Chapter 359: No one is as rough as a captain!

The soldiers were originally iron-blooded men, and when they joked at the moment, they naturally didn't care about the mood of the public at all.

But then again, who would have thought that there was a girl hidden in the men's restroom, wouldn't they?

So they spoke more and more unrestrainedly, and the sweetheart listened with shame on her face, wondering if they would kill themselves if they knew that they had been hiding inside......

Also collapsed was Situ Qinglang, who had been standing here enduring all kinds of suspicions, but there were always people who didn't open their eyes to greet him.

But then again, who would stand in the bathroom with a bag and clothes and enjoy the view?

Situ Qinglang has been tall for so many years, but he didn't expect that the sweetheart would not pay attention and instantly trample on his glorious image.

"Captain One, what are you doing standing at this door?" the sniper of Team 3 asked unbearably - does the bathroom smell good?

He came in the earliest, he had just washed his hair at the moment, and he had spent almost half an hour here, and the captain was still standing so upright with his clothes in his arms, without the slightest intention of leaving.

"I ...... Ahem, nothing. Situ Qinglang looked at the sky.

"Oh!" the sniper suddenly realized, "you want to be Gong?"

Enter your sister's Gong! Situ Qinglang beat the sniper thousands of times in his heart in a rage!

"Then why don't you go in? Captain 1, don't look down on the pit of our third team, although the location is a little farther away, but the pit is still a good pit, isn't there a saying - squatting in the pit and sitting in the pit, what can make people feel good is-"

"Okay, okay!" Situ Qinglang hurriedly stopped, for fear that he would say something even stranger.

He pushed the door hard, and the sweetheart rarely had a good relationship with him at this time, and secretly pulled the door bolt open.

Situ Qinglang, who had a sharp ear, heard the movement, so he coughed dryly and walked in silently.

"Captain, I'm going to go firstβ€”" The sniper laughed.

"......" Situ Qinglang blushed with his face, and stared at the sweetheart who was standing silently on the side, the sweetheart stuck out his tongue, and Situ Qinglang slapped her head hard.

"Ahh

From the water room to the bathroom, there was a sudden silence inside and out, and everyone was still in solitude after hearing the "wow", leaving only the sound of rushing water.

A female voice suddenly came from the male soldier's dormitory, this is a terrible thing! For a while, everyone stared with bated breath, Situ Qinglang guessed the reaction outside, and couldn't help but glance at his sweetheart fiercely!

You beat me...... Sweetheart hugged her head, her eyes full of blood and tears.

After a long time, the first soldier trembled and said, "Damn, am I hallucinating? How can there be a girl?

"It's also an auditory hallucination, wash it, go to eat quickly after washing, labor and management still have a lot of socks!"

"I'm the next Ao, I said why is it so stinky under my bed, where are you stuffed!"

Sweetheart listened silently, and her expression was very strange when she wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.

Situ Qinglang looked angry, for fear that his little wife would misunderstand - not all soldiers are so rough!

During the collapse, the two soldiers continued to talk:

Soldier A: "I'm hiding in that bag you put in a drawer!"

Soldier B: "I'm the next O! That's the cross-stitch that the labor and management have finally embroidered! The labor and management keep it for the daughter-in-law!"

Soldier A: "Ah--brother, I'm really sorry, buddy will embroider another one for you another day, I'm afraid I won't be able to deliver it, the taste is so sour!"

Soldier B: "I'm rubbing, a

Sweetheart listened silently, almost laughing so much that her intestines were knotted, Emma didn't expect that these iron-clad soldiers would actually embroider cross-stitch!

She whispered to Qinglang, "Will you?"

The expression on Situ Qinglang's face was wonderful, he raised his eyebrows, and said unnaturally: "Don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, it's all men, don't talk to the door, just get used to it." ”

The duo of embroidered cross-stitch and stinky socks were like a pair of good friends, until the sound faded away and continued to discuss the problem of stitches and double strands in full swing, Situ Qinglang felt that there would only be more and more people waiting like this, so he suddenly came up with a way and whispered to his sweetheart: "You put the bag on and put on the coat." ”

Sweetheart didn't understand what Qing Lang was going to do, so she obediently did it.

Situ Qinglang suddenly carried her on his back, and pressed the brim of her hat lower with his backhand, and said in a deep voice: "Don't make a sound, I'm going to rush out with you, hold on to me!"

"Whoaβ€”"

Before the sweetheart could finish saying the word "good", Situ Qinglang suddenly kicked open the door of the compartment, rushed out like a gust of wind, and said anxiously: "Let one go, let one go, someone fainted!"

"......" is also called a method!!!!!

Sweetheart is broken!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When the soldiers heard this anxious voice, they all trained to spread out in a diffusion formation, Situ Qinglang ran forward in great strides, and the sweetheart lay on his back, almost getting out of his hands several times!

This sedan chair is simply bumpy and dead, and the eldest aunt is going to leak again!

The men were shocked, and the first thing they thought of was -- why did two big men share a cubicle? There were so many spicy squatting pits, why didn't they choose them?

After a long time, Soldier A cautiously asked, "That's ...... Captain One?"

Soldier B: "I don't see it clearly, but it seems to ...... Yes?"

Soldier C: "Didn't he just get married...... That ...... just now."

Soldier D: "A moment of silence for the wife of the first captain, you wait for me, I'll go check if there is any soap in the compartment." ”

Of course, there was no soap in the compartment, but a soldier found something terrible inside! This matter spread in the Beiting Special Forces on the same day, and the version became more and more amazing!

Soldier D: "Nima, let's not be thicker!!!! no one is thicker than a captain!!! he bleeds other people's chrysanthemums!!! no wonder you want to take him to the hospital!!!!"

A group of people hula gathered around the scene of the crime and petrified, and the soldier broke down and said, "Is this a legend...... Auntie's towel?"

Situ Qinglang ran back to the meeting place with his sweetheart on his back, and then put down this abrasive little burden, the big guy was already impatient, Gao Lian joked: "Colonel, I scared you by the treat, I can't wait to hide in the toilet and not come out." ”

"Don't mention it. Situ Qinglang waved his hand, his sweetheart buckled his hat and his face was flushed, since she listened to the conversation just now, she was not good, and when she saw her good friends Gao Lian and Qin Lu at this time, she always substituted the scene of the two of them picking up the lamp and embroidering from time to time in her mind...... Simply drunk.

"The treater is here, what are we going to eat?" Zhou Meina asked eagerly with her heart on her back so hungry.

Situ Qinglang took a breath and said solemnly: "The army canteen." ”

A group of people mourned all over the field.

Situ Qinglang couldn't cry or laugh, and finished the second half of the sentence: "The hot pot restaurant next to it." ”

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