play, this is overcrowded, there is no need to recruit people!"
"400 yuan!" Aunt Dou Le wiped away her tears, although her heart was broken, she still glared at Gao Gao with some anger. Vicious, he said it truthfully, and his expression was full of pain!
"Let's take a look at it! The key points of the magic show have also been said. The good face shouted with a megaphone: "There should be applause here, encouragement, encouragement!"
Then with pitiful eyes, he looked around at the people eating melons.
"Yes, everyone applauded and cheered for the individual scene, and livened up the atmosphere, okay? Zhao Deping also shouted with a megaphone, and he also took the lead in applauding.
Then the people who ate melons burst into applause and drums.
The appearance is high, and the corners of one side of the mouth are hooked, and he is smiling. He turned around in place and bowed in thanks, then hugged his fists and smiled, and said, "What kind of magic trick are you performing today?
"Well, this aunt who is Dou Le for everyone, just said how much money you were stolen?" looked good and deliberately blinked his eyes mischievously and asked: "We don't know each other! Don't say you know, otherwise you won't be funny."
"I really don't know you!" Aunt Dou Le was confused, she and this boy had never known each other. Why did this boy frame himself as a member of a magic show troupe as soon as they met, and what his name was?
The people who ate melons in a moment burst into laughter and were restless, and everyone talked about it one after another, and the aunt who jumped off the bridge was really amused. "It's pierced, I still don't admit it, it's funny!"
"I don't know us! I really don't know! Auntie, how much money did you lose?"
"400 yuan! The hard-earned money of the past few years!" Aunt Dou Le can't tell clearly now, she is wronged! She was really stolen 400 yuan.
"If you want to hear it, 400 yuan!" "Aunt Dou Le, what are the characteristics of 400 yuan?"
"Is it 40 pieces of ten, or is it 80 pieces of five. ”
"Twenty-two pieces of picks, thirty pieces of five dollars, twenty-six pieces of one yuan, eight pieces of five corners. "Aunt Dou Le is clear, a few years of hard-earned money. As he spoke, he suddenly felt wronged, bowed his head and sobbed softly.
"Listen, everyone, this difficulty factor is too high!" "The face is high, and he is proud: "Hehe, a big stack, can we people with empty hands conjure it up?"
"Since it's a magic show! I must be able to conjure up what Aunt Dou Le said. Otherwise, how can it be considered a magic team. The good looks looked around and asked: "Your own difficulty is too much, so everyone can see it." The big guy said yes or no!"
"Yes!" the crowd applauded in unison!
"First of all, I took off my clothes to prove that I didn't have anything on me. "The appearance is high, and the five is divided by two, and he said that he stripped off his shirt and handed over his clothes to Zhao Deping's shaking for everyone to see, alas!
"Auntie, but you can't reveal my bottom yet, you have to hang everyone's appetite, remember! I can't tell them, where is the 400 yuan hidden?"
Aunt Dou Le, the death-seeking flyover jumper, is not jumping off the bridge now, she was attracted to come over, and she concentrated on what the hell she was playing with good looks.
"Twenty-two pick-ups. With his face high, he rubbed his hands together with his upper body, and twenty-two big solidarities appeared out of thin air.
"Amusement, amusement, Auntie, come down too! Cooperate with me, count! Still pretend not to know!"
Aunt Dou Le wiped her tears and glanced at it, and also walked down, counting twenty-two yuan.
"Thirty pieces of five dollars, twenty-six pieces of one dollar, eight pieces of five corners. In the expectant eyes of the people who eat melons, they all changed out one after another and handed them over to Aunt Dou Le.
"400 yuan, not a penny, but also a lot. Aunt Dou Le counted just right, exactly the same as the four hundred yuan she lost, touching the pain of the heart like a knife, and instantly the heart-wrenching tears fell again.
On the contrary, he smiled with a high appearance, smiled very happily, and was happy for the success of his strategy.
"I'm not afraid of death, are you still afraid of living, have you considered your family?"
"The police are here!" looked good and pulled Zhao Deping's arm: "Brother Zhao let's go!" After speaking, he strode towards the bus station in Jiangpu.
Aunt Dou Le was taken back to the police station by the Mao Yi police to be criticized and educated.
Police officer Mao Yi asked: "Name"
"Dou Le" Aunt Dou Le told the truth.
"Amusement!" Officer Mao Yi pulled down his face and slapped the table, warning solemnly: "Auntie, be serious, this is the Public Security Bureau, don't joke." ”
Police officer Mao Yi calmed down and asked, "Name"
"Dou Le" Aunt Dou Le doesn't know what's wrong with this name.
Police officer Mao Yi suddenly became angry and slapped the pen: "You don't call it funny, you call it funny." ”
"Comrade policeman! My surname is Dou E, and I am happy. Aunt Dou Le hurriedly explained the origin of her name carefully, and now she is more wronged than Dou E.