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He also thought of the ghost foxes on the chatting about the strange things, those ghost foxes are a hundred times stronger than the beauties in this world, and people treat people sincerely, but now the beauties are only a deception.

There was a beautiful woman in the village who was shy of flowers, and when this beauty appeared, she also raised the price of the red envelope of the peak to 20,000, but when she turned her face, the girl changed her face, she did not admit that the price was increased by 20,000 just now, but the peak was not lightly angry.

"Hmph, no wonder you just said, your face is not a whole face, your face is your mother's face since childhood, your face is long and underbeaten, you are a person who is a man of false words, you just kept saying that you want to increase the price by 20,000 yuan, and now you don't admit it, I also sue you, I'd rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in your girl's broken mouth. ”

"Hehe, handsome guy, what you said is not wrong, my mother slapped me in the face since I was a child, she slapped my little face affectionately as soon as she saw my little face, girl, why do you look so handsome, it's just a shy flower, is this my rape peanut daughter."

But, handsome guy, you are like this, only the ghost fox can believe you, who of us living beauties believes in you, you are a pig brain, who wants to like a pig brain.

Handsome guy, it's a joke, whether to increase the price or not, that's the girl's final say, it also depends on whether the girl is happy or not, the girl still wants to increase the price, but now when she sees you, the pig-brained person, the girl is not in the mood. ”

This girl is not only as beautiful as a flower, but she also has a sharp tooth, and her small mouth can speak well, which makes Gao Feng sarcastic for a while.

"Yue'er, you did so beautifully, Sister Hardware loves you to death, you are my sister's heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys, my sister is about to go crazy when she sees you. ”

When the proprietress of the hardware store saw this girl, it was like seeing her illegitimate daughter, and she ran over and hugged the girl and kissed and gnawed.

"Sister Hardware, when you see my Yue'er, you are like seeing your illegitimate daughter, and all you gnaw on Yue'er's face is saliva. ”

"Hehe, Yue'er, that's not it, your sister has always wondered if your Yue'er is your sister's illegitimate daughter, otherwise how could your mother rape flower and your father give birth to such a beautiful girl, only your hardware sister can give birth to such a girl who is shy of the moon." ”

"Hmph, boss, you're a dog gnawing bones, this bone is still imported, imported from South Korea, be careful to gnaw off your nose.

Also, boss lady, you have such virtue, you can't give birth to such a child even if you are an illegitimate daughter, you will give birth to a sow. ”

Gao Feng also learned to ridicule people, he mocked the hardware store proprietress to his face, and the girl in the uniform of the tax office.

"Hey, senior engineer, a good boss lady doesn't fight with men, this boss lady is very generous today, I don't want to fight with you, you can scold me casually, and the old lady won't be a little angry." ”

"Hmph, Sister Hardware, that's right, it's just that good women don't fight with men, how can the two of us be as knowledgeable as this pig."

However, Sister Hardware, if the two of us play this pig's head three again, we will play with him again. ”

Gao Feng laughed at the hardware store proprietress like this, the proprietress was not angry at all, and the beautiful girl also discussed with the proprietress that she wanted to play Gao Feng again.

The proprietress of the hardware store smiled: "Yue'er, you are the illegitimate daughter of Sister Hardware, you said that you want to play with this stunned young man, then Sister Hardware will play with him and let him die more completely." ”

"That's right, Sister Hardware, you are my own mother, then the two of us will play with these two stunned goods. ”

The proprietress of the hardware store discussed it with the girl who was embarrassed by the closed moon, and the proprietress of the hardware store said to Gao Feng.

"Senior engineer, don't you want the boss lady to increase the price with you, the boss lady will increase the price with you, you just had a red envelope of 10,000 yuan, and the boss lady is now adding it to 11,000 yuan. ”

"Hmph, boss, I also said just now, I'd rather believe that there are ghosts in this world, than believe in your broken mouth with her, you are all people who go back on your word, and you don't admit what you say at all, I don't believe that you will increase the price." ”

Gao Feng didn't believe the words of the hardware store proprietress, so the proprietress asked: "Senior engineer, then how can you believe the words of this proprietress?"

Gao Feng said: "Actually, for people like you, I really can't believe your words, otherwise this way, you will take out the money on the spot and put it in my hands, so I will believe what you say." ”

The proprietress snorted: "Hmph, senior engineer, you can really think of beautiful things, I put the money in your hands, that's not directly to send the money to you, this is impossible, this is not possible, the two of us bid, let my illegitimate daughter Yue'er be the referee, we all put the money in her hands." ”

Gao Feng shook his head: "Hmph, boss, I don't believe this anymore, she is your illegitimate daughter, then you are the one who wears a pair of pants, I put the money in her hands, it is not a sheep in the mouth of a tiger and there is no return." ”

"Go to the ball, senior engineer, you don't even have a penny, how can you get into the mouth of a sheep. ”

The proprietress of the hardware store scolded directly, and Gao Feng said: "Boss, who said that this handsome guy doesn't have a penny, this handsome guy not only has a penny, but this handsome guy also has 10,000 yuan, I'll take it out and show it to you." ”

Gao Feng took out 10,000 yuan from his pocket and shook it in front of everyone's eyes, the villagers were a little stupid, first, when was this Comrade Gao Feng untied, and second, he himself obviously had 10,000 yuan, why did he still cry poor and not give everyone red envelopes.

Gao Feng was originally tied up by the villagers with a leash and locked in the dog cage, but now Gao Feng is outside the dog cage, and the leash on his body has fallen on the ox cart.

"Handsome guy, you also said that you would rather believe that there are ghosts in this world than believe in the broken mouths of women, so why did you cry poor just now and say that you don't have a penny, but now you take out 10,000 yuan to dangle in front of our eyes. ”

"Senior engineer, it's time for you to loosen your bonds, who will loosen them for you?"

The proprietress of the hardware store had the same doubts as the villagers, so Gao Feng laughed twice.

"Hehe, boss lady, just when you gnawed on your illegitimate daughter, I loosened myself.

Folks, I'm not trying to deceive the big guys, but when my 10,000 yuan is not enough, I can take it out now and draw out the money in the boss's pocket. ”

"Sister Hardware, how many years have you been in business?"

The beautiful tax collector suddenly asked the hardware store proprietress this question, and the proprietress didn't understand what she meant.

"Yue'er, why did you suddenly ask this question, you don't want to check the hardware sister for tax evasion, right?"

The proprietress of the hardware store is very ghostly, and no matter what the situation, she thinks about the problem very far.

The beautiful girl laughed: "Sister Hardware, look at what you said so strictly, my Yue'er doesn't work at the Tulou Town Tax Office, I work at the Xiaoyue City Taxation Bureau, you will evade taxes, then I can't manage Sister Hardware, not to mention that Yue'er still treats you as her own mother, I only have one meaning, your Sister Hardware has been in the store for so many years, will you be afraid of a guy who is as stupid as a pig, you are going to sell him, he doesn't have to accompany you to count the money." ”

The proprietress of the hardware store said: "Hehe, Yue'er, the more your daughter is, the more she will pit her mother, otherwise how can she call it a pit old man, and the pit is her parents, and only children who have the ability to go out to pit others."

However, Yue'er, what you said makes sense, you work at the Xiaoyue City Taxation Bureau, so you can't beat your hardware sister for tax evasion.

Yue'er, let's joke about it, your hardware sister has been in business for thirteen or four years, including cheating my parents since she was a child, and she has twenty or thirty years of experience in cheating. ”

The proprietress of the hardware store took out 20,000 yuan and put it in the hands of the beautiful female tax collector.

"Senior engineer, do you see it, this boss lady directly increased the price by 20,000 yuan, if you are a man, put this money in Yue'er's hand, and then add the price, but you don't have money for this product, and you can't add it up." ”

"Handsome guy, my hardware sister is not afraid of you, are you also afraid of a woman, you can take out all the money with a little refreshment, do you still have money in your pocket, don't be a turtle with a shrunken head." ”

"Yes, handsome guy, you are a man, you can't be worse than a woman, you have to be a little manly, don't be the same as going to the wine table, women want to fight with you, you just say no, no, you can't do it, you have to be hard." ”

"Brother Gao, harden up, harden our brothers. ”

The villagers raised their arms and shouted, and the two viagra also held back their strength and shouted, Comrade Xiong Erwei was sealed with his mouth closed, and he also screamed like a worm.

"Hard fart, you can get the money out, you have no money, you're a hard ball"

Gao Feng glared at the two viagras, and the two viagras went straight down.

"Hehe, it hurts my feelings to mention money with your two viagras, and the feeling is that your two viagras don't have a dime. ”

"Okay, boss lady, folks, the handsome guy will get hard, the handsome guy will take out all the money in his pocket, and I will directly increase the price by 30,000. ”

Gao Feng was like a trick, he took out another 20,000 yuan from his pocket, plus the 10,000 yuan he just took out, and handed it over to the beautiful female sharp officer.

"Sister Hardware, my mother, you can't lose your mother's face, this handsome guy has increased the price by 30,000 yuan, if you add it further, you can directly add it to 50,000 yuan." ”

"Okay, Yue'er, you said add 50,000 yuan, add 50,000, your hardware sister is not bad for money, now she only has 30,000 yuan in cash, then the hardware sister took off this diamond necklace to offset the money, and this diamond necklace is also worth more than 15,000. ”

The beautiful female tax collector took the peak money and shook it to the hardware store proprietor, and the hardware store proprietress took off the diamond necklace around her neck, and the beautiful female tax collector took the diamond necklace and asked again.

"Sister Hardware, my mother, you don't have enough to count, that's still more than 5,000, you take off this diamond ring, I estimate it's enough for 50,000." ”

Before the proprietress of the hardware store could pick it up, the beautiful female tax collector took it upon herself, took off the diamond ring on the proprietress finger, and brought off a piece of skin from the proprietress .